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OMG - Could we get arrested for this?

 
Shut Up Meg
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OMG - Could we get arrested for this?
So we just got back from our local garden/hardware market and I'm pretty sure we freaked out the checker with our purchase:

Nylon rope - helping a neighbor move, for the truck bed.

A bag of lime - for soil conditioning, planting potatoes.

Duct tape - (Red and pink - I make craft roses with it.)

A new compost grinder.

Vaseline.

Maybe I'm just being paranoid, but the poor guy kept really, really quiet, and didn't wish us a nice day when we left.

Last Edited by Shut Up Meg on 09/27/2015 06:19 PM
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Hope you paid cash. Check out guy probably turned you in if you used a credit card or check. They've brianwashed the sheeple to do that with their constant 'see something, say something' bullshit.
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Haha

Remember the scene from "The Wire" where the kid walks into
the hardware store and buys a nail gun they were using to
hide dead bodies in walls of abandoned buildings?




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Vaseline? pigchef
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Vaseline? pigchef
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Don't ask.
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Checkout Trifecta!

Where you buy any three items that make the cashier suspect foul play is afoot.
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lol!!!!!
“We have assembled the most extensive and inclusive Voter Fraud Organization in the history of America”—Joe “SippyCup” Biden

Joe Biden will never be the man Michelle Obama is

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Nylon, ductape, and Vaseline. Have fun!
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Vaseline? pigchef
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Don't ask.
 Quoting: Shut Up Meg


It's used with Duct tape
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Checkout Trifecta!

Where you buy any three items that make the cashier suspect foul play is afoot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69176582


wtf 10

Seriously!!!???? Omg! I had no idea this existed! Lol! We didn't even think about it until we got home and my mom started laughing! Shhhh*t... I wonder if we should go back and explain ourselves!!!!
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Your the Ahmed the Clock Boy of homicide!

I wouldn't suggest doing what you did.
Eventually your gonna get a cashier call the cops on you.
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Vaseline? pigchef
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Don't ask.
 Quoting: Shut Up Meg


It's used with Duct tape
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AHHahaHaaaaaa! No, actually, it's for our little pug, he has a blockage in his anal gland and you have to - well - drain it... :P It's a gross job and we are flipping a coin for the privilege.
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Vaseline? pigchef
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Don't ask.
 Quoting: Shut Up Meg


It's used with Duct tape
 Quoting: JustChilling


AHHahaHaaaaaa! No, actually, it's for our little pug, he has a blockage in his anal gland and you have to - well - drain it... :P It's a gross job and we are flipping a coin for the privilege.
 Quoting: Shut Up Meg


Well dam Meg, lost my first cup o morning joe on that one.

THANKS!!!!
“We have assembled the most extensive and inclusive Voter Fraud Organization in the history of America”—Joe “SippyCup” Biden

Joe Biden will never be the man Michelle Obama is

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Hope you paid cash. Check out guy probably turned you in if you used a credit card or check. They've brianwashed the sheeple to do that with their constant 'see something, say something' bullshit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70395903


I just changed the title of this thread - now I'm paranoid! Damn - after mom pointed out our purchases and started laughing, we thought it was hilarious, none of this other craziness even occurred to us!

Wow - the world has come to a sad state, hasn't it? :(
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Vaseline? pigchef
 Quoting: bigD111


Don't ask.
 Quoting: Shut Up Meg


It's used with Duct tape
 Quoting: JustChilling


AHHahaHaaaaaa! No, actually, it's for our little pug, he has a blockage in his anal gland and you have to - well - drain it... :P It's a gross job and we are flipping a coin for the privilege.
 Quoting: Shut Up Meg


*Shudder* I never knew this was a thing until a friend got a puggle.

The....odor put me off my feed for a while, and I hard time looking that dog in the eye.
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I had a hard time looking that dog in the eye.
*shudder again*
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So we just got back from our local garden/hardware market and I'm pretty sure we freaked out the checker with our purchase:

Nylon rope - helping a neighbor move, for the truck bed.

A bag of lime - for soil conditioning, planting potatoes.

Duct tape - (Red and pink - I make craft roses with it.)

A new compost grinder.

Hacksaw.

Vaseline.

