George Noory

Join Noorch and Tammmy for Monkey pox in the desert on sept 1

But Jorch's black hole is the MOST ancient anal!!??

Join Noorch and Tammmy for Monkey pox in the desert on sept 1

Whitley is the biggest bullshitter. You can hear him making it up as he goes along.

He expects us to believe all this stuff really happened to him. YOU’RE A HORROR WRITER!!!!! Aka FICTION!!!!!!


He just said they RAPED him. Then he added, “…with a machine.”

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah!!!!! You can FEEL George’s finger quivering over the dump button.


An owl!! Lolololololololol Yeah, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been raped by an owl. Lol

He says he went cross country skiing the next day. Lol After being anally raped LOLOLOLOOOLOOOLOLOL How can this guy look at himself in the mirror? I guess after getting a big paycheck from his publisher, it’s easy for him.

Big Tahhmeeee: "But Jorch, just a quick jab and we can get rid of monkey pox.

Jorch: "But that's how we GOT it in the first place!"

Big Tahhmeeee: "But Jorch, just a quick jab and we can get rid of monkey pox.

Jorch: "But that's how we GOT it in the first place!"

Jorch (to UFO conference audience): "Hands up all the proctologists here tonight?"

POLICE: “We can’t do anything. There’s no evidence at all..”

WHITLEY bends over revealing a bloody, gaping anus.

(Cue the Cusco bumper music)…

It has occurred to many of us that it can’t be real, too, Whitley.

The See Eye Ayy sent the aliens to deal with whitless because they hated his book

Whitley has an auction up on eBay…

ORIGINAL post-abduction photos. 1980s upstate NY cabin. Whitley Streiber. Not for sale to under 18 yrs old. Warning: Graphic. Don’t try to lowball me. I know what I have (monkey pox).

Whitley has an auction up on eBay…

ORIGINAL post-abduction photos. 1980s upstate NY cabin. Whitley Streiber. Not for sale to under 18 yrs old. Warning: Graphic. Don’t try to lowball me. I know what I have (monkey pox).

The Local Constabulary ushered whitless to a line up room with six guys dressed as gray aliens.

The Local Constabulary ushered whitless to a line up room with six guys dressed as gray aliens.

Farm2Table = Ass2Mouth

Twitley wears a t-shirt that says; "I was buttf*cked by alien owls.

True story."

On a serious note, remember that other sci-fi writer L Ron Rubbered who invented an entire religion?
Twitley's on his tail....

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