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Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past

 
Samuel Potters
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01/01/2007 12:18 AM
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Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
I just arrived in your time a week ago. I'm from the year 1895, and build my time machine based on technology found on a crashed alien vessel.

I must say that I love these computers, what a wonderous invention. The women of today are quite bold and attractive. Your flying machines are like angels in the sky.

If you want to know about the past, ask away.
Anonymous Coward
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01/01/2007 12:19 AM
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
What state are you from?
Anonymous Coward
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01/01/2007 12:20 AM
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
Why was GWB born?
Anonymous Coward
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01/01/2007 12:21 AM
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
so whats your favorite huey luis song?
Samuel Potters (OP)
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01/01/2007 12:21 AM
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
What state are you from?
 Quoting: Mister Obvious

California
Samuel Potters (OP)
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
so whats your favorite huey luis song?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 114241

What is a huey luis?
Anonymous Coward
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01/01/2007 12:22 AM
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
are were the news headlines the day before you left?
Samuel Potters (OP)
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
Why was GWB born?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 160399

Who is GWB?
Anonymous Coward
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
What state are you from?

California
 Quoting: Samuel Potters 174288



Who is the governor of your state in your time?
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01/01/2007 12:22 AM
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
are = what
Samuel Potters (OP)
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01/01/2007 12:25 AM
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
are were the news headlines the day before you left?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 175687

They resemble yours of today. It's all about Mexico.
Anonymous Coward
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01/01/2007 12:25 AM
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
Hehehe....


Hawhawhaw...

Yukyukyuk!!!

Please,..............Tell uw all about it!
Samuel Potters (OP)
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01/01/2007 12:27 AM
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
What state are you from?

California



Who is the governor of your state in your time?
 Quoting: Mister Obvious

Budd. Not by my vote though.
Anonymous Coward
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01/01/2007 12:29 AM
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
GWB is the pschopathic president of the united States.
Anonymous Coward
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01/01/2007 12:30 AM
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
bsflag
Anonymous Coward
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01/01/2007 12:32 AM
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
What date is today in your time?
Anonymous Coward
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01/01/2007 12:32 AM
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
california didnt exist in 1895
Hebrew
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01/01/2007 12:35 AM
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
Why This Website, how did you find it? Id your so old, how are you able to speak as we do? You dialect is still so modern.
Instead of calling our women bold and attractive, you may see it as a total cultural race when women dress like sluts opposed to the conservative women of the 1800's. Seriously do you hope your granddaughter dresses as we do? The 1880's are that far away, then they weren called aliens, most likely still angelic figures. Calling them aliens such a clishe, what do you call them personally. Do you know any scientist? Maybe Nikola, he had something like a teleporter. Is your time machine shapped like a half pyramid? What type of energy does it use? And where did you find all this alien tech? I hear that its impossible to crash an alien ship, and our 1940's roswell is a exchange of tech, or to get us up to speed. It seems like your wild idea of having a 1880's time machine would mess up how we see history. I mean i know it wasnt like our history books portray, but damn an 1880's alien investigator, didn't you almost loose your mind gaining this knowledge. Even today there are some in denial
LS

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01/01/2007 12:36 AM
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
california didnt exist in 1895
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Following a brief period as the independent California Republic in 1846, California was annexed by the United States that same year, and was admitted to the Union as the thirty-first state on September 9, 1850.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
MAKA = Make America Kind Again
Samuel Potters (OP)
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01/01/2007 12:38 AM
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
What date is today in your time?
 Quoting: Mister Obvious

October 13, 1895
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01/01/2007 12:39 AM
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
A time traveler from the past is usless but if you was from the future then maybe you would be of use! so go back where you come from , you dont belong here and your boring and most likely need a bath ....
Samuel Potters (OP)
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01/01/2007 12:39 AM
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
Why This Website, how did you find it? Id your so old, how are you able to speak as we do? You dialect is still so modern.
Instead of calling our women bold and attractive, you may see it as a total cultural race when women dress like sluts opposed to the conservative women of the 1800's. Seriously do you hope your granddaughter dresses as we do? The 1880's are that far away, then they weren called aliens, most likely still angelic figures. Calling them aliens such a clishe, what do you call them personally. Do you know any scientist? Maybe Nikola, he had something like a teleporter. Is your time machine shapped like a half pyramid? What type of energy does it use? And where did you find all this alien tech? I hear that its impossible to crash an alien ship, and our 1940's roswell is a exchange of tech, or to get us up to speed. It seems like your wild idea of having a 1880's time machine would mess up how we see history. I mean i know it wasnt like our history books portray, but damn an 1880's alien investigator, didn't you almost loose your mind gaining this knowledge. Even today there are some in denial
 Quoting: Hebrew 175009

You have many questions. Too mnay to answer. Please aske one or two at a time.
Samuel Potters (OP)
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01/01/2007 12:40 AM
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
A time traveler from the past is usless but if you was from the future then maybe you would be of use! so go back where you come from , you dont belong here and your boring and most likely need a bath ....
 Quoting: ......................... 175936

The future is revealed through the past.
Hebrew
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01/01/2007 12:42 AM
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
Just pick the most important! something that you would like to answer, you not a scientist, he would know to pick the most important question, its PR! Your a fraud! Every genius can do it you suck. I could answer all those questions there simple and dont requre a lot of explaining, you could, say I've been here for a while and have gotten acustomed to your time and have accepted the culture. What the hell is to many question? Oh but you built a damn time machine? GIVE ME A BREAK! rant
Samuel Potters (OP)
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01/01/2007 12:45 AM
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
Just pick the most important! something that you would like to answer, you not a scientist, he would know to pick the most important question, its PR! Your a fraud! Every genius can do it you suck. I could answer all those questions there simple and dont requre a lot of explaining, you could, say I've been here for a while and have gotten acustomed to your time and have accepted the culture. What the hell is to many question? Oh but you built a damn time machine? GIVE ME A BREAK! rant
 Quoting: Hebrew 175009

Is this guy the future of mankind. How depressing.
Hebrew
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01/01/2007 12:49 AM
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
Yeah at least im not living in the past...
Anonymous Coward
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01/01/2007 01:18 AM
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
Pssst - plastic. (wink,wink)
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01/01/2007 02:46 AM
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
Isn't it amazing how, in a week, a time traveller from 1895 can arrive in this time, learn about computers,keyboards, the internet, and GLP, get a membership, etc., this is even more crapolla than usual. Any of his limited answers can be googled as fast as you ask them.Where has he lived, didn't even mention cars, cities, TV, etc........I'd say, "Get a life, try again, scammer." bsflag bsflag bsflag
Anonymous Coward
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01/01/2007 02:48 AM
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
Why don't you just play along with the joke. Of course, this is a hoax, but it's fun and harmless.
HiRisque

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01/01/2007 03:48 AM
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
About the alien spacecraft. What makes you think it was alien? The vast distances between stars would almost require faster than light space travel to be practical. Physicists are not sure if vaster than light spce travel is possible. Was there any evidence in the crashed spaceship you found that would suggest it might just have been advanced humans from our distant future?
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01/01/2007 04:02 AM
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Re: Greetings! I am a Time Traveller from the past
Why don't you just play along with the joke. Of course, this is a hoax, but it's fun and harmless.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 175949

maybe some people dont think this is the place for old, stupid jokes





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