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Art cries like Dick Vermeil as he bites into a Five Guys Bacon Double Cheeseburger.
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Art cries like Dick Vermeil as he bites into a Five Guys Bacon Double Cheeseburger.
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Hahahahahaahahahaha!!!

I still say that was actor Robert Culp accepting the honor.
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Jorch has agree to host Alice Choad's Nympho Whores show while the fulminating fat man scrapes up the $m's he needs to pay for his recent court case.

In Jorch's honour the show will be sponsored exclusively by Choad's patented sex stimulant vitamin, Mycoxafloppin....






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HOAGLAND!!!
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TheOtherSideOfTheGloryhole
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“A Republic, madam, if you can keep it.”
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Just a friendly reminder of the King of Bullshit:

[link to www.firstnerve.com (secure)]

“In his novel In Search of Lost Time, Marcel Proust portrayed sensory memory as uniquely true because, unlike other forms of memory, it doesn’t change with time. To Proust, smell memory is immutable and inherently trustworthy. Smell-evoked memories are unimpeachable links to past events. Whitley Strieber takes the Proustian ball and runs with it: he repeatedly invokes smells as evidence that his abduction was real.

Strieber’s “abduction” took place on December 26, 1985. When the aliens proposed to insert a needle into his brain he objected, fearing brain damage.
One of them, I think it was the one I had identified earlier as the woman [alien], said, ‘What can we do to help you stop screaming?’ [. . .] My reply was unexpected. I heard myself say, ‘You could let me smell you.’ I was embarrassed; this is not a normal request, and it bothered me. But it made a great deal of sense, as I have afterward realized.

The one to my right replied, ‘Oh, OK, I can do that,’ in a similar voice, speaking very rapidly, and held his hand against my face, cradling my head with his other hand. The odor was distinct, and gave me exactly what I needed, an anchor in reality. It remained the most convincing aspect of the whole memory, because that odor was completely indistinguishable from a real one. It did not seem in any way a dream experience or a hallucination. I remembered it as an actual smell.
So what does an alien visitor smell like?
There was a slight scent of cardboard to it, as if the sleeve of the coverall that was partly pressed against my face were made of some substance like paper. The hand itself had a faint but distinctly organic sourness in its odor. It was not a human smell, but it was unmistakably the smell of something alive. There was a subtle overtone that seemed a little like cinnamon.

The next thing I knew, there was a bang and a flash, and I realized that they have performed the proposed operation on my head.
In the weeks that follow, Strieber is distressed about the incident and begins to doubt his own sanity.
Then, quite suddenly once afternoon, I recalled the smell. Their smell. It came back to me as clearly as if I had inhaled it not a moment before. More than anything except discovering that I was not alone with my experience, that totally real memory saved me from going stark raving mad.
Thank heaven for the solid anchor of Proustian smell memory!

Three months later, Strieber recalls his abduction under hypnosis:
I’m sitting on a bench in a little room. [Sniffs.] And it smells funny. Smells somethin’ like cheese in here. Smells kind of nasty, to tell you the truth. It’s not clean in here.
Cheese? What cheese? Here’s all he said about smell in his original description: “I seem to remember that the room was stuffy and the air quite dry . . .” So this olfactory detail—that the UFO’s reception room smelled like cheese—is an entirely new feature brought up under hypnosis. Strieber has just revised his “totally real” smell memory. Later, in the course of reflecting on the hypnosis session, he revises it even further:
The space I entered smelled like warm Cheddar cheese with a hint of sulfur. This sulfur odor has been reported by others.
So “stuffy” becomes “cheese” which becomes “warm Cheddar cheese with a hint of sulfur.” In other words, he subtly re-tunes his story to agree with other published accounts of alien abduction.”

Whitley likes George’s farts.

What an asshole!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! WUNDERBAR!!!!!

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Farm2Table = Ass2Mouth
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Coast2Coast?
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In George’s case, Face2Crotch
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epiclol

epiclol
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Giant owls are Jorch's spirit animals....
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Yeah, the Great Northern Poop Owl.
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Watching the Hungarian Grand Prix with Big Tahhmmeeee recently Jorch spent the entire race in pole position....



