Are YOU a cuckservative? Self-help quiz inside...

Do you get randy for short haired megan kelly?

Do you remeber back to the good old GW days?

Does the thought of a ted cruz comeback still playoit in your mind at night?

Does paul ryan seem like he has any fuckin clue what he is doing?

Do you think mitt romney is relevant in any way?

If you answered yes to any of the above, then you friend are a cuckservative. Congratulation on having your head up your ass.