Take THIS Trannys! I identify as a horse!

Gotta love Jon Rapaport! One of the few true investigative journalists left. That he has such a sarcastic sense of humor to go with reporting on all the nonsense going on with Washington these days kinda helps the sting of truth:


I identify as a horse. No, really. I do.

The question has arisen: what drugs should I be taking? I have found a doctor at the US National Institutes of Health who believes he can design a protocol that will, to a significant degree, turn me into a horse.

How will that change my thoughts? I'm already thinking like a horse, so it's not a problem, but we're shooting for the creation of equine impulses to bolster, as it were, my mental processes.

In other words, horse feelings to support horse thinking.

I really want to get into politics. How do you imagine I'll go over as a self-identifying horse running for Congress in Kentucky? I'm already in talks with a public relations firm, and they believe my prospects are strong. Very strong.

Once elected, I would certainly cause a stir in Washington. No doubt about that.

"Talking horse votes to expand war in Middle East."

"Horse's ass wants more war." Let some columnist or blogger take that tack and I'll sue for gender discrimination. There are laws. Who'll risk running afoul of the new identity mandates?

[link to jonrappoport.wordpress.com (secure)]