George Noory

Poon Shot

1500 PAGES!!!!!!!!

Tomorrow night (Saturday night), Hoagland’s topic on the Other Side of the Gloryhole is: SHARTS OF THE GODS

*Oops, SHARDS

1500 smells of AN0L!

The thick mustache smells of THwameez buttox!

1500 pages!

Coincidentally the same length as the Non-Disclosure Agreements signed by Jorch's staff;

Personal Assistant - Sass Crotch

Masseur - Uri Nater

Chef - Connie Lingus

and

Butler - Phil Lashio

Hahahahahahaahhahaha!!

"This is one small man, one giant creep for mankind" -- Neil Armstrong after being harassed by Jorch in the urinals at NASA HQ in Moonhoax, Alabama.

1500 Pages

Not a lot of people know that Jorch's mother was a closet lesbian.

But she never consummated her lust with her girlfriend, Anna.

Consequently, she was unhappy her whole life.

I guess that's why so many people say; "the world would have been a better place if Jorch's mother had had Anna Borshun"

Coincidentally, the same number of toilet sheets it would take to wipe the sh*t stain that is Coast To Coast with Jorch.

George Noory’s first band. He was kicked out because he was too avant prostate.

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What’s the difference between George and Tahmee and a microwave oven?

A microwave stops when you open the door….

TOMMY: George, you should’ve joined us for dinner at that new Italian restaurant on Melrose last night. It was outstanding!”

GEORGE: I wound up getting some spotted dick instead.

TOMMY: How was it?

GEORGE: Big! Like 11 inches.

Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahhfsjgsjgstusgkkfhfk!!!

Sharts of the Gods on Hoagland’s show tonight. Are he & his panel discussing Hot Carls behind the scenes at NASA?

Replay again tonight on Hoagland’s radio show. Jeez, about 50% of the time it’s a repeat show.

It’s with Steve Bassett and Hoagland’s panel. They’re all F’ing Leftist idiots (Hoagland included). They were blaming Trump & Jan 6 for “postponing” the progress they were making regarding “disclosure”. Bassett even said if Hillary had been elected in 2016, we’d know a lot more right now. Lol

Yeah, Steve & Dick…if not for that eeeeeeevil Trump & his minions, we’d know what the aliens are doing on earth. Lol How many things can these Leftist assholes make Trump the scapegoat for before people realize they’re using Trump & conservatives to blame for their own failures?

Does George still interrupt his guests while they're speaking????

I really don't think George Noory is as
bad as you guys say. I used to like him
back when i listened.

He always has to deal with a bunch of loonies,
calling in, and guests who are out to lunch
and i don't know why they booked them.

Yes. Si. Javol. Oui. Da. Hai. Shì de.

Art did, too. Yet Art’s interviews were captivating. George’s are mind-numbing.

George fluffed his way to the top.

This!!!!
1,000,000,000 THIS^

Art was a master communicator, his follow-up questions were relevant and informed AND he did his homework.

Jorch, on the other hand, isn't listening, can't frame a question and has a leaking grunthole.

CUNTY WILLIS DID NOT HAVE THE WORST SHOW LAST NIGHT..BUT, SHE
UH STILL CANT HELP BUT SHOW HER RED EYE.