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The Interactive Story - Part Eleventeen | |
| Davo'sLittleSomething
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| Davo'sLittleSomething
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| Davo'sLittleSomething
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| Davo'sLittleSomething
(OP) User ID: 53570866 Australia01/07/2016 10:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I come to in a lake. About 20 from shore. I swim frantically towards shore Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68733139 I am not sure what went wrong that caused me to land off shore, but I wasn't going to think about that with this huge Megalodian fin trailing behind me as I swam fast and furiously towards dry land. I was leaving a trail of pee behind me in the hope that it would throw the predators scent off just long enough for me to reach land. Also I had binged on coffee in the days leading up to the experiment, so I was instantly feeling relieved and less concerned about being shark food. Last Edited by Davo'sLittleSomething on 01/07/2016 10:14 PM :Davo_Signature: :Davo_comets: |
| TheOracle'sCookie
User ID: 71124052 United States01/07/2016 10:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I get to shore...after being dragged under by a huge jellyfish...my arms and legs covered in welts where I had to fight for my life... I get to shore and shake off like my old black lab I left behind. The supplies are still dry in my pack I was able to wrestle from the monster. I'm thankful that I've made it...but more struggles are ahead and I am filled with both a sense of high awareness and burdensome anxiety. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.  O'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
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| Loup Garou
User ID: 70742759 United States01/07/2016 10:34 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | please see the berzerk thread for inspiration, you could even use the main posters as the characters. You would have a great development of actors & a great time line plot! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63598079 Okay Short of Going Nilly Willy Berzerkers How Do We Stop These Fucks? Quoting: Billxam you know the drill. If only one person goes Nilly Willy Berzerkers, they'll think he's insane If two people go Nilly Willy Berzerkers they'll think they're gay. If ten people go Nilly Willy Berzerkers they might think it's a movement. And they'll have color, glossy 8x10 photos with circles and arrows and a description on the back of each one. That is until the judge with the seeing eye dog shows up. Going it alone will only get you nothing, not even pity. Now isn't it odd that they put created the DHS, TSA, drones, warrant less wiretaps, et. al. just in time for the crackdown on us? Just because YOU don’t believe in the Rougarou; or the Loup Garou, don’t make you safe; No ! The Constitution is a blend of 'moral certitude' -- which is one of the reasons that criminals are determined to be rid of it and We the People must be even more determined to defend it. "If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." - Thomas Paine The only thing the Illuminati fears is an independent person who can live, eat, sleep, stay warm and defend themselves separate from Federal help. Pray that the Lord gives us more time! The End is near and time is short! A fool takes no pleasure in understanding, but only in expressing his opinion. ~Proverbs 18:2 For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible "A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle" - James Keller Checkd, Keked, and Rekt! #Kids2 |
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| Davo'sLittleSomething
(OP) User ID: 53570866 Australia01/07/2016 10:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | please see the berzerk thread for inspiration, you could even use the main posters as the characters. You would have a great development of actors & a great time line plot! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63598079 I thought I would just freestyle this in the spirit of a good time and flow riding. Thank you for the advice though, appreciate it :) :Davo_Signature: :Davo_comets: |
| Davo'sLittleSomething
(OP) User ID: 53570866 Australia01/07/2016 10:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I get to shore...after being dragged under by a huge Quoting: TheOracle'sCookie jellyfish...my arms and legs covered in welts where I had to fight for my life... I get to shore and shake off like my old black lab I left behind. The supplies are still dry in my pack I was able to wrestle from the monster. I'm thankful that I've made it...but more struggles are ahead and I am filled with both a sense of high awareness and burdensome anxiety. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. I had no time to dwell on the what ifs, my time machine was laying 300 feet at the bottom of the lake with jelly fish and Megaldians, I was not returning home. Not to mention the Crocs that are probably 50 feet long. If my calculations were correct, I was going to come across some bizarre creatures in this time period. I reached into my dry pack and retrieved my David Bowie how to survive in the wild handbook and turned to the page on making fires. I grabbed some beef jerky and began to snack on it as I made my way up the cliff face to explore this new land. The welts from the jelly fish were becoming very irritable and I now wished I saved my piss to pour over the skin. I grabbed my coffee thermos and took a swig hoping to brew up some more urine soon. :Davo_Signature: :Davo_comets: |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 70867928  Canada01/07/2016 11:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My struggles started almost instantly. I looked up and saw a middle-aged woman staring at me from 10 feet away and she looked exactly like Hillary Clinton, the famous first lady who once tried to run for President but ended up in prison instead. Chills ran down my spine. Did Hillary have a time machine too ? |
| The Comedian :D
User ID: 71185794 United States01/07/2016 11:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I hopped inside and turned the time dilation knob to 2 million years into the past, then hit the execute command. Quoting: Davo'sLittleSomething It was then that the stark, raving terror of my decision to choose Windows as my software platform became horribly obvious... Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
