I talked to my uncle last night

You know he fantasizes about you, right?
Ever have underwear go missing after he visits?

what does he do for a living and why would he know anything of value, OP?

He'd kill me if I told you what he did for a living. He got cagey on the phone and specifically said he'd tell me eyeball to eyeball. I don't know what it is.

Last Edited by GoodKitty on 09/16/2015 02:13 AM

Actually now that you mention it. I thought the gardener was stealing it off the clothesline.

you do realize that the biggest joke on glp by far is the 'i have an uncle with intel' story don't you?

Well that's coincidental then because my uncle really does.

EAT is that you?

well. i told you this to let you know why you have received all of the 'gay' comments, etc. It is all due to this fact.

one in a thousand threads where an 'uncle' has intel is real. they are jokes. they nearly always turn out to be lies or distortions or whatever.

so..now you know why you have gotten the crazy responses. they are pointedly mocking you.

but. in any regard. if you actually do get some good information, don't post it with 'my uncle' in it. Start a new thread and say something like 'valuable information' or something.

but you can tell me...what does your uncle do for a living...we don't know him or anything about him...just blurt it out. It can' hurt.

Thanks for the advice I will keep it in mind. My uncle is the epitome of uncles then.

you don't have to say exactly where he works.

is he a physicist? a politician? CIA? FBI?

it cant hurt to give an idea of what he does.

Seriously I would if I could. He works for a high-profile celebrity, but that's all I can say.

I do have two other uncles who are physicists and do top secret government stuff but they don't tell me shit. I asked one about HAARP and weather control once and he just laughed and said it's impossible, which we all know is false!

Last Edited by GoodKitty on 09/16/2015 02:39 AM

thanks for the response.

he likely wants to tell you that justin beieber is an alien?

lol.

I think it's related more to current events. The celeb is good friends with many famous billionaires.

Sometimes a GIF or two are worth 1000 words.

Are you Miley Cirus, or do you just only share her intelligence?

If you're going to be an asshole I'll just keep what I learn to myself. No problem.