I am the survivalist that will take all your stuff when you are dead following the collapse. Ask me a question…

Go for it, I'll be dead right?

(Or in the bush with my rifle on your left testicle just waiting for you to actually touch something of mine)

Cheers ahole!

And best wishes to your progeny!

So tell me MR Elite Robber GUY, How will you divide my shoes amongst the men?
There is always the lint in my wallet, guess some could have that.

OOOH! I know what I will give you, the plague...

Best wishes, The dead guy.

Your meds will be out by then so you will not be able to keep it together much less aim so yha I am not to worried.
PS
That’s not a question…

Survivalist, eh..

Are an alien, capable of absorbing and dealing with the radioactive/Bio-Chem wasteland? No? Then your dead too.

No people, equals BAD.

Steal from the dead = steal from God = hell.

God I hope you are right, fool.

One leg or two?
I do have two shoes, they are a pair but can be split evenly.
The T1000 how you going to get by that guy?

Dear Dead guy,
Well I hate to tell you this but turns out paper money will not be worth anything after the fall so I will not be looking in your wallet.

No, No, I have what is called a PPE. for that.

So what you are saying is, my plan to pay you off with money might not go too well.
By that time I may have my inheritance from Nigeria, the lawyer said check is in the mail yesterday..
Should have some extra cash for you guys.

I will shoot you in the head, no question needed.

will you steal deer meat?

No

there will be plenty of fish and deer to eat in the woods for a week or so!

stock up!!!

Well if I am dead and you find me dead, then you can take my stuff, if we are both dead, then you will get nothing but your stuff taken from someone who is alive but, If
We are both alive, then I get to kill you and take your stuff, while I listen to you cry and beg me to not do it. So you atleast have some odds to play

OP is 13 years old.

he shall perish within a week of the cataclysm

my question is this

can you go away and never return?

We have to unite, not divide.

Actually I was born in the 70's

well lah de dah mister rich guy! we used to dream of having two shoes!!

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No and yes

Correction:
OP was born in the 70s but has the social intelligence of a 13 yo

What is your issue? Always judging people sheeesh

Only those who wish me dead, or otherwise ill-disposed. Make a different thread, maybe you'll do better next time. I wouldn't ever wish you dead, but I'd be ok watching you crawl away with a testicle hanging out if you tried to touch what is and always will be mine (there's not much, but I love what there is too much to let some threat-hurling turd on the web touch it)

When you die in the collapse how is that my fault?

I do hope the OP coming back, I did make a loot list for him.
You can add a pair of crutches too, well the pads are gone but still good.
I do have a pantry of adult diapers, you may need these when you try the neighbors.
How in the hell the guy found depleted uranium rounds is beyond me.
The only a 50 something he said he was artillery in Iraq, I guess I believe him.
Why he needed three is not my concern.

Anyways the adult diapers will come of use just head to the left out the front pasture.

You're cool

All I need is a little hunk of possum hide and a length of kudzuu vine. You can have the other bullshit.

Op I might be a little hard of hearing and might sight is well...

I think you are trying to ignore me.
I am only trying to help you out is all.

I did find my old kidney, I put in a jar for keepsake.
This I will bequeath you, the looter guy.