UFO sighting over Florida April 2016

I was sitting around the other day admiring how big my nuts are, when I came to the conclusion that they are somewhere between fairly giant and super giant. It's like I have a pair of Jupitors dangling between my legs. Of course, you have to have a pretty big pair to be me. The last nine or ten false readings in graviton wave detectors have been due to the gravity field of my nards. They're just under critical mass, a few inches away from collapsing into a super dense vortex of nutsaqautron (a type of radiation given off by enormous balls). I don't even have an office chair anymore.. I just sit around on my nuts. People come over to my house, and they think I'm just sitting on a giant flesh colored bean bag. I once took a bullet right in the nads just to prove how tough I am, but the bullet ricocheted off of a pube and hit some kid in the face. I almost felt bad for the kid, but he had it coming. No one can step to my nuts. My ex girlfriend was bitching at me one day, so I tossed my nuts at her. BAM. Knocked the whore out cold. The best tea baggin' she ever received, and I wasn't even trying.

Nuts said the Queen.
If I had two I'd be King.

This looks to be an autofocus issue. The bright light is coming in and out of focus and that produces a pulsating effect. The focus seems better at the end when the object is closer.

Unfortunately, not a UFO.

Last Edited by Setheory on 04/14/2016 06:58 PM

BLAST A = Fake As Fuck

Better to post it where there are real people. Not a bunch of f*cking bots and paid, as**hole shills like this jerk and the rest.

They know it's real. Ask their USAF and NSA buddies about them.

It's part of their "fake star" microwaving program. Seriously. Ignore these as*holes.

So you just yell SHILL!

How about addressing the points I made?

By the way, what is a "fake star" microwaving program?