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Bodiless
Forum Administrator User ID: 22251333 United States 09/27/2015 12:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | AHHahaHaaaaaa! No, actually, it's for our little pug, he has a blockage in his anal gland and you have to - well - drain it... :P It's a gross job and we are flipping a coin for the privilege. Well dam Meg, lost my first cup o morning joe on that one. THANKS!!!! Sounds easier to just not have a dog where such a task would be necessary. I dunno. Maybe some people are into that kind of thing. You do what you must for your pet--if you love them. Part of the family. Tough duty tho Meg--hope the hubby lost the toss. “We have assembled the most extensive and inclusive Voter Fraud Organization in the history of America”—Joe “SippyCup” Biden Joe Biden will never be the man Michelle Obama is The worst thing about dying is that you become a democratic voter for eternity |
Shut Up Meg
(OP) User ID: 63304242 United States 09/27/2015 12:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The New and Improved Stasi "if you see something say something" campaign has induced the desired fear and paranoia in the sheeple population. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64469143 Another phase of mission accomplished. I guess I get it - but still - you're right. Things have come to a pretty pass. Makes me wonder what other combo of innocent items one could collectively purchase that would look suspicious - Chocolate bars Chocolate ice cream Chocolate syrup Chocolate chip cookies Midol Tampax Chainsaw. |
Bodiless
Forum Administrator User ID: 22251333 United States 09/27/2015 12:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The New and Improved Stasi "if you see something say something" campaign has induced the desired fear and paranoia in the sheeple population. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64469143 Another phase of mission accomplished. I guess I get it - but still - you're right. Things have come to a pretty pass. Makes me wonder what other combo of innocent items one could collectively purchase that would look suspicious - Chocolate bars Chocolate ice cream Chocolate syrup Chocolate chip cookies Midol Tampax Chainsaw. “We have assembled the most extensive and inclusive Voter Fraud Organization in the history of America”—Joe “SippyCup” Biden Joe Biden will never be the man Michelle Obama is The worst thing about dying is that you become a democratic voter for eternity |
Shut Up Meg
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 57511990 United States 09/27/2015 01:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Shut Up Meg AHHahaHaaaaaa! No, actually, it's for our little pug, he has a blockage in his anal gland and you have to - well - drain it... :P It's a gross job and we are flipping a coin for the privilege. Well dam Meg, lost my first cup o morning joe on that one. THANKS!!!! Sounds easier to just not have a dog where such a task would be necessary. I dunno. Maybe some people are into that kind of thing. You do what you must for your pet--if you love them. Part of the family. Tough duty tho Meg--hope the hubby lost the toss. I'd let the vet handle that one, on a checkup. ;) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69260716 United States 09/27/2015 01:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Reminds me of a time traveling and we had plugged the toilet in our hotel room. We hate having maintenance people come to our room so we grabbed a plunger at the local grocery store. We were also looking for some fruit but didn't like what we saw. When we got to the checkout we realized all we were buying was a plunger and a bottle of wine, lol |
Shut Up Meg
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Luxen
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Shut Up Meg
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Luxen
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Sir_Kayle
User ID: 1295383 United States 09/27/2015 06:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The New and Improved Stasi "if you see something say something" campaign has induced the desired fear and paranoia in the sheeple population. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64469143 Another phase of mission accomplished. KC_Goldshine "Know guns, no crime. No guns, know crime." - Ralph Lauretano "No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms" - Thomas Jefferson "When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty." - Thomas Jefferson "It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled." - Mark Twain "Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not." - Thomas Jefferson "Those who surrender freedom for security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one." - Benjamin Franklin "To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." - Said to be Voltaire, but really - Unknown |
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van down by the river User ID: 647094 United States 10/16/2015 05:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Checkout Trifecta! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69176582 Where you buy any three items that make the cashier suspect foul play is afoot. Hey now...maybe that's a topic for a new thread. Maybe there's already one out there. What "odd" items have you purchased that might make the checker or others close by think somethin is up? A few years ago I saw 2 high school age kids buyin 4 of the 18 pack egg cartons AND YES...it was on Halloween. Just recently I purchased a Nutri Ninja...rat poison...ant bait and 6 colorful tall glasses with lid and straws attached. Mmmmmmm....tasty. |
van down by the river User ID: 647094 United States 10/16/2015 05:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Checkout Trifecta! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69176582 Where you buy any three items that make the cashier suspect foul play is afoot. Seriously!!!???? Omg! I had no idea this existed! Lol! We didn't even think about it until we got home and my mom started laughing! Shhhh*t... I wonder if we should go back and explain ourselves!!!! Nah...they probably just thought it was for somethin Stewie invented. |
van down by the river User ID: 647094 United States 10/16/2015 06:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | AHHahaHaaaaaa! No, actually, it's for our little pug, he has a blockage in his anal gland and you have to - well - drain it... :P It's a gross job and we are flipping a coin for the privilege. *Shudder* I never knew this was a thing until a friend got a puggle. The....odor put me off my feed for a while, and I hard time looking that dog in the eye. Which one? |
Samara
User ID: 53936955 Canada 10/16/2015 06:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | AHHahaHaaaaaa! No, actually, it's for our little pug, he has a blockage in his anal gland and you have to - well - drain it... :P It's a gross job and we are flipping a coin for the privilege. Well dam Meg, lost my first cup o morning joe on that one. THANKS!!!! I sure love some of the humour around here. When we have light hearted banter like this, it makes me feel part of a family of like minds. Pretty cool. |
Saddletramp
User ID: 1879765 Puerto Rico 10/16/2015 06:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius "Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..." "We don't rent pigs!" |
twortle
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