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Think cats can't be dicks? Think again.

 
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Fuck shit up
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Any tard that can't discern what a set-up video is should not be on the internet.
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clappa ban stupid people and their cats.
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Own dogs...not cats.
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Wow, so pussy is sometimes a dick!?!......well that's duality out of the window boom33
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Wow, so pussy is sometimes a dick!?!......well that's duality out of the window boom33
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chuckle
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nothing new with this video
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I have a cat that only thinks with his dick.
He who knows everything, knows he knows nothing.
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 Quoting: Dixie Darlin'


Cats are the biggest dicks, where have you been? lol
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Cats are some pretty smart little fuckers. Our house cat is pretty awesome too. Black and white. Looks like the ba hambug cat eekers posted. He cuddles up alot to my three year old son and my wife. Me? Eh just when he wants food
 Quoting: El Penguino


she loves cuddling up to me when i watch tv, but if i try to pet her she bites me. what a bitch LOL
 Quoting: eekers


Damn. Your cat sounds mean. My cat has never attempted a bite??? He does like to scratch however if I over pet him
 Quoting: El Penguino


the other two are very sweet, but the older one is a meanie.

they are all rescues.
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Declawing a cat will turn it into a biter.
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she loves cuddling up to me when i watch tv, but if i try to pet her she bites me. what a bitch LOL
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Damn. Your cat sounds mean. My cat has never attempted a bite??? He does like to scratch however if I over pet him
 Quoting: El Penguino


the other two are very sweet, but the older one is a meanie.

they are all rescues.
 Quoting: eekers


Declawing a cat will turn it into a biter.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69499225


so if we smash its teeth in as well it may turn into a hugger?.....that would be nice :)
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I have only known cats to behave like cats. They do not have human emotions, or rather, human motives behind their behavior. If they act aggressive, it is because they feel threatened or scared.

Many cats will do naughty things to get attention because they know that doing those things is the only way to get the human's attention. If humans neglect their cats, then the cats do what they can to get the attention they need. If you don't have the time or ability to take care of your cats, or are just too lazy and ignore them most of the time, then you shouldn't be a cat owner.
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 Quoting: Dixie Darlin'


it was just hunting
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Many years ago when I was full of testosterone I had a room mate who had a cat which I hated.

We lived in an apartment with a 'split' stairway with a balcony. Underneath the balcony was a couch in a living room.

One day the cat came into my room and interrupted something I was into. So, I picked her up and walked to the balcony and dropped her from the balcony onto the couch a few feet below. She wasn't even phased.

Later that evening, she curled up in my lap (on the same couch) as we were relaxing to some TV. A few minutes later she got up and walked away. She had left me a gift on a brand new expensive sweater, a smelly, nasty turd, lodged firmly in the fabric of the sweater.

Yeah, I got what was coming to me and I learned a lesson about cats too.
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07/26/2015 06:36 PM
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So they set up the pizza where they knew the cat would jump and placed the New Yorker there and then they try to get the OMG funny youtube video to get hits promoting their company.

Lame.
Brussel Sprouts are bitter

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Hahaha!

lmao

that cat hates you

he did it on purpose


Ever mind the saying "dogs have owners, cats have servants"
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 Quoting: SmokingLoon


PRICELESS!!! And so true!!!!!

"day 983 of my captivity....

The only thing that keeps me going are dreams of my escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet...."


!!pfft!!...........

lmao
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Just shut up and remember who's boss around that dump of yours.
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07/26/2015 08:30 PM
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 Quoting: Dixie Darlin'


I would've taken that cat and broken it in half. That's why I don't own cats.
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hopefully you don't have kids either. cattheend
Brussel Sprouts are bitter

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I have only known cats to behave like cats. They do not have human emotions, or rather, human motives behind their behavior. If they act aggressive, it is because they feel threatened or scared.

Many cats will do naughty things to get attention because they know that doing those things is the only way to get the human's attention. If humans neglect their cats, then the cats do what they can to get the attention they need. If you don't have the time or ability to take care of your cats, or are just too lazy and ignore them most of the time, then you shouldn't be a cat owner.
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most cat owners know that

because they have suffered it
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07/26/2015 09:15 PM
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All animals can be dicks afaik. My favorite is when cats have to lay down on your favorite sitting spot/sleeping spot and look at you like the devil when you move them. Also sleeping on your head and licking you awake with their weird tongues.
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 Quoting: SmokingLoon


PRICELESS!!! And so true!!!!!

"day 983 of my captivity....

The only thing that keeps me going are dreams of my escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet...."


!!pfft!!...........

lmao
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I always thought being dicks was something cats had in common.
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Thanks for putting that video up OP ...I lost my Yorkie a few days ago to heart failure , I loved that dog and had her from 6 months old until she passed on at 12 yrs old ..She hated cats ,dogs ,black people black kids ,anything that walked on 2 legs she hated , but she loved me and would spend her days sleeping by the side of me .I have been inconsolable and as she had to be put to sleep I held her as they did it , she knew she was leaving before me and licked my cheek just before she drew her last breath I actually cried my eyes out and for a man of 52 who is not shocked by anything it suprised me even the nurse was in tears by my dogs last actions ....... Still hurting and crying .
 Quoting: saviour12631


Sorry for the loss of your Yorkie-losing a loved animal companion is rough.

Before one of my cats passed because she was ill, she crawled up on my chest and sat with her head under my neck. She'd never done that before.

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Hahaha!

lmao

that cat hates you

he did it on purpose


Ever mind the saying "dogs have owners, cats have servants"
 Quoting: Brussel Sprouts are bitter


LOL this is true.

Human feeds dog, dog believes human is god.

Human feeds cat, cat believes cats musts be god!! LOL
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Fuck shit up
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hahah those bastards don't listen!! :catbreathe:
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Fuck shit up
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hahah those bastards don't listen!!
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 Quoting: eekers


I'm highly amused by the goldfish in the cats martini glass. :p
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Hahaha!

lmao

that cat hates you

he did it on purpose


Ever mind the saying "dogs have owners, cats have servants"
 Quoting: Brussel Sprouts are bitter


LOL this is true.

Human feeds dog, dog believes human is god.

Human feeds cat, cat believes cats musts be god!! LOL
 Quoting: eekers


absolutely!

have you ever tried giving any of your cats fresh meat or chicken livers or hearts?

it won't eat ANYTHING anymore after that, and not only that, it will take revenge on you if you even dare to give it regular catfood after that
I have flaws, I was just as surprised as you when I found out!

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