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SAN DIEGO, California – A young girl who was snorkeling off the coast of California last week says she was bitten by an octopus, and since then has grown tiny octopus suckers all over her tongue and other soft tissue.

“It actually started on my vagina, I noticed I was getting little octopus suckers,” said Jessica Smith, 20. “I could live with it, to be honest, but I went to the hospital the second they started growing on my tongue. It was keeping me from being able to speak properly.”

Doctors say that it was the first case of an octopus attack of any nature leading to the attackee actually turning into an octopus themselves. - See more at: [link to topratedviral.com]

[link to topratedviral.com]

*Gaspz*
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s226 to the 1 star bandit.
Amusing none the less.
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uhoh

pulsating tongues ...better than a box jelly fish I suppose.
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WTF?
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SAN DIEGO, California – A young girl who was snorkeling off the coast of California last week says she was bitten by an octopus, and since then has grown tiny octopus suckers all over her tongue and other soft tissue.

“It actually started on my vagina, I noticed I was getting little octopus suckers,” said Jessica Smith, 20. “I could live with it, to be honest, but I went to the hospital the second they started growing on my tongue. It was keeping me from being able to speak properly.”

Doctors say that it was the first case of an octopus attack of any nature leading to the attackee actually turning into an octopus themselves. - See more at: [link to topratedviral.com]

[link to topratedviral.com]

*Gaspz*
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lmao
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top tip - u can save on expensive snorkelling holidays
by just filling yr bath , putting yr mouth over the plughole
and breathing through the overflow .
.
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This is real life not a Marvel or DC comic book.
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The most fake thing about this story is that she didn't care about them being in the vajayjay but once it hit the tongue, that was the tipping point. Most women would be freaking out and would need not only the ER but psychiatric help if that showed up on the V. Pics look fake too.
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So...were-a-pus? Octowere? The mind boggles.
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Btw. It's from empire news so yes.. complete bs.
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“It actually started on my vagina, I noticed I was getting little octopus suckers,” said Jessica Smith, 20.
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...If you screw her you'll sprout 7 extra peni.jay
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Seems legit
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The most fake thing about this story is that she didn't care about them being in the vajayjay but once it hit the tongue, that was the tipping point. Most women would be freaking out and would need not only the ER but psychiatric help if that showed up on the V. Pics look fake too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68474273


She prolly didnt mind cause the suckers were tickling her clit.

Why complain about an endless pleasure rush?

After all...you never hear Judethz complaining about the growths on hers.
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The most fake thing about this story is that she didn't care about them being in the vajayjay but once it hit the tongue, that was the tipping point. Most women would be freaking out and would need not only the ER but psychiatric help if that showed up on the V. Pics look fake too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68474273


She prolly didnt mind cause the suckers were tickling her clit.

Why complain about an endless pleasure rush?

After all...you never hear Judethz complaining about the growths on hers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70945133




....HUH????……....
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What the fuck?

What kind of Moron puts their tongue in an Octopuses Butt?

?
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The most fake thing about this story is that she didn't care about them being in the vajayjay but once it hit the tongue, that was the tipping point. Most women would be freaking out and would need not only the ER but psychiatric help if that showed up on the V. Pics look fake too.
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agreez
That's what made me chuckle.

Last Edited by JustChilling on 12/02/2015 04:07 AM
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withoit a doubt a satire piece. i suppose octopus have teeth too not a parrots beak.
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Women absorb and carry living DNA and cells from every male they have sexual intercouse with

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WTF?
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SAN DIEGO, California – A young girl who was snorkeling off the coast of California last week says she was bitten by an octopus, and since then has grown tiny octopus suckers all over her tongue and other soft tissue.

“It actually started on my vagina, I noticed I was getting little octopus suckers,” said Jessica Smith, 20. “I could live with it, to be honest, but I went to the hospital the second they started growing on my tongue. It was keeping me from being able to speak properly.”

Doctors say that it was the first case of an octopus attack of any nature leading to the attackee actually turning into an octopus themselves. - See more at: [link to topratedviral.com]

[link to topratedviral.com]

:*Gaspz*:
 Quoting: JustChilling


Just to clarify they are pronounced "genital warts" not suckers.
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this gives a whole new meaning to the name "octomom"


in all seriousness though, it has begun??


whos gonna get bit by a spider first to become spider man???
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You should not post stuff like this, some people here believe its true
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You should not post stuff like this, some people here believe its true
 Quoting: Face Palmer


a girl went swimming

got attacked by octopus

girl turns into octopus

who wouldnt believe????


its the classic story, very commonplace
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It would be an interesting blowjob nonetheless
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

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I am guessing that gal takes the blow job to a whole new level.
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“It actually started on my vagina, I noticed I was getting little octopus suckers,” said Jessica Smith, 20.
 Quoting: JustChilling


...If you screw her you'll sprout 7 extra peni.:jay:
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What a shame. For a second I thought you were going to say seven extra inches. 😹
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What the fuck?

What kind of Moron puts their tongue in an Octopuses Butt?

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laugh




You should not post stuff like this, some people here believe its true
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I'd hit it.
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Like good ol' chips ha ha haha
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THIS ^^^ X100

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WTF?
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SAN DIEGO, California – A young girl who was snorkeling off the coast of California last week says she was bitten by an octopus, and since then has grown tiny octopus suckers all over her tongue and other soft tissue.

“It actually started on my vagina, I noticed I was getting little octopus suckers,” said Jessica Smith, 20. “I could live with it, to be honest, but I went to the hospital the second they started growing on my tongue. It was keeping me from being able to speak properly.”

Doctors say that it was the first case of an octopus attack of any nature leading to the attackee actually turning into an octopus themselves. - See more at: [link to topratedviral.com]

[link to topratedviral.com]

:*Gaspz*:
 Quoting: JustChilling


bad photoshop!





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