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David is in heaven now

 
The Comedian :D

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Re: David is in heaven now
No one is in heaven now until the Great Resurrection.
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The Righteous are mostly in Texas right now.
texasflag
 Quoting: The Comedian :D



and Oregon.
 Quoting: furPete'sSake


Meh, some.
Maybe.
You anyway.
hf
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Re: David is in heaven now
No one is in heaven now until the Great Resurrection.
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The Righteous are mostly in Texas right now.
texasflag
 Quoting: The Comedian :D



and Oregon.
 Quoting: furPete'sSake


Meh, some.
Maybe.
You anyway.
hf
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lol
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Re: David is in heaven now
David is in heaven now.

right now... singing, dancing in a beautiful place.

and we... we are still here.

Rest in peace you lucky bastard.

i never liked your songs.

flower
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Don't think homosexuals go to heaven, for the Bible tells us so.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71142451

So you're one of those "Lordship Salvation" people?

Because your Bible says that anyone who has faith that Jesus died for their sins will be saved. Christianity teaches that we are saved by grace alone through faith alone. Christianity teaches that we ALL sin, and so it is faith that saves us.

Why do Christians judge homosexuality separately? If someone stole or told lies, but believed in Jesus, you would say they go to Heaven. But if someone had gay sex, you would say they automatically go to Hell. Why is that? Doesn't your religion teach that all sin is equal?

Why is homosexuality the one sin that supposedly nullifies Jesus' salvation?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52872343



Sure, just oh so conveniently pretend there's no such thing as repentamce or obedience or judgement. Christ Himself in the Book of Revelation listed which types of sinners would not be allowed into the New Jerusalem. Free Will does not mean you can do whatever you want and everything will be okay. Free Will means choosing either the ways of Father-Son-Holy Spirit or choosing the ways of Cain.





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