George Noory

George will need new D cell batteries for his vibrating butt plug to stay awake tonight….

Tonight on Toast!

First Half: Dissident ineffectual Michael Creamhole reports on his continuing work in forbidden analology and human orgasms, including analfacts and discoveries that don't fit into conventional assedamia and scat communities. He'll also share his newest discoveries going around the world in bathhouses, and how they fall into ancient timelines.

Second Half: Author, editor and shamanic cock explorer Matthew FairyMary has been searching the globe for answers on the truth about cock. He will discuss his visionary experiences, as well as cock medicines and shamanic cock diets.

Another barn burner from Toast!

Tonight join George as he interviews a 9-volt battery. Riveting entertainment.

George has killed many times in the past.

For example:

“ George tests toasters in the bathtub.

Actually... true story: His aunt -- Shafika Karagulla -- died from a plugged-in radio falling into her bathtub. I'd like to know where George was that night.
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She was a well-known psychic.
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Young George Ralph Noory:"Auntie Shebooboo! I'm here to chew your toenails! Are they nice and soft yet? Oooh! A radio! I'll tune in the King Biscuit Flour Hour, oops!"”

George has killed many times in the past.

For example:

“ George tests toasters in the bathtub.

Actually... true story: His aunt -- Shafika Karagulla -- died from a plugged-in radio falling into her bathtub. I'd like to know where George was that night.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1123025


She was a well-known psychic.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1123025


Young George Ralph Noory:"Auntie Shebooboo! I'm here to chew your toenails! Are they nice and soft yet? Oooh! A radio! I'll tune in the King Biscuit Flour Hour, oops!"”

Georges aunt Shafica Karagulla M.D. also wrote a book Breakthrough To Creativity. I think we can safely assume George didn't read it.

Due to overwhelming audience demand, George attempts to replicate his encounter with the pizza roll live on air with a Duracell. Extra extra bonus!: Tommy is sworn not to hit the dump button should one of those "do the wild thing" moments arise.

I thought Tahmee would wrap himself in tinfoil under some heat lamps and scorch George’s throat with a hot salty load.

But then I’m a realist…..

Tommy "so jorch got any plans this weekend?"

Jorch" Yup gonna change my plugs"

Tommy" Oh doing some auto maintenance huh?"

Jorch "Nope"

Jorch spent the weekend under the studio console playing "Suck The Deacon's Beacon"....

Jorch spent the weekend binge watching BOSCH.

Not the landmark tv series.... the power tools....

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Zahi HUGE ASS

LAST NITE SHOW WAS ACTUALLY VERY FUCKN GOOD!!

Jorch " its a long trip Tommy here is map I prepared with bathroom location indicated. Let me know if you need to relieve and release"

I KNEW THAT WOULD WORK..JOEY..UH.