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| Wolf 1776
Offer Upgrade  User ID: 71104253  United States12/26/2015 06:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Wolf 1776
(OP) User ID: 71104253 United States12/26/2015 06:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wait a sec. Come to think of it ... some neighborhood cats and dogs disappeared too ... shortly after losing track of Penelope. She might still be on this side of the flat Earth. She's a stealthy hunter that likes to travel at night. She's light brown, patterned with reddish-brown saddles that are more pronounced towards her tail. The last time I saw her, she was 14 feet in length and weighed about 60 pounds. If you see her, please send me a quick private message with the geolocation. And, if you're interested in helping to search for her, scan local headlines for centrally located missing cats, dogs, ferrets, and pot belly pigs. She had quite a ravenous taste for plump, pot belly pigs. She will eat birds, rats, and lizards too. But, she really doesn't care for them. Also, she has a particular fondness for Dewars 12. She can swim, but prefers dry land. And, she loves to hang out in trees. So, check limbs carefully as you trek into the woods. But ... above all else ... if you do find her, approach with some degree of warranted caution. She's a bit faster than she appears. That's how I lost her in the first place ... and, to my chagrin, that's how I found out how much she loves pot belly pigs. My next door neighbor had one he'd named Willie. She was usually quite tame (after feeding). But, she's probably very cold and extremely hungry this time of the year. Also, PM me for the generous reward specifics. Last Edited by Wolf 1776 on 12/26/2015 08:28 AM :wolf_footer_msg: |
| cosmicgypsy
User ID: 68929326 United States12/26/2015 06:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller ...I adapt to the unknown, under wandering stars I've grown, by myself, but not alone... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
| Pooch
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| Wolf 1776
(OP) User ID: 71104253 United States12/26/2015 06:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Who knows just how much stuff we've lost to the other side of the flat Earth? Once we figure out how to get there, maybe a few of us GLPers can organize an exploratory expedition. Surely, there will be rewards for some of this massive array of missing items. Perhaps, we can find investors too. If you're interested in joining either the exploratory expedition (5 to 7 days total) or the follow-up visit with a return haul (7 to 14 days total), please PM me. Also, PM me if you're willing and able to invest in our adventure. :wolf_footer_msg: |
| Wolf 1776
(OP) User ID: 71104253 United States12/26/2015 06:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Anyone?  This photo reminds me of Rocky, my oldest pet ostrich. He and Penelope used to fight a lot. Maybe that's why Penelope left home. Last Edited by Wolf 1776 on 12/26/2015 07:36 AM :wolf_footer_msg: |
| °Lucy°
User ID: 71086183  Germany12/26/2015 08:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | hehe, sorry OP, don't know how to get the things back, but it reminded me of a book I've read once, called "A place called here" by Cecelia Ahern Its about the place where missing things go, and one day the girl in the book gets missing too, trying to find her way home "He who people call a fool is not a fool, but he who takes flattery for Truth, is." |
| Wolf 1776
(OP) User ID: 71104644 United States12/26/2015 09:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | hehe, sorry OP, don't know how to get the things back, but it reminded me of a book I've read once, called Quoting: °Lucy° "A place called here" by Cecelia Ahern Its about the place where missing things go, and one day the girl in the book gets missing too, trying to find her way home I once read a similar book (don't remember the author) entitled "There's No Place Like Here". Moreover ... you may actually be onto a dire aspect related to all of the lost items ... lost people. Approximately 2,300 Americans are reported missing—every day. This includes both children and adults. It does not include Americans who have vanished in other countries, individuals who disappear and are never reported, or the homeless and their children. Maybe they're falling through to the other side of the flat Earth. :wolf_footer_msg: |
| Your Huckleberry
User ID: 71104579 United States12/26/2015 09:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There's an entryway that goes through to the other side about 500 yards east of the moon hologram projector. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
| Your Huckleberry
User ID: 71104579 United States12/26/2015 09:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | hehe, sorry OP, don't know how to get the things back, but it reminded me of a book I've read once, called Quoting: °Lucy° "A place called here" by Cecelia Ahern Its about the place where missing things go, and one day the girl in the book gets missing too, trying to find her way home I once read a similar book (don't remember the author) entitled "There's No Place Like Here". Moreover ... you may actually be onto a dire aspect related to all of the lost items ... lost people. Approximately 2,300 Americans are reported missing—every day. This includes both children and adults. It does not include Americans who have vanished in other countries, individuals who disappear and are never reported, or the homeless and their children. Maybe they're falling through to the other side of the flat Earth. That means on the other side, the population is growing by 2300 people with no history and no ID, every day.  Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 70911876 United States12/26/2015 09:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Wolf 1776
(OP) User ID: 71104901 United States12/26/2015 09:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | * my Bollé sunglasses with the interchangeable color lenses Quoting: Wolf 1776 * my Bose in-ear bluetooth noise-cancelling headphones with the built-in volume control * my Oakley Silverado Gore-Tex gloves * my 64gb USB flash drive with my important DIA backup mission documents * an oversized bag of chronic medicinal that I hid under a sofa cushion at the last Halloween party * a tray of delicious home-grown tomatoes that I placed back outside after that big asteroid missed this side of the flat Earth back in September * my 14-foot boa constrictor named Penelope * my giant Venezuelan tarantula named Goliath * four extra large cans of premium Bernard dehydrated water that I had stored in my Atlas fallout shelter (but, this bug out kit commodity may have been stolen as the re-enforced door lock was broken too; maybe I should check the local pawn shops for this one) * a brown paper bag full of fresh cow pies that I had ripening on the sun deck back in August (it was going to be a surprise gift for my next door neighbor who's constantly nagging me about all of my unusual pets) * my sanity, my virginity, my innocence ... and 23 pounds last summer after an