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OMG - Could we get arrested for this?

 
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It's used with Duct tape
 Quoting: JustChilling


AHHahaHaaaaaa! No, actually, it's for our little pug, he has a blockage in his anal gland and you have to - well - drain it... :P It's a gross job and we are flipping a coin for the privilege.
 Quoting: Shut Up Meg


Well dam Meg, lost my first cup o morning joe on that one.

THANKS!!!!
 Quoting: Bodiless


Sounds easier to just not have a dog where such a task would be necessary.

I dunno. Maybe some people are into that kind of thing.
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You do what you must for your pet--if you love them. Part of the family.

Tough duty tho Meg--hope the hubby lost the toss.
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The New and Improved Stasi "if you see something say something" campaign has induced the desired fear and paranoia in the sheeple population.

Another phase of mission accomplished.
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I guess I get it - but still - you're right. Things have come to a pretty pass. Makes me wonder what other combo of innocent items one could collectively purchase that would look suspicious -

Chocolate bars
Chocolate ice cream
Chocolate syrup
Chocolate chip cookies
Midol
Tampax
Chainsaw.
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The New and Improved Stasi "if you see something say something" campaign has induced the desired fear and paranoia in the sheeple population.

Another phase of mission accomplished.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64469143


I guess I get it - but still - you're right. Things have come to a pretty pass. Makes me wonder what other combo of innocent items one could collectively purchase that would look suspicious -

Chocolate bars
Chocolate ice cream
Chocolate syrup
Chocolate chip cookies
Midol
Tampax
Chainsaw.
 Quoting: Shut Up Meg


roflmao
“We have assembled the most extensive and inclusive Voter Fraud Organization in the history of America”—Joe “SippyCup” Biden

Joe Biden will never be the man Michelle Obama is

The worst thing about dying is that you become a democratic voter for eternity
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I had a hard time looking that dog in the eye.
*shudder again*
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something really interesting about our pug: if the light's just right, his butt looks like a silhouette of Darth Vadar.

I should post a picture.
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AHHahaHaaaaaa! No, actually, it's for our little pug, he has a blockage in his anal gland and you have to - well - drain it... :P It's a gross job and we are flipping a coin for the privilege.
 Quoting: Shut Up Meg


Well dam Meg, lost my first cup o morning joe on that one.

THANKS!!!!
 Quoting: Bodiless


Sounds easier to just not have a dog where such a task would be necessary.

I dunno. Maybe some people are into that kind of thing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57511990


You do what you must for your pet--if you love them. Part of the family.

Tough duty tho Meg--hope the hubby lost the toss.
 Quoting: Bodiless


I'd let the vet handle that one, on a checkup. ;)
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Reminds me of a time traveling and we had plugged the toilet in our hotel room. We hate having maintenance people come to our room so we grabbed a plunger at the local grocery store. We were also looking for some fruit but didn't like what we saw. When we got to the checkout we realized all we were buying was a plunger and a bottle of wine, lol
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Haha

Remember the scene from "The Wire" where the kid walks into
the hardware store and buys a nail gun they were using to
hide dead bodies in walls of abandoned buildings?




lolsign
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Haaaaa!! That's hysterical! I've never watched The Wire, going to have to give it a shot!
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Now I know not to piss you off.

Never again will I tell little Meggie to shut up.

shhh
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NOOooooo nooo Noooo, I'm NICE, AaaAAaaaHHHhh!!!!

pms5

Well, except for those days damned
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NOOooooo nooo Noooo, I'm NICE, AaaAAaaaHHHhh!!!!

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Well, except for those days damned
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The New and Improved Stasi "if you see something say something" campaign has induced the desired fear and paranoia in the sheeple population.

Another phase of mission accomplished.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64469143


hesright
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Vaseline? pigchef
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It's just Meg. Probably pretendin that pack of footlong franks is a basketball team...AGAIN.



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Checkout Trifecta!

Where you buy any three items that make the cashier suspect foul play is afoot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69176582





Hey now...maybe that's a topic for a new thread. Maybe there's already one out there. What "odd" items have you purchased that might make the checker or others close by think somethin is up?

A few years ago I saw 2 high school age kids buyin 4 of the 18 pack egg cartons AND YES...it was on Halloween. Just recently I purchased a Nutri Ninja...rat poison...ant bait and 6 colorful tall glasses with lid and straws attached.
Mmmmmmm....tasty.




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Checkout Trifecta!

Where you buy any three items that make the cashier suspect foul play is afoot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69176582


wtf 10

Seriously!!!???? Omg! I had no idea this existed! Lol! We didn't even think about it until we got home and my mom started laughing! Shhhh*t... I wonder if we should go back and explain ourselves!!!!
 Quoting: Shut Up Meg





Nah...they probably just thought it was for somethin Stewie invented.


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Don't ask.
 Quoting: Shut Up Meg


It's used with Duct tape
 Quoting: JustChilling


AHHahaHaaaaaa! No, actually, it's for our little pug, he has a blockage in his anal gland and you have to - well - drain it... :P It's a gross job and we are flipping a coin for the privilege.
 Quoting: Shut Up Meg


*Shudder* I never knew this was a thing until a friend got a puggle.

The....odor put me off my feed for a while, and I hard time looking that dog in the eye.
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Which one?eekalert
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Don't ask.
 Quoting: Shut Up Meg


It's used with Duct tape
 Quoting: JustChilling


AHHahaHaaaaaa! No, actually, it's for our little pug, he has a blockage in his anal gland and you have to - well - drain it... :P It's a gross job and we are flipping a coin for the privilege.
 Quoting: Shut Up Meg


Well dam Meg, lost my first cup o morning joe on that one.

THANKS!!!!
 Quoting: Bodiless


I sure love some of the humour around here. When we have light hearted banter like this, it makes me feel part of a family of like minds. Pretty cool.

hf
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Vaseline? pigchef
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Don't ask.
 Quoting: Shut Up Meg


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Just sounds like a party to me...just sayin'

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