Tailor Swift Makeup Secrets

Tools needed:

- 20 lbs box of foundation makeup
- Eyeliner, (5 pounder in a caulking gun)
- Cherry red lipstick, 10 lbs case
- Mud pan
- Trowel
- Fine grit sandpaper
- A mannequin
- Rough brush

Steps:

1) First lightly brush the exterior of your face with the sandpaper.

2) Place a pound of foundation on the mudding pan.

3) Liberally apply foundation to fill in the cracks, crevasses and scaly seals with the trowel. Just like Taylor Swift would do.

4) Re-use the fine grit sandpaper to sculpt your face into an appealing shape. Use mannequin as a template.

5) Dust your face after the foundation settles and use the the rough brush to smooth over the texture.

6) Carefully apply the eyeliner with a caulking gun into the generic wingtip shape that practically everyone copies from everyone else.

7) Apply lipstick

8) Use trowel to smooth out the lipstick

9) Apply more lipstick

10) Use fine grit sandpaper to level the lipstick.

11) Apply more eyeliner with caulking gun.

12) Sand the rough bits off your face using store mannequin as reference.

13) Lightly powder the dust from your face with the rough brush.

The results:

Now you too can look like a skeezy, common bar slut when out. To further add to the presentation make sure to ask for all your songs to be autotuned just like Taylor Swift, because she sucks at performance and really needs all that studio time to make her crappy songs.

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