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| Crystalmethod
Offer Upgrade  User ID: 68860410  Australia12/15/2015 04:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No one had seen or heard from the tard for many years now. Rumours had spread since the pink spandex hot pants were found  , in a seedy back ally littered with empty scotch bottles.One man, known as Knob Oddy, was believed to have found the opal ocarina  and was using it to Peter pipe the people into buying him cheese burgers and beer and baggies of the XJ-13 chronic strain. If he only knew the power of the ocarina, the world would never be the same again.He was under heavy watch from homebland security, but they feared, and dared not get too close for he might blow hard, leaving skeet marks all over the face. So long as it was just cheeseburgers, beer and chrondo, they had time to find the tard and return his beloved tuner of the stars. Last Edited by Crystalmethod on 12/15/2015 04:38 AM As I walk through the valley of the shadow of GLP. |
| Crystalmethod
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 70254602  United States12/15/2015 06:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Continuing story then... To learn the ancient art of hand crafting cheese doodles he traveled with Jamacian sherpa guides to the highest mountain. Taught by the Ancient wise and all knowing Rama-llama-ding-dong Smith, the naive student of Bong fu achieved his first task, save the world with cat and dog meme's to trolling the pinks into shaving their coin purses. |
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| Crystalmethod
(OP) User ID: 71035032 Australia12/15/2015 04:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It is because there is only one Tard. Everyone else is a cylon knobb. Tard knows this. Tard is all alone, thinking thinking. Tard cant lose, for there is no battle without tard. Tard knows this. Tard cant win, because there never was anything without the Tard. Tard knows this. Good bet, Knob :) As I walk through the valley of the shadow of GLP. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 70938146 United States12/15/2015 05:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It is because there is only one Tard. Everyone else is a cylon knobb. Tard knows this. Tard is all alone, thinking thinking. Tard cant lose, for there is no battle without tard. Tard knows this. Tard cant win, because there never was anything without the Tard. Tard knows this. Good bet, Knob :) I still think I'm gonna collect on that. Does that make me a tard? |
| Crystalmethod
(OP) User ID: 71035032 Australia12/15/2015 05:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It is because there is only one Tard. Everyone else is a cylon knobb. Tard knows this. Tard is all alone, thinking thinking. Tard cant lose, for there is no battle without tard. Tard knows this. Tard cant win, because there never was anything without the Tard. Tard knows this. Good bet, Knob :) I still think I'm gonna collect on that. Does that make me a tard? No, just change one letter and you become...The Bard :) As I walk through the valley of the shadow of GLP. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 70938146 United States12/15/2015 05:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It is because there is only one Tard. Everyone else is a cylon knobb. Tard knows this. Tard is all alone, thinking thinking. Tard cant lose, for there is no battle without tard. Tard knows this. Tard cant win, because there never was anything without the Tard. Tard knows this. Good bet, Knob :) I still think I'm gonna collect on that. Does that make me a tard? No, just change one letter and you become...The Bard :) I'm not worthy. But I'll take "a bard". My mother's family might have been bards in Ireland long ago -- to the O'Brians.  |
| Nobody User ID: 63287669 United States12/15/2015 05:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No one had seen or heard from the tard for many years now. Quoting: Crystalmethod Rumours had spread since the pink spandex hot pants were found :Pinkpants:, in a seedy back ally littered with empty scotch bottles. One man, known as Knob Oddy, was believed to have found the opal ocarina :Ocarina: and was using it to Peter pipe the people into buying him cheese burgers and beer and baggies of the XJ-13 chronic strain. If he only knew the power of the ocarina, the world would never be the same again. He was under heavy watch from homebland security, but they feared, and dared not get too close for he might blow hard, leaving skeet marks all over the face. So long as it was just cheeseburgers, beer and chrondo, they had time to find the tard and return his beloved tuner of the stars. So what do I do to have peace? So you know all to well? You do know who I am right? |
| Nobody User ID: 63287669 United States12/15/2015 05:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No one had seen or heard from the tard for many years now. Quoting: Crystalmethod Rumours had spread since the pink spandex hot pants were found :Pinkpants:, in a seedy back ally littered with empty scotch bottles. One man, known as Knob Oddy, was believed to have found the opal ocarina :Ocarina: and was using it to Peter pipe the people into buying him cheese burgers and beer and baggies of the XJ-13 chronic strain. If he only knew the power of the ocarina, the world would never be the same again. He was under heavy watch from homebland security, but they feared, and dared not get too close for he might blow hard, leaving skeet marks all over the face. So long as it was just cheeseburgers, beer and chrondo, they had time to find the tard and return his beloved tuner of the stars. So what do I do to have peace? So you know all to well? You do know who I am right? I prefer RED BODY FISHNETS OVER pink spandex BTW lol |
