Dreamtards solve my riddle of a dream

I think it means that 9/11 did the Jews.

sounds like youre an out of work hollywood agent! lol

No, I sell insurance.

I believe it means you will get something 3 weeks from now that you will really enjoy. Either as a gift or buy it yourself.

Thanks,

How did you come to that?

Don't eat that banana just before retiring to bed. It gives you delusions.

It means you're gay and your subconscious mind is helping you register this in a fun and colorful way. Look at the massive number of phallic symbols, proxies for ejaculation, sexual innuendos. The replacement of the divine feminine, represented by Dolly Parton, whose large breasts and feminine figure are her best known trademark, with creepy suspected bisexual Billy Bob just drives the last nail into the coffin. The rest of the dream is just a boring denouement and normal descent into your workday.

You're gay, good for you!

What? No way

Yea i was basicly gonna post this.

The peeing dog kinda scared me.

sounds like you need a vacation! lol

dreams are very personal, only you can solve it. dream tard.

"It means you want to fuck your mother."
-- Sigmund Freud

op, you seem like you need a break, so here are this weeks winning lottery numbers! lol

7,11,1,20,6,4

sounds like you need to release yourself into a woman,because if you don't the other option doesn't appear that is something you would even enjoy.

You need a womaan to suck you off in a most righteouse
Once she does and you don't feel good after that even couple days afterwards then well i guess perhaps you might not enjoy any woman that would partake in such action.

Either way that Action will allow you too be FREE and the DOOM shall cease to exist.

you try to 'remote view', its against cosmic law to do that, those arent your memories and so none of it will ever make sense to you or anyone and instead as a result of breaking cosmic law what you tried to see is distorted and photo etched into your memory and has turned to poison and will begin digesting you and breaking you down like a damp dense forest digests the unnecessary and uninvited.

Interesting and useful thoughts. Thanks

Anyone else have any ideas?

I just woke up from a nap. I'm getting freaked out here.

I had another strange dream.

A milkman was twirling an umbrella and chugging bottles of robistussin. He stopped chugging, revealing his cough medicine mustache and pointed with his umbrella to my left. I think he furrowed his brow as he did this.

I cautiously looked to my left. A naked Colonel Sanders is building a ginger bread house while sitting on top of a dead hooker. He turns his head all the way around like an owl and says "Ashley here is finger lickin' good." I then blackout and awake sometime later.

I'm wondering on a beach. I realize I'm on the island from Lost. Hurley says "The Colonel sent you right?" I tell him yes and he starts chasing me and screams that the colonel will never have clucky's recipe. All the sudden the clown surfing on the red balloon from my FIRST dream glides down and says get on kid. He thwarts off angry Hurley by casually lobbing his endless supply of dildos. He remains silent as he takes me to Jupiter, Florida and says to me that this is as far as he will take me.

I begin to smell burnt toast. I look behind me and see a 200 foot tall toaster with toast that is on fire at the top.

I awake to the sound of my fiancé coming home from work.

What does this dream mean? Will I keep having these dreams? Help!

I've been having strange dreams as well, but nothing like these. What have you been eating?

What have your dreams been like?

Gay.



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Gay, and gay.



Gay, and more gay.



GLP-er.



Gay.



I think it should be clear enough by now: you're reading too much GLP. And you're in serious denial about your sexuality.

More dildos and clowns and balloons and other gay shit. Why aren't we surprised...

I think there's more to it than gay. I'm not gay as I have a girlfriend and she lives with me.

bruce jenner has a wife and kids. whats your point?