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I Work For A Contracting Company That Makes Sensors For The US Space Surveillance Network - We Have A Situation

 
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I Work For A Contracting Company That Makes Sensors For The US Space Surveillance Network - We Have A Situation
I work for a company that makes sensors for space surveillance systems in various EM ranges, including radar and optical bandwidths among others. About two weeks ago we were tasked with doing a major diagnostic check of all sensor in the field to check for issues. The order came down as top priority. I've worked there for almost 15 years and this was the first time something like this has happened.

We were wondering what was going on until finally the info was told to us on Friday out of sheer desperation by corporate leadership. They are in full panic mode.

The short of it, without telling too many details. We have 77 bogeys that have stationed themselves directly below the south pole. The closest one if about 1500 miles below the south pole. The furtherest is about 11000 miles away. They just arrived and have not moved much from their positions 3 weeks ago. Some of them are HUGE. They are all spheres of what looks like the same design. They just vary in size.

That's as much as I know and I care not to speculate what they are. However I can tell you the objects are not holograms. They are real given the data.
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And I Work For A Marketing Firm That Designs Cute Headlines That Makes Everyone Paranoid
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Do I get to be the first to call

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OK...
Now what ?
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Thanks OP, this can become a good GLP thread.

Has anyone predicted those spheres?

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Moar details!
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They must be conversing with the inner earth folks
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I'm going down there tomorrow and I will check it out. Do you have an address and street number.
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Getting ready for the harvest.

Just about on schedule, considering the real Mayan Calendar ends May 20 or June 6, 2016.

Thread: Do NOT Get on the Ships. The Nordic Aliens are coming to HARVEST YOU so they can live hundreds of years.

Thread: The Real Mayan Calendar End Date (May 20th, 2016)
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I wish cool super secret intel like this would ever turn out to be true instead of just a troll.
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so what caused the higher ups to call a full sensor check? Did they think they were catching glitches on the sensors?
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And I Work For A Marketing Firm That Designs Cute Headlines That Makes Everyone Paranoid
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Paranoid? Hardly, gives me hope that we get just what we deserve.
Please let it be true.
But probably nothing will happen.
Here's to wishful thinking!

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where is the proof?
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Below, as in under the ground? Or below as south of the south pole in space?

Because no EM is gonna make it 1500 miles through the crust.
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thanks for the heads up OP. I'm cleaning and oiling my guns now. them fuckers might get me but I'll take as many as I can with me. damn space invaders.
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I Work For My Uncle, and He Creates Demeaning Smilies for Me To Use on Stupid Threads.

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......or let me guess, they came to vote for Trump.

He's bringing in the muscle against Cruz, Clinton and Sanders.
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If they're under the South Pole, how will the flat-earthers ever see them?
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fun!
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......or let me guess, they came to vote for Trump.

He's bringing in the muscle against Cruz, Clinton and Sanders.
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why is this ish pinned?
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64524042


I Work For My Uncle, and He Creates Demeaning Smilies for Me To Use on Stupid Threads.

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Getting ready for the harvest.

Just about on schedule, considering the real Mayan Calendar ends May 20 or June 6, 2016.

Thread: Do NOT Get on the Ships. The Nordic Aliens are coming to HARVEST YOU so they can live hundreds of years.

Thread: The Real Mayan Calendar End Date (May 20th, 2016)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71937770


Youre an idiot. GET ON THE SHIPS! AT ALL COSTS! They are here to save you from the planetary destruction that is about to occur. You fucking FOOL! Telling people to stay and get fried like some frightened nitwit. You have no idea what youre talking about.
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They must be conversing with the inner earth folks
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How can a flat planet have an "inner"?
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