| Nobody User ID: 63287669 United States12/15/2015 05:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No one had seen or heard from the tard for many years now. Quoting: Crystalmethod Rumours had spread since the pink spandex hot pants were found :Pinkpants:, in a seedy back ally littered with empty scotch bottles. One man, known as Knob Oddy, was believed to have found the opal ocarina :Ocarina: and was using it to Peter pipe the people into buying him cheese burgers and beer and baggies of the XJ-13 chronic strain. If he only knew the power of the ocarina, the world would never be the same again. He was under heavy watch from homebland security, but they feared, and dared not get too close for he might blow hard, leaving skeet marks all over the face. So long as it was just cheeseburgers, beer and chrondo, they had time to find the tard and return his beloved tuner of the stars. So what do I do to have peace? So you know all to well? You do know who I am right? I prefer RED BODY FISHNETS OVER pink spandex BTW lol HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| Crystalmethod
(OP) User ID: 71035032 Australia12/15/2015 05:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No one had seen or heard from the tard for many years now. Quoting: Crystalmethod Rumours had spread since the pink spandex hot pants were found , in a seedy back ally littered with empty scotch bottles.One man, known as Knob Oddy, was believed to have found the opal ocarina and was using it to Peter pipe the people into buying him cheese burgers and beer and baggies of the XJ-13 chronic strain. If he only knew the power of the ocarina, the world would never be the same again.He was under heavy watch from homebland security, but they feared, and dared not get too close for he might blow hard, leaving skeet marks all over the face. So long as it was just cheeseburgers, beer and chrondo, they had time to find the tard and return his beloved tuner of the stars. So what do I do to have peace? So you know all to well? You do know who I am right? Yeah your nobody right :) As I walk through the valley of the shadow of GLP. |
| Nobody User ID: 63287669 United States12/15/2015 05:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No one had seen or heard from the tard for many years now. Quoting: Crystalmethod Rumours had spread since the pink spandex hot pants were found :Pinkpants:, in a seedy back ally littered with empty scotch bottles. One man, known as Knob Oddy, was believed to have found the opal ocarina :Ocarina: and was using it to Peter pipe the people into buying him cheese burgers and beer and baggies of the XJ-13 chronic strain. If he only knew the power of the ocarina, the world would never be the same again. He was under heavy watch from homebland security, but they feared, and dared not get too close for he might blow hard, leaving skeet marks all over the face. So long as it was just cheeseburgers, beer and chrondo, they had time to find the tard and return his beloved tuner of the stars. So what do I do to have peace? So you know all to well? You do know who I am right? Yeah your nobody right :) From soul level can you be honest me? What is your true intention on this thread? A call out thread on me? |
| hankie
Everything User ID: 66849899 United States12/15/2015 05:53 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They do have good slap stick. I laughing. I am not good at slap stick but those pants are like putting lips stitch on a pig. The flute type instrument is unusual looking, some were found that were similar in the mounds here. Sorry I got a headache These are the times that tries men's and women's souls! May we come though it victorious! |
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| Crystalmethod
(OP) User ID: 71035032 Australia12/15/2015 06:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No one had seen or heard from the tard for many years now. Quoting: Crystalmethod Rumours had spread since the pink spandex hot pants were found , in a seedy back ally littered with empty scotch bottles.One man, known as Knob Oddy, was believed to have found the opal ocarina and was using it to Peter pipe the people into buying him cheese burgers and beer and baggies of the XJ-13 chronic strain. If he only knew the power of the ocarina, the world would never be the same again.He was under heavy watch from homebland security, but they feared, and dared not get too close for he might blow hard, leaving skeet marks all over the face. So long as it was just cheeseburgers, beer and chrondo, they had time to find the tard and return his beloved tuner of the stars. So what do I do to have peace? So you know all to well? You do know who I am right? Yeah your nobody right :) From soul level can you be honest me? What is your true intention on this thread? A call out thread on me? This thread is to identify people who can create and think. I am not looking for black hole egos mate, sorry. As I walk through the valley of the shadow of GLP. |
| Nobody User ID: 63287669 United States12/15/2015 06:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Nobody 63287669 So what do I do to have peace? So you know all to well? You do know who I am right? Yeah your nobody right :) From soul level can you be honest me? What is your true intention on this thread? A call out thread on me? This thread is to identify people who can create and think. I am not looking for black hole egos mate, sorry. Well with the post you made, you clearly are attracting both, you realize that right? |
| Crystalmethod
(OP) User ID: 71035032 Australia12/15/2015 06:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | From soul level can you be honest me? What is your true intention on this thread? A call out thread on me? This thread is to identify people who can create and think. I am not looking for black hole egos mate, sorry. Well with the post you made, you clearly are attracting both, you realize that right? Of course, you cant have one without the other. The idea was to get people thinking outside the box. Creating for themselves while using a box platform to launch. Like the second poster that continued the story. That was funny to me :) This is what I was looking for, more of that stuff. As I walk through the valley of the shadow of GLP. |
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