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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

lol lol lol
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Giant owls are Jorch's spirit animals....
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George’s ability to swivel his head 180 degrees comes in handy while pulling trains at the Hollywood bath house.
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"Und George denkts to himself, vhat a wunderbar vorld..."
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Jorch's rendition of that great song sounds more Gitmo, than Satchmo.

But to be fair, he & Louis Armstrong both blow a mean horn....
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rofl 1rof1 rofl 1rof1 rofl 1rof1 rofl
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Jorch has agree to host Alice Choad's Nympho Whores show while the fulminating fat man scrapes up the $m's he needs to pay for his recent court case.

In Jorch's honour the show will be sponsored exclusively by Choad's patented sex stimulant vitamin, Mycoxafloppin....






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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao lmao lmao
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This unmanned (F)Artemis mission to the moon that launches at the end of this month is going to have some very advanced video technology on board. They better show it. And show it LIVE, you cowards!
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Notice that we (the U.S.) only gear up to explore the moon when our rival/enemy/competitor does so.

In the 1960s, it was the Russians who spurred as to action.

Now it’s the Chinese allegedly attempting to “own the moon”. (Yeah, right).


Then — and only then — does the American film industry…er, I mean NASA, gear up to compete with them.
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If George can make it there (West Hollywood), he can make it a-ny-where…!!!”
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“A Republic, madam, if you can keep it.” — Ben Franklin upon being asked what form of government they created.
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“A gerbil, sir, if you can declaw it.” — George upon being asked what he plans to shove up his tukus.
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Notice that we (the U.S.) only gear up to explore the moon when our rival/enemy/competitor does so.

In the 1960s, it was the Russians who spurred as to action.

Now it’s the Chinese allegedly attempting to “own the moon”. (Yeah, right).


Then — and only then — does the American film industry…er, I mean NASA, gear up to compete with them.
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Notice also, though, that neither the Russians nor the Chinese (yet) have claimed to have sent humans past low earth orbit.

Translation: Russia and China don’t have DreamWorks, Pixar, Industrial Light & Magic, or Disney.
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NASA releasing a brand of chewing gum — Hubble Bubble.
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Notice that we (the U.S.) only gear up to explore the moon when our rival/enemy/competitor does so.

In the 1960s, it was the Russians who spurred as to action.

Now it’s the Chinese allegedly attempting to “own the moon”. (Yeah, right).


Then — and only then — does the American film industry…er, I mean NASA, gear up to compete with them.
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Notice also, though, that neither the Russians nor the Chinese (yet) have claimed to have sent humans past low earth orbit.

Translation: Russia and China don’t have DreamWorks, Pixar, Industrial Light & Magic, or Disney.
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Nor do they possess the likes of director Stanley Kubrick.
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This is Hoagland playing the flute.

Somewhere in the greater Los Angeles area right now, George, too, is playing the flute. The skin flute.
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Weaving Webb Telescopes Come Not Here
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When the Angels play the Diamondbacks, it’s the A-holes vs. the D-bags.
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Is this thing on? Lol
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Marvin the Martian
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Giant owls are Jorch's spirit animals....
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Thought it was the declawed gerbil.
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The guest who’s going to talk about the American Revolution and the development of our government used to work at a junkyard.

This beats Doc Wallet the veterinarian giving human medical advice.
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Richard & his guest are ripping on the Republicans for not voting for the “veterans benefit” bill.

What a disingenuous titmouse. The Dems tacked on a bunch of progressive bullshit, tax increase, and expansion of federal government, thus forcing the Republicans to vote against it. Everyone knows this.

How can Hoagland go there?

WHY ISN’T THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA COVERING THIS? Lol
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EVERYone wants to support U.S. veterans and are more than willing to pay for it with taxes. But we are NOT going to be bamboozled to vote for a bunch of progressive, self-destructive bullshit by tacking it on to a “veterans healthcare” bill.

It’s the Dems who are despicable for doing this. They don’t truly want the veterans’ health bill. They just use it as cover to try to pass their progressive bullshit that most wouldn’t vote for on it own.

As with minorities and the poor, Dems are using the veterans as pawns. Sickening.
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Hoagland’s first black guest. Lol





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