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BREAKING | POPE Francis Warns ANY "Personal Relationship" w/ Ahmed the "clock kid" is DANGEROUS!

 
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In a stunning Emergency Encyclical released from New York, POPE Francis I WARNED the faithful, and their sisters that a "personal relationship" with Ahmed the "clock kid" was dangerous, as it would result in the country said "personal relationship" took place in being declared Anathema.

The US became the third country declared Anathema in as many days, when the US Congress en mass had "personal relationships" with Ahmed the "Clock Kid" in the Capital Rotunda, beneath the Apotheosis of Washington.

In Qatar, New Zealand, and now The United States, no baptisms are being performed, confessions aren't being heard, and last rights aren't being said for the dead. These and four other Church sacraments are now forbidden everyone living in those three countries.

POPE Francis said although this meant many thousands of innocents would be damned to eternal torment in hell, "That's MY Ahmookie-Pookie!"

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Texas vows to secede from the Union if Crawford Ranch isn't made into an International Sharia Law Center.
What is this shit?
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tehlulz

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"And once again, Probability proves itself willing to sneak into a back alley and service Drama as would a copper piece harlot."
-- Vaarsuvius, The Order of the Stick [link to tvtropes.org]
"History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme" -- Mark Twain
"It is wrong always, everywhere, and for anyone, to believe anything upon insufficient evidence.-- William Clifford [link to myweb.lmu.edu]
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One Star Bandit? Blame Francis.
"And once again, Probability proves itself willing to sneak into a back alley and service Drama as would a copper piece harlot."
-- Vaarsuvius, The Order of the Stick [link to tvtropes.org]
"History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme" -- Mark Twain
"It is wrong always, everywhere, and for anyone, to believe anything upon insufficient evidence.-- William Clifford [link to myweb.lmu.edu]
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Pinnit!
"And once again, Probability proves itself willing to sneak into a back alley and service Drama as would a copper piece harlot."
-- Vaarsuvius, The Order of the Stick [link to tvtropes.org]
"History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme" -- Mark Twain
"It is wrong always, everywhere, and for anyone, to believe anything upon insufficient evidence.-- William Clifford [link to myweb.lmu.edu]
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Johnny Depp announced that although he couldn't condone the Pope's actions, he did understand them.
"And once again, Probability proves itself willing to sneak into a back alley and service Drama as would a copper piece harlot."
-- Vaarsuvius, The Order of the Stick [link to tvtropes.org]
"History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme" -- Mark Twain
"It is wrong always, everywhere, and for anyone, to believe anything upon insufficient evidence.-- William Clifford [link to myweb.lmu.edu]
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OP doesn't get it. When it comes to evaluating the validity of Islam, the harmless Muslims are completely irrelevant. The fact is that due to the nature of Islam, a significant number of violent extremists (i.e., Medinan Muslims) will always exist. Ultimately, the only solution is that no one should be Muslim. Islam does not belong on this planet.

(Note: The writers of the Quran placed within it the very tools that Muslims need to deceive non-Muslims. That is, there are two Qurans: the Meccan Quran and the Medinan Quran. Thus, peaceful Muslims can always point to the Meccan Quran as evidence of Islam being a religion of peace, all the while completely ignoring the Medinan Quran. Yes, Islam truly is evil.)
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"And once again, Probability proves itself willing to sneak into a back alley and service Drama as would a copper piece harlot."
-- Vaarsuvius, The Order of the Stick [link to tvtropes.org]
"History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme" -- Mark Twain
"It is wrong always, everywhere, and for anyone, to believe anything upon insufficient evidence.-- William Clifford [link to myweb.lmu.edu]
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John Boehner is rumored to have cried while having a "personal relationship" with Ahmed the "Clock Kid"

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"And once again, Probability proves itself willing to sneak into a back alley and service Drama as would a copper piece harlot."
-- Vaarsuvius, The Order of the Stick [link to tvtropes.org]
"History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme" -- Mark Twain
"It is wrong always, everywhere, and for anyone, to believe anything upon insufficient evidence.-- William Clifford [link to myweb.lmu.edu]
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"And once again, Probability proves itself willing to sneak into a back alley and service Drama as would a copper piece harlot."
-- Vaarsuvius, The Order of the Stick [link to tvtropes.org]
"History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme" -- Mark Twain
"It is wrong always, everywhere, and for anyone, to believe anything upon insufficient evidence.-- William Clifford [link to myweb.lmu.edu]
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What is this shit?
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What is this shit?
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she....nanigans!