| Davo'sLittleSomething
(OP) User ID: 53570866 Australia01/07/2016 11:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My struggles started almost instantly. I looked up and saw a middle-aged woman staring at me from 10 feet away and she looked exactly like Hillary Clinton, the famous first lady who once tried to run for President but ended up in prison instead. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70867928 Chills ran down my spine. Did Hillary have a time machine too ? I suspected I was not the only one with a time machine but I hadn't contemplated the idea of running into other travellers. There was something about Hillary that I had not noticed in my time though. She had these reptile looking eyes that glowed red and a tongue any man would die for. Perhaps I was going to die today. Then it spoke... "Vu hab coffee mmmm" I handed the Hillary thingy the thermos and in one gulp she downed the remaining contents. Bitch, I thought to myself then she said "Mooooar". I had no more so I proceeded to unzip the fly on my 3/4 camouflage kakis and said, "you want some of this", presenting my finest ornament.... Last Edited by Davo'sLittleSomething on 01/07/2016 11:47 PM :Davo_Signature: :Davo_comets: |
| Davo'sLittleSomething
(OP) User ID: 53570866 Australia01/07/2016 11:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I hopped inside and turned the time dilation knob to 2 million years into the past, then hit the execute command. Quoting: Davo'sLittleSomething It was then that the stark, raving terror of my decision to choose Windows as my software platform became horribly obvious... I realised I was still having flashbacks from the effects of time travel. It was too late to be concerned about the OS platform I had used. :Davo_Signature: :Davo_comets: |
| FubarMan
User ID: 70447142 United States01/07/2016 11:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My struggles started almost instantly. I looked up and saw a middle-aged woman staring at me from 10 feet away and she looked exactly like Hillary Clinton, the famous first lady who once tried to run for President but ended up in prison instead. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70867928 Chills ran down my spine. Did Hillary have a time machine too ? I suspected I was not the only one with a time machine but I hadn't contemplated the idea of running into other travellers. There was something about Hillary that I had not noticed in my time though. She had these reptile looking eyes that glowed red and a tongue any man would die for. Perhaps I was going to die today. Then it spoke... "Vu hab coffee mmmm" I handed the Hillary thingy the thermos and in one gulp she downed the remaining contents. Bitch, I thought to myself then she said "Mooooar". I had no more so I proceeded to unzip the fly on my 3/4 camouflage kakis and said, "you want some of this", presenting my finest ornament.... Her eyes turned red and her tongue flicked like a hungry serpent, as she knelled I was frozen, with an ancient demonic force, I could no longer move. The horrific creature, "Tiamet," proceeded to lick my Jellyfish stung nads, as if it were to the tune of Jingle Bells. Fucking Windows 10 got me here, I should have purchased a Mac! |
| Davo'sLittleSomething
(OP) User ID: 53570866 Australia01/08/2016 12:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My struggles started almost instantly. I looked up and saw a middle-aged woman staring at me from 10 feet away and she looked exactly like Hillary Clinton, the famous first lady who once tried to run for President but ended up in prison instead. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70867928 Chills ran down my spine. Did Hillary have a time machine too ? I suspected I was not the only one with a time machine but I hadn't contemplated the idea of running into other travellers. There was something about Hillary that I had not noticed in my time though. She had these reptile looking eyes that glowed red and a tongue any man would die for. Perhaps I was going to die today. Then it spoke... "Vu hab coffee mmmm" I handed the Hillary thingy the thermos and in one gulp she downed the remaining contents. Bitch, I thought to myself then she said "Mooooar". I had no more so I proceeded to unzip the fly on my 3/4 camouflage kakis and said, "you want some of this", presenting my finest ornament.... Her eyes turned red and her tongue flicked like a hungry serpent, as she knelled I was frozen, with an ancient demonic force, I could no longer move. The horrific creature, "Tiamet," proceeded to lick my Jellyfish stung nads, as if it were to the tune of Jingle Bells. Fucking Windows 10 got me here, I should have purchased a Mac! I closed my eyes as the salt from her saliva neutralised the stings. Was this, the return of the Mac I wondered as I started to feel soothed. In my hand was a bag of coffee beans I had clipped to my boxer shorts in a vac sealed bag which I had retrieved to give the Hillary thingy. It seemed her focus was less on the coffee now and more on healing my wounds, from the giant jelly fish. Still frozen by these hypnotic flaming eyes, I struggled to hide the beans, but I had just enough free will to slip them into the pocket. :Davo_Signature: :Davo_comets: |
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| The Comedian :D
User ID: 71185794 United States01/08/2016 12:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I hopped inside and turned the time dilation knob to 2 million years into the past, then hit the execute command. Quoting: Davo'sLittleSomething It was then that the stark, raving terror of my decision to choose Windows as my software platform became horribly obvious... I realised I was still having flashbacks from the effects of time travel. It was too late to be concerned about the OS platform I had used. Or at least that's what I told myself in the vain hope I could convince myself that my obvious intellectual weakness had manifested itself in the worst possible way: The selection of a flawed and inferior operating system...I could think of nothing else. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
| Davo'sLittleSomething
