George Noory

“They can take our classified White House documents,

But they can never take…

OUR ORANGE PANCAKE FACE MAKEUP!!!!!”

George is a colossal idiot.

“…While Art’s guitar…gently queeeeEEEEEEEEFS…”

Beantworten sie mich jetzt!!!!!!

Nooey used to lick Wilcock's asshole for years. Literally

George wears a t-shirt that says: I Raided Mar-a-Lago and All I Got Was This T-Shirt!

Lolololololololololol

Wilcock doesn't approve

Art-a-Lago

Gayvid Wildevourcock

George and Tommy Star in a remake of a swashbuckling favorite entitled: The Count of Mounted Crisco.

“A slippery affair!” — Chicago Sun-Times

“Wet & wild!!” — Provincetown Gazette

“Encore! ENCORE!!!” — Key West Gargler

“Sickeningly disgusting.” — Christian Science Monitor

“Bring a Kleenex box. It’s a ‘jerker’, but those ain’t tears.” — Castro Tribune

sniffin Melania's panties also

HahahahaahahahHhaha

The Golden GAYte Bridge

Pure genius.
I genuinely LOLd and LOLd.
Thank you. I needed that :)

Hello I am Jorch Noory and have you considered a reverse mortgage?


How about a Hot Carl

From the archives

Hahahahahahaahahhahahahah!!!!

A Hot Carl Cameron

Thank God for these Urban Dictionary terms. Keeps us sane in a world gone insane.

Tonight on C2C, in a dramatic court re-enactment of the Heard/Depp trial, Jorch will drop a "grumpy" in the bed he shares with Big Tahhmm Donghoister live on air.

Special guests; GawdIthinkit's Syphlis, host of Ancient Anals and Whata Molting Cow, from DirtFiles, will appear as Pistol & Boo.

Art is growing his official Midge Ure mustache and sideburns.

Every time George goes to the dentist, he thinks his dental hygienist is hitting on him.

GEORGE: “What was I supposed to think? ‘Open! Close! Spit!’ You sound like the instructions I get at the gloryhole.”

I got to look up what a grumpy is , I can only hope I can sleep tonight after I do