Woman biker dies after wind blows umbrella into her THROAT as she rode along street

A while back a lady celebrating her birthday on the beach got impaled, killed by a beach umbrella+wind.

That's horrible! Like a death out of Final Destination.
RIP...

it said 2 million people killed a year by umbrellas! Ban umbrellas!!

According to that article around 2 million people die from umbrellas every year???

Ban brollies now! They are lethal!

Goes to show that you never know when it's 'time'.

Always be ready by having your heart ready and at peace with Jesus.

Something like: Jesus, I want to be right with you. Please help me with this.

Poor lady. RIP

Good Grief, talk about time up, ticket punched.

...and the she was probably biking for her health. R.I.P.

2 million?

Seriously, do they just make this shit up to take the piss out of utter morons that believe everything they read?

2 Million people die in umbrella related accidents every year?

They're really pushing their luck with that one, if you believe that you will literally believe anything.

tragic

if only she didn't have a throat, this wouldn't have happened.