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(OP) User ID: 63304242 United States 09/27/2015 11:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Checkout Trifecta! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69176582 Where you buy any three items that make the cashier suspect foul play is afoot. Seriously!!!???? Omg! I had no idea this existed! Lol! We didn't even think about it until we got home and my mom started laughing! Shhhh*t... I wonder if we should go back and explain ourselves!!!! |
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Forum Administrator User ID: 22251333 United States 09/27/2015 12:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | AHHahaHaaaaaa! No, actually, it's for our little pug, he has a blockage in his anal gland and you have to - well - drain it... :P It's a gross job and we are flipping a coin for the privilege. Well dam Meg, lost my first cup o morning joe on that one. THANKS!!!! “We have assembled the most extensive and inclusive Voter Fraud Organization in the history of America”—Joe “SippyCup” Biden Joe Biden will never be the man Michelle Obama is The worst thing about dying is that you become a democratic voter for eternity |
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(OP) User ID: 63304242 United States 09/27/2015 12:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hope you paid cash. Check out guy probably turned you in if you used a credit card or check. They've brianwashed the sheeple to do that with their constant 'see something, say something' bullshit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70395903 I just changed the title of this thread - now I'm paranoid! Damn - after mom pointed out our purchases and started laughing, we thought it was hilarious, none of this other craziness even occurred to us! Wow - the world has come to a sad state, hasn't it? :( |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22599379 United States 09/27/2015 12:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | AHHahaHaaaaaa! No, actually, it's for our little pug, he has a blockage in his anal gland and you have to - well - drain it... :P It's a gross job and we are flipping a coin for the privilege. *Shudder* I never knew this was a thing until a friend got a puggle. The....odor put me off my feed for a while, and I hard time looking that dog in the eye. |
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User ID: 66954576 United States 09/27/2015 12:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So we just got back from our local garden/hardware market and I'm pretty sure we freaked out the checker with our purchase: Quoting: Shut Up Meg Nylon rope - helping a neighbor move, for the truck bed. A bag of lime - for soil conditioning, planting potatoes. Duct tape - (Red and pink - I make craft roses with it.) A new compost grinder. Hacksaw. Vaseline. Maybe I'm just being paranoid, but the poor guy got really, really quiet, and didn't wish us a nice day when we left. Did you tell him your last name was Dahlmer? Communism is for LOSERS Communism is SLAVERY Fuck Joe Biden |
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(OP) User ID: 63304242 United States 09/27/2015 12:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | AHHahaHaaaaaa! No, actually, it's for our little pug, he has a blockage in his anal gland and you have to - well - drain it... :P It's a gross job and we are flipping a coin for the privilege. *Shudder* I never knew this was a thing until a friend got a puggle. The....odor put me off my feed for a while, and I hard time looking that dog in the eye. I know right??! Seriously, it's like festering raw sewage! And he's so sweet, you'd never expect a stench like that to come out of this precious little guy |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 22599379 United States 09/27/2015 12:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | AHHahaHaaaaaa! No, actually, it's for our little pug, he has a blockage in his anal gland and you have to - well - drain it... :P It's a gross job and we are flipping a coin for the privilege. *Shudder* I never knew this was a thing until a friend got a puggle. The....odor put me off my feed for a while, and I hard time looking that dog in the eye. I know right??! Seriously, it's like festering raw sewage! And he's so sweet, you'd never expect a stench like that to come out of this precious little guy :kittyfrewuppppp: Only thing comparable is abscess drainage. I used to put vicks on the inside of a surgical mask for that one. Maybe that would work for you? Although I recommend heavily diluted essential oil instead. |
Shut Up Meg
(OP) User ID: 63304242 United States 09/27/2015 12:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dang, so am I! I thought it was soooo funny, and now I've got a Sunday morning ulcer - just in time for church! Actually, the store owners know our family well, they'd probably crack up if I went back and told them what ppl here were saying. But still - jeez! I guess we should have added, like, a pack of gum, and some Pampers and maybe coffee and Miracle Grow and winter veg seed ... Last Edited by Shut Up Meg on 09/27/2015 06:23 PM |
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User ID: 59907859 United States 09/27/2015 12:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | edit, just saw what it's for! Last Edited by nah-t on 09/27/2015 12:22 PM When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold? No, it's just going to stink more. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 57511990 United States 09/27/2015 12:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | AHHahaHaaaaaa! No, actually, it's for our little pug, he has a blockage in his anal gland and you have to - well - drain it... :P It's a gross job and we are flipping a coin for the privilege. Well dam Meg, lost my first cup o morning joe on that one. THANKS!!!! Sounds easier to just not have a dog where such a task would be necessary. I dunno. Maybe some people are into that kind of thing. |
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(OP) User ID: 63304242 United States 09/27/2015 12:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You're not gonna get arrested for buying something that is perfectly legal. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69176582 I guess it's the combination of things right? like that one scene in Breaking Bad where Walter sees that guy in Home Depot buying matches and chemicals and gear obviously meant to cook up meth. Great, now I'm going to have anxiety attacks every time I go shopping. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 59866150 United States 09/27/2015 12:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dang, so am I! I thought it was soooo funny, and now I've got a Sunday morning ulcer - just in time for church! Actually, the store owners know our family well, they'd probably crack up if I went back and told them what ppl here were saying. But still - jeez! I guess we should have gotten a pack of gum, and some Pampers and maybe coffee and Miracle Grow and winter veg seed ... Well, if the store manager knows you, I would not worry about it. Take care, Meggie. |
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