Strange Medical Problem - Need advice - Warning: Somewhat gross.

Are you straining to get it out? You may be over exerting your blood vessels.

No more than usual

Don't push too hard, you could die from a
brain aneurysm.

Or talk to your 3rd cousin.

Why not ask satan for help. Seeing as you work for satan.

Man you satanists are so unimaginably pathetic.

You got food poisoning.

neuralgia

He says he controls the lives of everyone as Satans helper, but he can't control his own poop. Seriously? I'm amazed how pathetic this is.

Gross. Isn't there a medical forum that would be better than glp. You are going to get some of the worst advice ever on here.

Example:

Stick the water hose up there and turn it on at half pressure. It should shoot all the shit out your mouth.

Many people do not know but your blood pressure dramatically

drops when you evacuate your bowels


You should contact your doctor..

If you have so much powers to control people's lives using energy-systems designed to help people lie steal and cheat, and "have to hide your true form in order to wage your war against god"... why can't you just use some of those powers to heal yourself instead?

Are you really that pathetic?

:bigcruise:

If you have 4 stents at 44 and type 2 and have what you describe when you crap you probably have high BP as well(when not on meds) and you prolly should have a color flow carotid ultrasound. I bet a bruit can be appreciated

yes, its a nerve or two being nasty.
idk what else to tell you though.

i get that thing, runs down my face to my jaw every so often.
i just to have to wait it out.
its a nerve thing.
thats what your thing sounds like...imo.

listen,OP...

if you DO go to a doctor about this, will you come back and tell us what he/she said?
please?

it should stay in your history unless you systematically delete it..

id really like to know.

Are you getting u shaped poop pains too? Maybe this is a secret government weapon.

Vasovagal response

GRADUATING FROM POOP U

this


ITS YOUR HEART DUDE

Stop eating all sugars, and even cut out the grains.

I met a fellow in his 50's walking with a cane last year...

Ask him what happened and what's with the cane.

He said he had a stroke on the shitter....almost died.

With the diabetes and heart stents, it sounds like you are in poor health to begin with.
And if you are not evacuating your stool without hard pushing, you need to improve your diet/exercise/lifestyle choices.....!!!!!

Might try to take care of your health properly!

And for goodness sake, stay away from all medical practitioners!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They are there to kill you, but first get you hooked on one of their worthless pills or surgeries so they can afford that condo in Hawaii and that new BMW coupe they have their eye on.

Wake the fuck up.

let me repeat that...

WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!

What are you doing to your body to be so sick?

Might want to stop doing it!

The cure is a .50 cal to the brain. It will stop you from ever having that pain again. That's a fact. I suppose you are after a non-lethal solution or you are just trolling or you are actually being serious...either way the 0.50 cal is the solution. It works every time and it would benefit those who don't want to hear what faces you make when you poo.

Remove gerbil from colon first.

exercise more, so stretches before you have a bowel movement. use your leg and core to poop rather than your back.

Sad fact is... my post is the most useful and hits home at the most crucial truth in all of this.

Why even post here? if he really is an agent of satan ( Thread: Recent Communication From Satan. )... then he should be powerful enough to do whatever he wants.

Getting your ideas straight and true is the only way to sort anything out in life. I'm the only one forcing this IDIOT to sort his ideas out.

I know it sounds harsh, but the fact is... if he listened to what I was saying and realised "hey wait? I'm not so powerful as I think i am... whatever evil I've done has totally destroyed myself, maybe I'd be better off NOT BEING EVIL ANYMORE... and I'd be able to fix myself".

If he did that... he'd have a chance. But he is too busy being arrogant.

Okay, wow, dead thread resurrected.

Sorry I was away, I was busy being arrogant.

Anyway, it went away the next day.

My BP, cholesterol, blood sugar all under good control and my body is being worked out with the new career.

"What are you doing to be so unhealthy?"

The answer *was* years of Mountain Dew abuse coupled with undiagnosed/unnoticed Type 2 Diabetes.

I am actually healthier than ever and my heart had minimal damage and I passed all of my stress tests off-the-charts.

Genetically, there's a lot of bullshit in the bloodline. It's not always about what you do or what you didn't do. Some people get a high constitution but zero Charisma, zero intelligence etc.

My D&D stats from Birth were:

Strength: 9
Dexterity: 11
Constitution: 9
Intelligence: 16
Wisdom: 18
Charisma: 25 (Just Kidding...probably 11)

Intelligence: 0

Couldn't even respond to my points? You really are busy f**king yourself up aren't you?

squatting is so much easier and healthier