George Noory

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George is always late coming home from work, much to the consternation of Tahmmy. Tired of waiting up for him, Tahmmy simply leaves a Hot Carl under saran wrap on the kitchen table with instructions on reheating it.

On long flights Art takes his pillow and blanket , lays down in the aisle and takes a 10 hour nap. forcing people to walk over him

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Jorch enlarges his own prostate!

cruise: :cruise: :cruise:

Hahahahahahahahahaahah!!!!!!!

Bwahahahaha.


Sorta like Jorch at the gloryhole.
Except people don't "walk" over him....

As he approached St. Peter’s basilica, George was told by his guide to prostrate himself before the ancient seat of Christianity before entering.

George immediately took off his pants & drawers, grabbed his ankles and shoved a large sex toy called “The Tickler: Guaranteed to Hit the Male G (P) Spot” up his kiester.

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I can see him laying there with the eye shades on, the thin blanket and cardboard pillow they give you Lol. He attempts to order the chicken a l’orange for dinner, just as a rambunctious little kid jumps out of his seat and on to Art’s groin.

George has a shrine to the fat, slimy, comeback Elvis in his basement.

Tom “Colonel Porker” Danheiser

George is watching a documentary on the Vietnam War. It shows “tunnel rats” — small guys able to fit in really tight holes and get things in or take things out.

GEORGE: “Boy, I could sure use one of those guys!”

TOMMY: “Yeah, right? For gardening..”

GEORGE: Gardening????

George is going to sing this at his next live stage event at Everett Thur-uh-durr…

On long-haul flights, Art quietly retires to the lavatory, locks the door, and hangs upside down like a fruit bat for the duration of the flight.

Art goes to one of those eyebrow threading shops, takes a seat in the chair and tells the tatted-up millennial girl with a ring in her nose: “Make me look like Huey Lewis.”

Well, Art was always complaining he was society’s doormat.

GEORGE: “Can you believe it, Tommy?.. I got black-balled!”

TOMMY: “Where was this? The Masonic Lodge?”

GEORGE: “No. A gloryhole in South Central.”

*The Cunt of Mounted Crisco

W. Kamau Art Bell

“Hoist the main sail, me hearties!” shouts George as a dong pops through the gloryhole.

The Other Side of the Gloryhole with Richard C. Hoagland

George Noory has always been a celebrity hound.

He’s also had a thing for the race horses.

So imagine his glee when as a young man he got to meet Mr. Ed, the talking horse of the 1960’s TV show.

Mr Ed: “Hey kid, my eyes are up here!”

True story…

George Noory insists that whenever he makes a TV appearance, pancake must be applied to his face by Tahmee’s balls.

Yet another True Story…..

Other reviews:

“A tour de farts!” - Cheeks Weekly

“A Boys Town Classic!” - The Catholic Times

“More sword fights than a jamboree!” - The Boy Scouts of America

“Tahmee has more crack than East L.A.” - Police Chief Daryl Gates

Tucker Carlson has done an investigative special on Cattle Mutilations. Lol WTH?!

I wonder if he had to sleep with Linda Moulton Cryptkeeper to interview some of her sources.

you dont gotta answer that !!!??? Margo-lago