Dead Bunny

Had a date a few months ago I thought you guys might get a kick out of...

I'd been talking to this girl for about a month. Cute, nice, but not too bright. I just got home from a business trip, and she calls me to ask me to come over. After telling her no for so long, I finally give and say yes.

I arrive at her place, and she's hammered along with a few of her friends... She has this pet bunny that's running around which I thought was cool, but not around drunk idiots. Anyways... One of her drunk neighbors comes over with their German Sheppard. This chick and I say hi after they had come into the girls bedroom where we were making out.

Within a few minutes of them arriving, I hear the distinct sound of a bunny distress call, and immediately know what happened. The girl and I run to the other room, and one of her friends hands her the dying bunny. Necks broken, but bunny is still crying. After about 10 seconds of the girl holding the bunny, it stops... Dead Bunny first date. Worst date ever.