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FEDs going DOOR TO DOOR requesting Urine for Zika Test!!!

 
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FEDs going DOOR TO DOOR requesting Urine for Zika Test!!!
Confirmed.

Urine samples. Door to door in Florida.

You can't make this up.

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Me linky so I no stinky.


CNN.


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Confirmed.

Urine samples. Door to door in Florida.

You can't make this up.
 Quoting: Luxen


Thats the benefit of having a govt run healthcare, ENJOY!!!
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I just don't understand if its REALLY an issue, or if this is a result of other factors.


Zika is not new.
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I just don't understand if its REALLY an issue, or if this is a result of other factors.


Zika is not new.
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You're focusing on the wrong issue
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What? You don't want to give your urine out to random tests?

C'mon, you un patriotic shit. It's for the good of the people!
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Wow!

5 stars and a bump
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They SWEAR they won't test for drugs or categorize your DNA!

Promise!
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Today they "ask" for a sample... Tomorrow they take.
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That's not terrifying.
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That's not terrifying.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71656933


Knock, knock. It's your friendly neighborhood specimen collector.


PF-hellhno
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pin?
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I know Dr Astro is in Florida.

Has HE given his Zika donation yet?
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epiclol
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"Officials believe the local transmission is confined to a small area north of downtown Miami within a single ZIP code. However, local, state and federal health officials are continuing their investigation, which includes going door-to-door to ask residents for urine samples and other information in an effort to determine how many people may be infected. Additional cases are anticipated. "

50% rule
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is this bill gates work?.
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These rolled down my street as a kid
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These rolled down my street as a kid

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71567444


We pay $8 a month on city utilities to spray in Colorado.

You have to look at correlation between DDT use and Polio.

You may see some interesting numbers.
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Here is a correlating factor.

Zika seems to show up where there were/are releases of GMO mosquitos... Mmm?

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Thx Phen/DL.

I think its your rotation...
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Whatever they want you to take.... don`t take it.
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So the obvious question is, what are they actually testing the urine for?
Jeez this sh*t never ends..

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thats taking the piss
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Do the research. It's already been proven the Shrek babies are caused by vaccine.
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So the obvious question is, what are they actually testing the urine for?
Jeez this sh*t never ends..

 Quoting: RedHeadedRiot


And WHY that one locale in Florida?

Perhaps the GMO mosquitos are changing DNA in some way?
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Oh shit! I didn't think the future would arrive so soon
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so if you whip out your dick and piss on them at your front door, does that count as a sample?
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so if you whip out your dick and piss on them at your front door, does that count as a sample?
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Confirmed.

Urine samples. Door to door in Florida.

You can't make this up.
 Quoting: Luxen


They love employing piss meat gazers.
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thats taking the piss
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pun intended
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No law says you have to answer the door.
Put up a "No Soliciting" sign and ignore them.





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