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CalmShock User ID: 69753293 Canada 09/11/2015 04:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I come to everyone's defense and no one comes to mine. How many strapons can you take at once? MAybe you should get in touch with Guiness... Quoting: CalmShock three. one my my ass, two in my mouth. do you want photos? . Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46377468 The only photo I'm interested in seeing would be one where the dildo chokes you to death... That might be hard to send once you're KIA... maybe we can skype.... Last Edited by CalmShock on 09/11/2015 04:48 AM Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
GoodKitty (OP) User ID: 66021996 United States 09/11/2015 04:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I come to everyone's defense and no one comes to mine. Look at all the jealous haters coming out of the woodwork...make your own love connections people!!! GoodKitty
GoodKitty (OP) User ID: 66021996 United States 09/11/2015 04:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I come to everyone's defense and no one comes to mine. Oh, and I don't own a strap-on. I don't even own a vibrator! Quoting: GoodKitty ahh, I see. you are what we call in the sex trade... a raisin. all dried up, nowhere to go. . Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46377468 Considering you're in the sex trade I don't really give a flying fuck! GoodKitty
Anonymous Coward User ID: 46377468 United States 09/11/2015 04:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I come to everyone's defense and no one comes to mine. How many strapons can you take at once? MAybe you should get in touch with Guiness... Quoting: CalmShock three. one my my ass, two in my mouth. do you want photos? . Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46377468 Yes Quoting: Sinister Grin very twisted. me and my 50-yo gf had sex in front of the living room window. she said, "What if people see us?" I replied, "if they want to watch two 50-yos having sex, that's their problem". .
Anonymous Coward User ID: 46377468 United States 09/11/2015 04:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I come to everyone's defense and no one comes to mine. Oh, and I don't own a strap-on. I don't even own a vibrator! Quoting: GoodKitty ahh, I see. you are what we call in the sex trade... a raisin. all dried up, nowhere to go. . Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46377468 Considering you're in the sex trade I don't really give a flying fuck! Quoting: GoodKitty I don't fly anymore. What about a train-ing fuck? .
GoodKitty (OP) User ID: 66021996 United States 09/11/2015 04:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I come to everyone's defense and no one comes to mine. Holy smoke! Quoting: Only Me I don't need to wear big girl panties like you do, you dumb bitch. GoodKitty
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69818586 Sweden 09/11/2015 04:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I come to everyone's defense and no one comes to mine. Rofl. Omg ninjakitty and goodkitty archenemies... How cute is that...

GoodKitty (OP) User ID: 66021996 United States 09/11/2015 04:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I come to everyone's defense and no one comes to mine. ... I actually never wear pants, I have never fisted myself or anyone else, and I hate tatoos. Quoting: GoodKitty Oh, and I don't own a strap-on. I don't even own a vibrator! Quoting: GoodKitty Now that you know all about me, tell me about you? Quoting: GoodKitty I wear pants all the time, I've fisted two of my exes (one of them absolutely loved it which led to a lot of anal sex as her pussy turned into ground beef curtains), I have 2 tattoos and I've bought nearly all my exes a vibrator. I only have one dick after all, why waste the other two holes? Quoting: CalmShock Do you sleep in your pants too? What if it's hot outside? GoodKitty
GoodKitty (OP) User ID: 66021996 United States 09/11/2015 04:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I come to everyone's defense and no one comes to mine. Rofl. Omg ninjakitty and goodkitty archenemies... How cute is that... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69818586 Is it? I take it rather seriously. GoodKitty
CalmShock User ID: 69753293 Canada 09/11/2015 05:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I come to everyone's defense and no one comes to mine. ... Oh, and I don't own a strap-on. I don't even own a vibrator! Quoting: GoodKitty Now that you know all about me, tell me about you? Quoting: GoodKitty I wear pants all the time, I've fisted two of my exes (one of them absolutely loved it which led to a lot of anal sex as her pussy turned into ground beef curtains), I have 2 tattoos and I've bought nearly all my exes a vibrator. I only have one dick after all, why waste the other two holes? Quoting: CalmShock Do you sleep in your pants too? What if it's hot outside? Quoting: GoodKitty pee the bed Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
GoodKitty (OP) User ID: 66021996 United States 09/11/2015 05:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I come to everyone's defense and no one comes to mine. ... Now that you know all about me, tell me about you? Quoting: GoodKitty I wear pants all the time, I've fisted two of my exes (one of them absolutely loved it which led to a lot of anal sex as her pussy turned into ground beef curtains), I have 2 tattoos and I've bought nearly all my exes a vibrator. I only have one dick after all, why waste the other two holes? Quoting: CalmShock Do you sleep in your pants too? What if it's hot outside? Quoting: GoodKitty pee the bed Quoting: CalmShock Well on that note, goodnight and enjoy your wet dreams. GoodKitty
CalmShock User ID: 69753293 Canada 09/11/2015 05:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I come to everyone's defense and no one comes to mine. ... I wear pants all the time, I've fisted two of my exes (one of them absolutely loved it which led to a lot of anal sex as her pussy turned into ground beef curtains), I have 2 tattoos and I've bought nearly all my exes a vibrator. I only have one dick after all, why waste the other two holes? Quoting: CalmShock Do you sleep in your pants too? What if it's hot outside? Quoting: GoodKitty pee the bed Quoting: CalmShock Well on that note, goodnight and enjoy your wet dreams. Quoting: GoodKitty One of my tats is a scorpion on my chest... that should help with the imagery. BTW, heavy on the lube, you don't want to tear yourself to pieces your first time... Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
GoodKitty (OP) User ID: 66021996 United States 09/11/2015 05:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I come to everyone's defense and no one comes to mine. ... Do you sleep in your pants too? What if it's hot outside? Quoting: GoodKitty pee the bed Quoting: CalmShock Well on that note, goodnight and enjoy your wet dreams. Quoting: GoodKitty One of my tats is a scorpion on my chest... that should help with the imagery. BTW, heavy on the lube, you don't want to tear yourself to pieces your first time... Quoting: CalmShock Haha, I'm like a virgin. GoodKitty
Only Me Strawberry Girl User ID: 65010224 United States 09/11/2015 08:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I come to everyone's defense and no one comes to mine. Holy smoke! Quoting: Only Me I don't need to wear big girl panties like you do, you dumb bitch. Quoting: GoodKitty Ah you must be one of those entitlement issue dorks. Grow up a bit. Or step away from the bottle. Whichever; ) Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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