This Is What Happens When You Put An Onion In Your Ear Overnight

Does it work for hemorrhoids?

Habaneros for hemorrhoids.

Very interesting...

I see we are going down the homeopathy road here, OK here's one...

Green bean juice is great for sunburn.

Just gotta make sure you stick it deep in your bum.

Add salt for maximum relief.

Yes but if they're really bad, ghost peppers work better.

Read up on older remedies for illness, and you'll find references to a cut clove of garlic placed near a person's bed help treat the flu.

Another reference involves Thieves Oil. During the Black Plague, stories were printed about masked thieves who were able to rob the bodies and homes of those who lied dying or already dead. The thieves were eventually caught, and when asked how they were able to rob their victims without acquiring the disease, they disclosed an oil recipe that they rubbed their bodies with and soaked their masks in. One of the thieves was an oil trader who stated that he had learned of this recipe from a tribe he had been in contact with when obtaining his oils. Anyway, you can read about this, and the formula was said to have contained garlic oil, among others.

Failing that you can always try figging

Followed by some baking soda to clean it out.

Organic Habaneros only...

Clove oil is great for fighting tooth problems, staving off pain until you can get problem fixed.
Great gargle half and half with water, also use peroxide as a gargle and great to store toothbrush in peroxide to keep squeaky clean.

don't forget the fresh lemon juice!

Oh no, this one is going nowhere good, in a hurry.

Potato cures them. Cut about size of little finger, coat with olive oil.
Potato draws. Not a joke. You can probably see refs on the net.

And finally, exfoliate the area using sand and a good ol' toilet brush. job done.

yes, onion "draws" into it the bacteria or sickness. Also, the starch (powder) from potatoes draw out bacteria or infection in wounds.

Garlic rubbed on bottoms of feet helps remove sickness from the body. Chinese medicine said that applying certain thing/medicines to the bottoms of the feet would circulate through the system much faster. Next time you are are sick and need to use VapoRub, apply some to your feet and shortly, you will actually taste it somewhat in your mouth.
Of course, lots of folks heard about cayenned pepper in the socks to keep feet/body warm, again through circulation through the system.

As with removing lice (made an earlier thread about it), if you or your child is running a fever, use a washcloth, dip it into a bowl that has some Apple Cidar Vinegar. Lightly dab the moist towel on forehead, neck, chest and feet. Shortly the fever should lower a bit. But allow the fever to continue low, as the body is using the fever to fight illness by burning it out. If considerable time has gone by (say about half hour) and the fever has not slowed down, go to or take child to emergency as this indicates a large infection/upper resp infection and/or possibly pneumonia.

for any idiots out there, please understand this is a joke.. do not do any of these horrible things to yourself.

Its eucalyptus clove cinnamon rosemary and lemon oil.

I put it on soles of feet at night before bed at first sign of spring and fall allergy symptoms. I'm able to avoid prescriptions and almost all otc drugs. Still need a couple squirts of Flonase now and then and a puff or two on the inhaler but this year I'm using colloidal silver in a nasal spray bottle in place of the Flonase and so far so good.

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Easier and cheaper is to simply drop a few drops of your own urine in your ear. Works like a charm!

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just kidding. ..

Astaxanthin is good so you can go out in the sun and not burn for a real long time. I have very pale skin and forgot and stayed in the sun weeding for 4 hours, not even a little pain.

No sunburn at all, and sitting in the sun with my morning coffee and my feet it the dirt is great.

Your daughter might come up with ideas, that involve her balls? Something. Does. Not. Compute.

Well, you probably won't worry about those pesky hemorrhoids at least. OMG the pain! Actually a squatty potty, or build your own squat seat so you squat when you poop and don't strain.

Chinese medicine huh? Must be true because it must be so old or something. Blood letting was from ancient Egyptians, do you recommend that as well? It's old so it must work. Leaches... swimming in flesh eating fish... I heard you can relieve tension by pulling your arms out of socket and snapping them back in. Have a crazy uncle? Drill a hole in his head to release the evil spirits.