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What is this shit?
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tehlulz
"And once again, Probability proves itself willing to sneak into a back alley and service Drama as would a copper piece harlot."
-- Vaarsuvius, The Order of the Stick [link to tvtropes.org]
"History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme" -- Mark Twain
"It is wrong always, everywhere, and for anyone, to believe anything upon insufficient evidence.-- William Clifford [link to myweb.lmu.edu]
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"And once again, Probability proves itself willing to sneak into a back alley and service Drama as would a copper piece harlot."
-- Vaarsuvius, The Order of the Stick [link to tvtropes.org]
"History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme" -- Mark Twain
"It is wrong always, everywhere, and for anyone, to believe anything upon insufficient evidence.-- William Clifford [link to myweb.lmu.edu]
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OP doesn't get it. When it comes to evaluating the validity of Islam, the harmless Muslims are completely irrelevant. The fact is that due to the nature of Islam, a significant number of violent extremists (i.e., Medinan Muslims) will always exist. Ultimately, the only solution is that no one should be Muslim. Islam does not belong on this planet.

(Note: The writers of the Quran placed within it the very tools that Muslims need to deceive non-Muslims. That is, there are two Qurans: the Meccan Quran and the Medinan Quran. Thus, peaceful Muslims can always point to the Meccan Quran as evidence of Islam being a religion of peace, all the while completely ignoring the Medinan Quran. Yes, Islam truly is evil.)

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F everything

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-- Vaarsuvius, The Order of the Stick [link to tvtropes.org]
"History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme" -- Mark Twain
"It is wrong always, everywhere, and for anyone, to believe anything upon insufficient evidence.-- William Clifford [link to myweb.lmu.edu]
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-- Vaarsuvius, The Order of the Stick [link to tvtropes.org]
"History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme" -- Mark Twain
"It is wrong always, everywhere, and for anyone, to believe anything upon insufficient evidence.-- William Clifford [link to myweb.lmu.edu]
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What is this shit?
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she....nanigans!

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-- Vaarsuvius, The Order of the Stick [link to tvtropes.org]
"History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme" -- Mark Twain
"It is wrong always, everywhere, and for anyone, to believe anything upon insufficient evidence.-- William Clifford [link to myweb.lmu.edu]
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In a stunning Emergency Encyclical released from New York, POPE Francis I WARNED the faithful, and their sisters that a "personal relationship" with Ahmed the "clock kid" was dangerous, as it would result in the country said "personal relationship" took place in being declared Anathema.

The US became the third country declared Anathema in as many days, when the US Congress en mass had "personal relationships" with Ahmed the "Clock Kid" in the Capital Rotunda, beneath the Apotheosis of Washington.

In Qatar, New Zealand, and now The United States, no baptisms are being performed, confessions aren't being heard, and last rights aren't being said for the dead. These and four other Church sacraments are now forbidden everyone living in those three countries.

POPE Francis said although this meant many thousands of innocents would be damned to eternal torment in hell, "That's MY Ahmookie-Pookie!"

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The Pope said he did not have TIME FOR FAKE MUSLIMS >>>>>>>AND FAKE COCKS>
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In a stunning Emergency Encyclical released from New York, POPE Francis I WARNED the faithful, and their sisters that a "personal relationship" with Ahmed the "clock kid" was dangerous, as it would result in the country said "personal relationship" took place in being declared Anathema.

The US became the third country declared Anathema in as many days, when the US Congress en mass had "personal relationships" with Ahmed the "Clock Kid" in the Capital Rotunda, beneath the Apotheosis of Washington.

In Qatar, New Zealand, and now The United States, no baptisms are being performed, confessions aren't being heard, and last rights aren't being said for the dead. These and four other Church sacraments are now forbidden everyone living in those three countries.

POPE Francis said although this meant many thousands of innocents would be damned to eternal torment in hell, "That's MY Ahmookie-Pookie!"

aHEMagain the "Crock Kid"
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The Pope said he did not have TIME FOR FAKE MUSLIMS >>>>>>>AND FAKE COCKS>
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gtfo3

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"And once again, Probability proves itself willing to sneak into a back alley and service Drama as would a copper piece harlot."
-- Vaarsuvius, The Order of the Stick [link to tvtropes.org]
"History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme" -- Mark Twain
"It is wrong always, everywhere, and for anyone, to believe anything upon insufficient evidence.-- William Clifford [link to myweb.lmu.edu]





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