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Florida - Gator seen with human body in its mouth in Lakeland, police say
Police in Lakeland are swarming around a lake after receiving a call Tuesday about a gator with a person in its mouth.

Investigators are working to remove the body. They said a person called 911 after seeing the body in the mouth of a large alligator.

Police said someone at Florida Presbyterian Homes called authorities after seeing the gator swimming with the body in its mouth.


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Are these people being fed to them by drug dealers or someone?


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It's not a coincidence.
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Are these people being fed to them by drug dealers or someone?


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It's not a coincidence.
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That was my first thought when I read your thread title.

Some places have pigs and some have 'gators...
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Are these people being fed to them by drug dealers or someone?


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It's not a coincidence.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72348625


That was my first thought when I read your thread title.

Some places have pigs and some have 'gators...
 Quoting: Rev Woo-Woo


Well, when the hills have eyes, they have pigs...
What gives with the gators?
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Bad gator. Bad!

Now spit out Johnny. Come on. Spit him out.
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Are these people being fed to them by drug dealers or someone?


Thread: Florida: Alligator caught eating a person in a Davie canal



It's not a coincidence.
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wtf
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It's a common way to get rid of you wife in florida..


The alligator did it!
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The image I have in my head now, well...... I could do without it.
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Re: Florida - Gator seen with human body in its mouth in Lakeland, police say
Police in Lakeland are swarming around a lake after receiving a call Tuesday about a gator with a person in its mouth.

Investigators are working to remove the body. They said a person called 911 after seeing the body in the mouth of a large alligator.

Police said someone at Florida Presbyterian Homes called authorities after seeing the gator swimming with the body in its mouth.


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Old folks home. Geezer wander away?
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Re: Florida - Gator seen with human body in its mouth in Lakeland, police say
Police in Lakeland are swarming around a lake after receiving a call Tuesday about a gator with a person in its mouth.

Investigators are working to remove the body. They said a person called 911 after seeing the body in the mouth of a large alligator.

Police said someone at Florida Presbyterian Homes called authorities after seeing the gator swimming with the body in its mouth.


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Old folks home. Geezer wander away?
 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


Or was just feeding the ducks when.. CHOMP!!
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Re: Florida - Gator seen with human body in its mouth in Lakeland, police say
dont get to close to the water near lakes and ponds in florida
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Re: Florida - Gator seen with human body in its mouth in Lakeland, police say
remember a few years back when 3 joggers were killed by gators?

gators don't attack that often. and joggers can outrun them.

that was someone killing chicks and feeding gators too.
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Since these sneaky bastards learned to ring the doorbell, they've pretty much put the land sharks out of business.
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can we send this gator to DC for a while?
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Are these people being fed to them by drug dealers or someone?


Thread: Florida: Alligator caught eating a person in a Davie canal



It's not a coincidence.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72348625


That was my first thought when I read your thread title.

Some places have pigs and some have 'gators...
 Quoting: Rev Woo-Woo


There's a famous gator saying they say when they talk to each other, "Humans...they melt in your mouth, not in your hands."

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Is this the end of Florida Man?
Tune in next week to find out!
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Re: Florida - Gator seen with human body in its mouth in Lakeland, police say
Years ago we lived on a lake in Fla with Gators... they will go after children and dogs...

The Fl Wildlife would come in and take them out.

It is an issues for lakes in Fl
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Re: Florida - Gator seen with human body in its mouth in Lakeland, police say
Police in Lakeland are swarming around a lake after receiving a call Tuesday about a gator with a person in its mouth.

Investigators are working to remove the body. They said a person called 911 after seeing the body in the mouth of a large alligator.

Police said someone at Florida Presbyterian Homes called authorities after seeing the gator swimming with the body in its mouth.


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Polk County is a hub of human trafficking, prostitution and drug distribution. It is half way between Orlando and Tampa on the I4 corridor.
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Re: Florida - Gator seen with human body in its mouth in Lakeland, police say
Right up the road from me.florida is loaded with gators
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I have a 9 footer out behind my house...he's like a watch dog....
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Re: Florida - Gator seen with human body in its mouth in Lakeland, police say
Police in Lakeland are swarming around a lake after receiving a call Tuesday about a gator with a person in its mouth.

Investigators are working to remove the body. They said a person called 911 after seeing the body in the mouth of a large alligator.

Police said someone at Florida Presbyterian Homes called authorities after seeing the gator swimming with the body in its mouth.


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72348625


Polk County is a hub of human trafficking, prostitution and drug distribution. It is half way between Orlando and Tampa on the I4 corridor.
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It is an absolute shit hole.
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Yyou guys are so lucky, i wish i had gators in my yard
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Re: Florida - Gator seen with human body in its mouth in Lakeland, police say
Years ago we lived on a lake in Fla with Gators... they will go after children and dogs...

The Fl Wildlife would come in and take them out.

It is an issues for lakes in Fl
 Quoting: Mystical Life


Not too long ago I was kayaking down the little big econ near Sanford, Fl.

It's the same river where a teen was actually attacked by a gator not long after me and my dad went kayaking, about a year or so later.

Anyways, here is the place

Econlockhatchee River - [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]

And here is the article of the teen being attacked, on HIS HEAD! None the less.

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Re: Florida - Gator seen with human body in its mouth in Lakeland, police say
Police in Lakeland are swarming around a lake after receiving a call Tuesday about a gator with a person in its mouth.

Investigators are working to remove the body. They said a person called 911 after seeing the body in the mouth of a large alligator.

Police said someone at Florida Presbyterian Homes called authorities after seeing the gator swimming with the body in its mouth.


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72348625


Polk County is a hub of human trafficking, prostitution and drug distribution. It is half way between Orlando and Tampa on the I4 corridor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16186429


It is an absolute shit hole.
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Ya it really is a hell hole. I drove up there once...
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Me and my Dad actually encountered two of the gators fighting, we had to keep pushing past them, couldn't show fear, or retreat, or go to land, because land would be more dangerous.

I just typed out the entire story, with graphic, and detail intertwined. I am very disappointed I couldn't post it, along with the article, and the story got deleted.

Invested too much energy into typing that to type it again. I may come back later and succeed in sharing it. We shall see.
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Since these sneaky bastards learned to ring the doorbell, they've pretty much put the land sharks out of business.
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Thread: Alligator Caught on Video Attempting to Ring Doorbell of South Carolina Home

chuckle great thread
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Ocala, best place in Florida
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Re: Florida - Gator seen with human body in its mouth in Lakeland, police say
Anyone remember that giant alligator crossing the golf course video somebody posted here last week?

Turns out it wasn't just passing by, it lives there!

Club sais: "Yea, it likes to hang-out in the lake, but it doesn't bother anyone, so."

wtf

Estimated at 15 or 16 feet long, but deemed not a problem?
Yea, until somebody gets ate.

Here's another video of it.


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