(OP) User ID: 53570866 Australia01/08/2016 12:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I hopped inside and turned the time dilation knob to 2 million years into the past, then hit the execute command. Quoting: Davo'sLittleSomething It was then that the stark, raving terror of my decision to choose Windows as my software platform became horribly obvious... I realised I was still having flashbacks from the effects of time travel. It was too late to be concerned about the OS platform I had used. Or at least that's what I told myself in the vain hope I could convince myself that my obvious intellectual weakness had manifested itself in the worst possible way: The selection of a flawed and inferior operating system...I could think of nothing else. Until... The worry of an inferior computer operating system quickly faded as my man hood operating system was in great danger... :Davo_Signature: :Davo_comets: |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 70705838 United States01/08/2016 12:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The thoughts of an inferior OS growing faint I quickly turned to thinking about my beans and wondered just what the hell I going to run into next. Not ever thinking I would run into another person, of thingies was a huge mistake. This gruesome hack has finished with my swollen jelly bites and is now focused on my hand that has the jerky in it. Oh, that look in it's, her eyes are really starting to freak me out. Is it desire? If so, what desire is it? Regardless, I got to move outta here with the quickness. Good thing it's almost light enough to see a couple of clicks now, but what I see doesn't look promising. I gather up my meager belongings and head south in hopes of gaining higher ground. As I an walk/sprinting I realise I am hearing a soft grunting slightly to my left, it kinda sounds like a bear of possibly a large kleptocat. Sure enough, I spot a......... |
| Davo'sLittleSomething
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| Davo'sLittleSomething
(OP) User ID: 53570866 Australia01/08/2016 12:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The thoughts of an inferior OS growing faint I quickly turned to thinking about my beans and wondered just what the hell I going to run into next. Not ever thinking I would run into another person, of thingies was a huge mistake. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70705838 This gruesome hack has finished with my swollen jelly bites and is now focused on my hand that has the jerky in it. Oh, that look in it's, her eyes are really starting to freak me out. Is it desire? If so, what desire is it? Regardless, I got to move outta here with the quickness. Good thing it's almost light enough to see a couple of clicks now, but what I see doesn't look promising. I gather up my meager belongings and head south in hopes of gaining higher ground. As I an walk/sprinting I realise I am hearing a soft grunting slightly to my left, it kinda sounds like a bear of possibly a large kleptocat. Sure enough, I spot a......... Big Foot. Oh my fucking god I thought, this thing was huge. The blood dripping from my torn and deformed penis must have given a scent off. The big foot looked straight at me. I didn't even think these things were real but the size of it. Must have been 10 foot tall. I was thinking I might be slightly fucked with just a Rambo sized hunting knife. I quickly lobbed the packet of beef jerky to this thing but I was not giving up my beans so easily. I readied my hunting knife... :Davo_Signature: :Davo_comets: |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 70705838 United States01/08/2016 12:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | But sure as shit out from behind me I see the clintoon bitch dash by and head right at the big fucking foot looking bastard. Woosh was all I could hear, that is until I hear the two going at it over the jerky. I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own two eyes. Holy shit I nearly screamed out loud as it mounted clintoon from behind and all you hear is gnashing of teeth and carnal screams... This fucking thing is gonna do her right in front of me. Ah hell, this is a great time for me to concentrate on my escape which I eagerly do. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 70867928 Canada01/08/2016 01:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As I was concentrating on my escape out from the Bushes emerged a familiar face, Bill Clinton ! He yelled "hey Hildabeast, where did you park the time machine ?" Then I knew that would be my best chance of escaping. I had to try to hitch a ride on the Clinton time machine. |
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| Davo'sLittleSomething
(OP) User ID: 71194179 Australia01/08/2016 01:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh my gawwd, I thought as I realised, the texture on Bills face was way to thick to be mayonnaise. I bolted, I had everything on my go pro recorder that I could review later, especially big foot throwing two foot up Hillary while bill sat underneath. After maybe 30 minutes the most beautiful thing I had ever seen emerged from behind some shrubs. "hello" she said. Wow I thought, something speaks English here. The girl was covered in a few leaves protecting the delicate areas, so I asked "what is is your name" She replied " I am Avacay", what is yours. "Rick" I replied. Ava, took my hand and we travelled down a path for what seemed like an eternity. I was not worried that I was fatigued and starving, she had the best ass and I was reviewing the footage on my go pro, which was nothing short of a horror porn movie. :Davo_Signature: :Davo_comets: |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 68940855 United States01/08/2016 01:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh my gawwd, I thought as I realised, the texture on Bills face was way to thick to be mayonnaise. Quoting: Davo'sLittleSomething I bolted, I had everything on my go pro recorder that I could review later, especially big foot throwing two foot up Hillary while bill sat underneath. After maybe 30 minutes the most beautiful thing I had ever seen emerged from behind some shrubs. "hello" she said. Wow I thought, something speaks English here. The girl was covered in a few leaves protecting the delicate areas, so I asked "what is is your name" She replied " I am Avacay", what is yours. "Rick" I replied. Ava, took my hand and we travelled down a path for what seemed like an eternity. I was not worried that I was fatigued and starving, she had the best ass and I was reviewing the footage on my go pro, which was nothing short of a horror porn movie. :Picard-nosetweak: |
