GLP

You're the only lunatic in cyberspace, that i have ever felt so foolishly drawn to.
All I feel, is me floating, unsure of my purpose as I see you before me.

The world seems to be your oyster and yet you bestow your presence unto them.
I just wish to be part of that too, my love.

Right there beside you.
Right In the thick of it!

I swear, To be with you, I will be your salt!
Even kneeling before you now...
I, your humble servant

will pledge my allegiance!!!

I will hold my keyboard head-high unto your stars!!!

To uphold the code!,
I will always respect you!,
I will always spread my manure in a godlike fashion!,
I will never look for hypernating astrobears, when they are looking for a teapot!,
I will follow you, through the night of your soul.
and i will never, ever...
leave you boiling hot, you silly fucking goose.


I am your knight, and you are my rose...
I beg you
please

accept my proposal.


Sincerely,
What the fuck am I doing with my life