George Noory

Also Jorch at the gloryhole; we shall fight them on the bitches....

Jorch's Grindr profile labels him a twink twerking, j*zz guzzling, top rating, power bottom.

He's since been removed from the platform for lying about the "top rating" part....

“Bring me the scrotums of four ninja.” — Art B.

Look at this absolute dork. Been divorced 4 times. (Maybe Ayatollah Khomeini was right Lol). I’m sure she’s with him for his sexual prowess and raw masculine animal magnetism…

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The scraggly foursome would make more sense than Jorch "Tea Bag" Noory and his meandering destruction of logic and language.

Hahahahahahaahahahah

George’s 6-week, intense yoga class is coming to an end. For their final test to pass the class, each student has to blow himself in front of the class.

George passed with flying colors. He not only blew himself, he also tossed his own salad. Then he proceeded to try to blow the entire class until the teacher tazed him.

Victor Davis Hanson

MMMMMMMMBOP!

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Vigorous Daily Handjob

The Duke of Cunt…er, Kent.

Hoagland found the benD benD stone.

Why isn’t the mainstream media covering this?!

Jorch is MSM.
Mainstream Mediocre....

Jorch calls his fill-in host, Richard Syrett "Dick Syrup" which is hard for Big Tahhmee to swallow.

Apparently....

Art Bell got tolled off....

Art Bell got tolled off....

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Art Toll got his bellend off.

Thursday night’s first guest will be good: Scott Creighton (Scottish engineer) talking about the “Great Void” in the Great Pyramid. It’s the recently discovered/located (with advanced tech) giant cavity — as long as an airliner — just above the Grand Gallery in the Great Pyramid. Sounds very promising.

The same technology was used to locate the “giant void” between George’s ears.

^For whatever reason, some people are speculating that contained in the giant void is the throne of Osiris (however they determined that).


GEORGE (to his guest): Do they mean the toilet of Osiris?

J.K. Boweling

Brian “Cyclops” Kilmeade

GEORGE: Hey Tom, did I tell you I’m supplementing my income by selling Hot Carls at Dodger Stadium.?

TOMMY: What are those, some kind of pretzel?

GEORGE: Sometimes they come out in the shape of pretzels..

Every night, George puts his mustache and eyebrows in a cup of hydrogen peroxide on his nightstand.