exhausting four-week nature sojourn seven miles from the southern Blue Ridge Parkway (near the Great Smoky Mountains National Park) :wolf_footer_msg: |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 71052474 United States12/26/2015 09:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | hehe, sorry OP, don't know how to get the things back, but it reminded me of a book I've read once, called Quoting: °Lucy° "A place called here" by Cecelia Ahern Its about the place where missing things go, and one day the girl in the book gets missing too, trying to find her way home I once read a similar book (don't remember the author) entitled "There's No Place Like Here". Moreover ... you may actually be onto a dire aspect related to all of the lost items ... lost people. Approximately 2,300 Americans are reported missing—every day. This includes both children and adults. It does not include Americans who have vanished in other countries, individuals who disappear and are never reported, or the homeless and their children. Maybe they're falling through to the other side of the flat Earth. Is that where the World's sanity has gone? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 71096873 United States12/26/2015 09:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Wolf 1776
(OP) User ID: 71104901 United States12/26/2015 09:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There's an entryway that goes through to the other side about 500 yards east of the moon hologram projector. Quoting: Your Huckleberry Over the years, I've heard infrequent rumors and elitist whispers about the Moon Hologram Projector. But, I thought it was just a myth since I couldn't find any validated scientific documents confirming its location. Do you know where it is? Is it at some top secret DUMB? Thanks, in advance. :wolf_footer_msg: |
| Wolf 1776
(OP) User ID: 71104901 United States12/26/2015 09:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Wolf 1776
(OP) User ID: 71104901 United States12/26/2015 09:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Wolf 1776
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 69920402 United States12/26/2015 09:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This might help. You stick your head in and you can scout around to find your stuff. Good luck. [link to www.antipodesmap.com] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 70457061 United States12/26/2015 09:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 59866150 United States12/26/2015 09:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Your Huckleberry
User ID: 71104579 United States12/26/2015 09:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That means on the other side, the population is growing by 2300 people with no history and no ID, every day. Quoting: Your Huckleberry Now ... that's a frightening deduction. Maybe a few of them are still on this side of the flat Earth. Or stuck in transit and being groped by the Flat Earth TSA, forever... :damnedbig: Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
| Wolf 1776
(OP) User ID: 71104901 United States12/26/2015 09:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This might help. You stick your head in and you can scout around to find your stuff. Good luck. Quoting: TilDeath [link to www.antipodesmap.com] Nice, fun online utility. Thanks. For my location, the analysis was: "Antipodes Location: Most likely the ocean. Watch out for sharks."  But ... there is a critical flaw in their geolocation programming algorithms. They assume that the Earth is round; not flat. :wolf_footer_msg: |
| Wolf 1776
(OP) User ID: 71104901 United States12/26/2015 09:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think we will need a lot of climbing gear. We don't want to drop off the side of the earth without an anchor. Quoting: ^^MW^^ You may be underestimating the "gravity" of the situation.  Last Edited by Wolf 1776 on 12/26/2015 01:47 PM :wolf_footer_msg: |
| Your Huckleberry
User ID: 71104579 United States12/26/2015 09:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There's an entryway that goes through to the other side about 500 yards east of the moon hologram projector. Quoting: Your Huckleberry Over the years, I've heard infrequent rumors and elitist whispers about the Moon Hologram Projector. But, I thought it was just a myth since I couldn't find any validated scientific documents confirming its location. Do you know where it is? Is it at some top secret DUMB? Thanks, in advance. My uncle said the MHP is situated on the first Zeta landing site. He wasn't any more specific than that, probably because he was in a coma and was communicating with me telepathically. He also begged me to unplug his life support, so I did. Then he started mentally panicking, so I plugged it back in. The only problem was I plugged in his powered catheter inserter instead. Boy, I can still hear those psychic screams to this day...  Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
| Wolf 1776
(OP) User ID: 71104901 United States12/26/2015 10:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Wolf 1776
(OP) User ID: 71104901 United States12/26/2015 10:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That means on the other side, the population is growing by 2300 people with no history and no ID, every day. Quoting: Your Huckleberry Now ... that's a frightening deduction. Maybe a few of them are still on this side of the flat Earth. Quoting: Wolf 1776 Or stuck in transit and being groped by the Flat Earth TSA, forever... Quoting: Your Huckleberry :damnedbig:  :wolf_footer_msg: |
| Your Huckleberry
User ID: 71104579 United States12/26/2015 10:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That means on the other side, the population is growing by 2300 people with no history and no ID, every day. Quoting: Your Huckleberry Now ... that's a frightening deduction. Maybe a few of them are still on this side of the flat Earth. Quoting: Wolf 1776 Or stuck in transit and being groped by the Flat Earth TSA, forever... Quoting: Your Huckleberry :damnedbig:   Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 59866150 United States12/26/2015 10:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Wolf 1776
(OP) User ID: 71105161 United States12/26/2015 10:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My uncle said the MHP is situated on the first Zeta landing site. He wasn't any more specific than that, probably because he was in a coma and was communicating with me telepathically. Quoting: Your Huckleberry He also begged me to unplug his life support, so I did. Then he started mentally panicking, so I plugged it back in. The only problem was I plugged in his powered catheter inserter instead. Boy, I can still hear those psychic screams to this day...  So sorry for the horrific tragedy you must be suffering. Peace be with you, brother. Oh ... and ... thanks for the MHP location tip. Back in 2001, I hacked the trunk trawler at the K-40 DIA facility in Denver with McKinnon (Solo) ... and downloaded a plethora of rhyolitic clearance level documents. I'll scan them later for the precise Zeta landing site location. Thanks. :wolf_footer_msg: |
