George Noory

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GEORGE: I don’t get it. How do you get shanghai’d in Manila? Isn’t Manila in the Philippines?

Other words of wisdom from Jarch: “If humans evolved from apes, why are there still apes?”

George just asked this lady: “What happens when we die?”

If she had any sense, she’d reply: “Our hearts stop beating.”

George spent the afternoon trying to untie Tommy’s balloon knot with his tongue.

One sentence into the interview…(CLICK). Off goes the radio.

The Russians are playing George Noory C2C interviews non-stop into Britney Griner’s jail cell.

George finally finished writing his autobiography. It’s called Catch ‘Er in the Thighs.

…With a foreword by James Van Phaague. And a few words from Tommy at the end to complete the “sandwich”.

*bookend

I always thought Jorch's autobiography would be called "English Is Not Even My Second Language (but I'll wrap my tongue around your Split Infinitive"

New erection at Anaheim --

Hoagland; the crappiest kingdom of them all....

Jorch is the only employee of iFart Radio who tongue punches the timeclock each day....

Jorch and Big Tahhmm Dongholster regularly go to their local dog park so they can take it in turns to bury a bone outside....

Tonight on C2C, Jorch's "moving" rendition of the Vera Lynn classic, "Land Of Hope And Gloryhole"

Jorch was recently the gleeful recipient of a gay gangbang at his local bank after he misunderstood the manager's advice that he could be hundreds in arrears....

Compromising footage has emerged of Jorch on his knees pleasuring his radio bosses in an effort to keep his job.

iFart Radio has described the incident as a "tremendous blow."

Jorch, however, says it wasn't that great....

Jorch just checked into the Freehand Hotel in West Hollywood under the name Eileen Ulick....

George Noory, the 3rd worst host ever on coast to coast AM except that lady and of course Ian Punnet (who takes honors as the worst host of all time!)

^All of the above…

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Masterful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When is George gonna interview Lynn Pinkclit and Clive Princess?

YES!! — (Ed McMahon voice)

Using A.I. to prove we're human.
Say wuh?

Mary Hart=Mary Harum

Strange name.

She speaks danish & swedish fluently.

That Nordic hussy!!!

This C2C hosting gig sure has given George a swelled head. It’s so big, people are mistaking him for Larry Elder.

iARTbot

Art has a horse ranch in the Santa Ynez Valley where he has a vineyard, an amusement park, and invites over Filipino youth from time to time to drink “Jesus juice”.

Klaus Schwab's Mom was Red Shield.

Trump has videos of key Dems & Repubs at EPSTEIN’s pedo island house engaging in underage sex.

That is Trump’s GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD.

And that is what the FBI agents were sent to Mar-a-Lago to retrieve.

Do they really think Trump wouldn’t have made copies of the videos and distributed them to trusted individuals who are loyal to him?