Maybe I'm just being paranoid, but the poor guy got really, really quiet, and didn't wish us a nice day when we left.
 Quoting: Shut Up Meg


Did you tell him your last name was Dahlmer?
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Communism is SLAVERY

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Don't ask.
 Quoting: Shut Up Meg


It's used with Duct tape
 Quoting: JustChilling


AHHahaHaaaaaa! No, actually, it's for our little pug, he has a blockage in his anal gland and you have to - well - drain it... :P It's a gross job and we are flipping a coin for the privilege.
 Quoting: Shut Up Meg


*Shudder* I never knew this was a thing until a friend got a puggle.

The....odor put me off my feed for a while, and I hard time looking that dog in the eye.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22599379


I know right??! Seriously, it's like festering raw sewage! And he's so sweet, you'd never expect a stench like that to come out of this precious little guy hf
kittyfrewuppppp
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Meg, that does not sound good. I am worried for you...really.
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It's used with Duct tape
 Quoting: JustChilling


AHHahaHaaaaaa! No, actually, it's for our little pug, he has a blockage in his anal gland and you have to - well - drain it... :P It's a gross job and we are flipping a coin for the privilege.
 Quoting: Shut Up Meg


*Shudder* I never knew this was a thing until a friend got a puggle.

The....odor put me off my feed for a while, and I hard time looking that dog in the eye.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22599379


I know right??! Seriously, it's like festering raw sewage! And he's so sweet, you'd never expect a stench like that to come out of this precious little guy hf
:kittyfrewuppppp:
 Quoting: Shut Up Meg


Only thing comparable is abscess drainage.

I used to put vicks on the inside of a surgical mask for that one. Maybe that would work for you? Although I recommend heavily diluted essential oil instead.
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Meg, that does not sound good. I am worried for you...really.
 Quoting: ^^Mountain Woman^^


Dang, so am I! I thought it was soooo funny, and now I've got a Sunday morning ulcer - just in time for church! Actually, the store owners know our family well, they'd probably crack up if I went back and told them what ppl here were saying. But still - jeez!

I guess we should have added, like, a pack of gum, and some Pampers and maybe coffee and Miracle Grow and winter veg seed ...

Last Edited by Shut Up Meg on 09/27/2015 06:23 PM
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You're not gonna get arrested for buying something that is perfectly legal.
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Vaseline? pigchef
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Don't ask.
 Quoting: Shut Up Meg


chuckle

edit, just saw what it's for!

Last Edited by nah-t on 09/27/2015 12:22 PM
When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold?
No, it's just going to stink more.
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Vaseline? pigchef
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Don't ask.
 Quoting: Shut Up Meg


Depends rash for hubby!
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Don't ask.
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It's used with Duct tape
 Quoting: JustChilling


AHHahaHaaaaaa! No, actually, it's for our little pug, he has a blockage in his anal gland and you have to - well - drain it... :P It's a gross job and we are flipping a coin for the privilege.
 Quoting: Shut Up Meg


Well dam Meg, lost my first cup o morning joe on that one.

THANKS!!!!
 Quoting: Bodiless


Sounds easier to just not have a dog where such a task would be necessary.

I dunno. Maybe some people are into that kind of thing.
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Elbow length heavy black rubber gloves, apron and splatter goggles would have completed the ruse.
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Elbow length heavy black rubber gloves, apron and splatter goggles would have completed the ruse.
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Couple heavy industrial waste barrels too!
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You're not gonna get arrested for buying something that is perfectly legal.
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I guess it's the combination of things right? like that one scene in Breaking Bad where Walter sees that guy in Home Depot buying matches and chemicals and gear obviously meant to cook up meth.

Great, now I'm going to have anxiety attacks every time I go shopping.

jaccuse
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Meg, that does not sound good. I am worried for you...really.
 Quoting: ^^Mountain Woman^^


Dang, so am I! I thought it was soooo funny, and now I've got a Sunday morning ulcer - just in time for church! Actually, the store owners know our family well, they'd probably crack up if I went back and told them what ppl here were saying. But still - jeez!

I guess we should have gotten a pack of gum, and some Pampers and maybe coffee and Miracle Grow and winter veg seed ...
 Quoting: Shut Up Meg

Well, if the store manager knows you, I would not worry about it. Take care, Meggie.
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Elbow length heavy black rubber gloves, apron and splatter goggles would have completed the ruse.
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AAAAHHHH!!!! Okay - that made me laugh, thanks I needed that! hf lolsign
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The New and Improved Stasi "if you see something say something" campaign has induced the desired fear and paranoia in the sheeple population.

Another phase of mission accomplished.





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