Why are so many male comedians these days such beta males?

High fructose corn syrup
GMO grains
Soy protein isolate
Aspartame

Diet? never thought of that. I was thinking it was media bias.

They get more pussy than you.

They have more money than you.

Frankie Boyle's an alpha, bigtime!

That's true. But doesn't he write for the guardian...

Dave Grohl similarly complains musicians now are littler, and therefore lesser, humans.

Agree. many are total handbags.

Because they have to be politically correct.

...Or don't work...

Bill Burr--white apologist.

Louis CK---fat slob.

Patton Oswalt---fat slob, Obama worshiper.

Kevin Hart---whiny.

David Cross---a vile human.


Guys like Bill Hicks are long gone. I knew Bill, we weren't good friends, but we talked at Austin comedy club a great deal. He was a tough mother fucker. God rest his soul.

And CK is ginger.