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Five animal rights activists stormed the field at Dodger Stadium in the top of the ninth on Sunday to protest Dodger Dogs. A greater number, 41,831, did not.

The Dodger Dog demonstrators protested neither price nor taste but food group. “Dodgers Torture Animals,” read one of their banners. Safer just to sell a Dodger Danish.

In a televised counterprotest, Vin Scully noticed the grandstanders escaping the grandstand for the diamond by announcing a decision not to notice them. “Oh, my goodness,” the broadcaster exclaimed. “Well, we don’t show ’em—not if we can help it. We’ll look at the sky, we’ll look at the flags—anything but foolish kids running on the field. And they’re kids.”

And if anyone knows kids, it’s 88-years-young Vin Scully.

“The LA Dodgers relentlessly promote their ‘Dodger Dogs’ as fun, family-friendly fare,” Zoe Rosenberg, a representative of a group called Direct Action Everywhere informed in a press release after the direct action breaking up the action at Chavez Ravine, “but the truth is that Dodger Dogs are made from piglets who were taken from their family, thrown into a massive prison, and tormented by disease and neglect that would horrify any family.”

The families in Dodger Stadium seemed horrified alright. They booed the clothed streakers—self-respecting ones always disrobe—and cheered the resumption of baseball, which resulted in a 4-1 win for the home team over the Colorado Rockies that completed a series sweep.