DOOM BREAK: Bad In-Flight Announcements | |
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(OP) User ID: 63304242 United States 08/21/2015 08:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "The fuel light's on Gary! We're gonna die! We're gonna die! Oh wait, my bad, it was just the intercom." Last Edited by Shut Up Meg on 08/21/2015 08:53 AM |
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(OP) User ID: 63304242 United States 08/21/2015 09:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | From back when we allowed smoking on board.... Quoting: CalculusOfTheMind "Put out them butts, put on those belts...we're bringin' this mother in..." - Woh - I can't imagine what that must have been like, smoking section on planes. The good old days s Last Edited by Shut Up Meg on 08/21/2015 09:04 AM |
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User ID: 69710263 United States 08/21/2015 09:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Whilst checking Twitter for trending financial doom I ran across this: Quoting: Shut Up Meg #Bad In Flight Announcements Hilarious! Can you top them? "This isn't your pilot speaking." "We have a slight problem, I hope everyone's dental records are up to date." "If you look to your right you'll see Flight 1203 is challenging us to a race. Buckle up folks!" "For in-flight entertainment today the Captain has decided to see if the Bermuda Triangle really exists." [link to mobile.twitter.com (secure)] I would crawl under the seat and not come up til the landing. Honest. Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face – Thomas Sowell |
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INK User ID: 69876559 United States 08/21/2015 09:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | From back when we allowed smoking on board.... Quoting: CalculusOfTheMind "Put out them butts, put on those belts...we're bringin' this mother in..." - Woh - I can't imagine what that must have been like, smoking section on planes. The good old days s It was great! I was a smoker at the time and I'd like my Winston and order a drink. I was 21 at the time. |
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(OP) User ID: 63304242 United States 08/21/2015 09:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | K, just saw this one on Twit: "Do we have any volunteers to stick their arms out a window and flap real hard?" Last Edited by Shut Up Meg on 08/21/2015 09:39 AM |
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Sock Cooker User ID: 23646061 United Kingdom 08/21/2015 09:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "For those of you seated in the First Class cabin, please inflate your life jackets and use the wings to descend onto the dinghies. For those of you sitting in Economy...thank you for flying Lufthansa." "The question is, was that a failed takeoff attempt, or a very long wheelie?" |
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(OP) User ID: 63304242 United States 08/21/2015 10:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Whilst checking Twitter for trending financial doom I ran across this: Quoting: Shut Up Meg #Bad In Flight Announcements Hilarious! Can you top them? "This isn't your pilot speaking." "We have a slight problem, I hope everyone's dental records are up to date." "If you look to your right you'll see Flight 1203 is challenging us to a race. Buckle up folks!" "For in-flight entertainment today the Captain has decided to see if the Bermuda Triangle really exists." [link to mobile.twitter.com (secure)] I would crawl under the seat and not come up til the landing. Honest. I hear ya Beeches, I've always been a nervous flyer after 911 , it would prolly take me a minute to figure out they were joking. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 63435862 United States 08/21/2015 02:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This was on Amtrack from Kingman, AZ to St. Louis. First of all the train was late because the west bound train hit a hobo on the tracks 1/4 mile east of the station. So they had to investigate that. The next day we are traveling through New Mexico and the train stops in the middle of no where. We see train people outside and looking back at the train. Next came the announcement: "Does anyone have any duct tape so we can fix the train?" After about an hour we restarted but without use of the resturant car, the smoking car and all the bathrooms for the next 4 hours into Albuquerque, NM. |
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Waiting for IT User ID: 60327155 United Kingdom 09/03/2015 03:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Heres a good in-flight announcement... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70114662 "Welcome to Yorkshire Airlines..." This time in English, well Yorkshire [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
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