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Report Copyright Violation | Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses, police say PENSACOLA, Fla. (WEAR) - Three businesses are moving to new offices after a car attempting to time travel drove through two of them, police said. A Dodge Challenger plowed through Advanced Tax Services, taking out a wall connecting to Pensacola Caskets. Both offices have been closed since the crash. "It looked like a bomb went off," said general manager Emanuel Mores. [ link to okcfox.com] Pickle Suprise! |
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12/24/2015 07:01 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses, police say  Greater is He who is in me than he who is in the world.
Whatever feels good to your soul, do that. |
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12/24/2015 07:02 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses, police say Only in 'Flolidda'. Greater is He who is in me than he who is in the world.
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12/24/2015 07:02 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses, police say  I love weird Florida stories. "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot |
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12/24/2015 07:04 AM
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12/24/2015 07:10 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses, police say
I love weird Florida stories. Here you go ,You will like this one.I live 10 miles from here. [ link to www.clickorlando.com] |
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12/24/2015 07:12 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses, police say I love weird Florida stories. I stole this from you!!! :p Pickle Suprise! |
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses, police say Faulty Flux Capacitor? Pickle Suprise! |
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12/24/2015 07:14 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses, police say What year did he go to? I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.  |
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12/24/2015 07:14 AM
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12/24/2015 07:15 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses, police say Another Yankee helping to ruin the Sunshine state. |
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12/24/2015 07:15 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses, police say Another Yankee helping to ruin the Sunshine state.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69967044 I miss florida, all the old New Yorkers driving into canals and drowning.. |
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12/24/2015 07:16 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses, police say What year did he go to?
Quoting: BRIEF 2015.12.24 When he completed the journey he materialized in a jail. |
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12/24/2015 07:18 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses, police say Because I took his energy cell for his warp drive.
I was not letting this fucker leave. |
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12/24/2015 07:18 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses, police say I love weird Florida stories. I stole this from you!!! :p LOL  "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot |
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12/24/2015 07:19 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses, police say He didn't make it to 88 miles per hour
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10554044 And he had no clock tower. |
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12/24/2015 07:19 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses, police say He didn't get to 88mph
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44594254 I'm guessing the flux capacitor had a faulty dufalator. ------ |
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12/24/2015 07:20 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses, police say Save the clock tower, save the clock tower! |
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12/24/2015 07:21 AM
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12/24/2015 10:33 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses, police say Proper GLP journalism protocol would use "Florida Man" as the first two words of any such headline.
It would be...
Florida Man breaks walls instead of Time Barrier. |
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12/24/2015 10:36 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses, police say Every person driving time travels a teeny tiny bit...this dude might have just been nuts though. |
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12/24/2015 11:01 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses, police say What year did he go to?
Quoting: BRIEF 2015.12.24 When he completed the journey he materialized in a jail. Every invention has it's bugs to be worked out...I have faith in him. I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
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12/24/2015 11:11 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses, police say "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious sh**." You are the CEO of your own wellness. You need to take back your health from the disease-care system |
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12/24/2015 11:24 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses, police say FLORIDA: Our Most Fucked Up State! |
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12/24/2015 11:27 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses, police say he was using the wrong kind of car, it was supposed to be a Delorean |
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12/24/2015 11:30 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses, police say
You guys are laughing, but it worked. In 2017, he decided to come back and warn us. He hit 88mph , the flux capacitor kicked in, and he popped into 2015 and into 2 businesses that weren't there when he took off. You see, in 2017, the businesses had been tore down because some jackass ran a car into them back in 2015... |
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12/24/2015 11:31 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses, police say  "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish."
~ Terence McKenna |
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12/24/2015 11:31 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses, police say What year did he go to?
Quoting: BRIEF He'll probably see the future in 3 to 5. Will we even know we were alive when we're dead? Me
Kingdoms were run by kings
Empires were run by Emperors
Countries are run by.....
Dumps were almost fixed by Trump |
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12/24/2015 11:32 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses, police say John Titor is back in his home state. This time in a Dodge Challenger.
I bet he was stocking up on shotgun shells and bath salts. |
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12/24/2015 12:47 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses, police say FLORIDA: Our Most Fucked Up State!
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70417871 Lots of snowbirds and transplants and wanderers from other states. Greater is He who is in me than he who is in the world.
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12/24/2015 01:05 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses, police say ban back to the future NOW!! |
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