I'm being completely serious here. I've been around GLP for awhile. I can take the joking. Hell, I've doubted my fair share of tards, but this is not a joke. I grew up in the country as a daughter of an orange grower and rancher. I have seen countless animal eyes reflected in flashlights, spot beams, and car headlights. I am an educated professional who is not prone to panic, or an uncontrollable imagination. This scared the absolute crap out of me.