Mom Demands ‘Tougher Fireworks Laws’ After Son Lights Them Off Head and Dies

They should keep his memory by telling everyone to not do what he did.

That way fireworks are much safer. No law will bring him back. Only knowledge of what he did will save lives. To say nothing of people that would otherwise go to jail if fireworks were outlawed.

How dumb does a dumb fuck need to be to need to be told that lighting explosives on said dumbfuck's head is a bad idea?

What an idiot. I get so upset when families blame everyone else except their kid. She's looking for someone to sue.

Need more stringent breeding laws for those with low I.Q.'s.

There will be a new warning on all fireworks that states.

DO NOT FIRE FROM TOP OF HEAD!
DO NOT FIRE FROM MOUTH!
DO NOT FIRE FROM RECTUM!
DO NOT FIRE FROM NOSTRIL!
DO NOT FIRE FROM PENIS!
DO NOT FIRE FROM VAGINA!

Might as well add more warnings to shit like "dont jam this knife in your peehole" and "gasoline is not a sex lube"

Fucking dopes.

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That's because Common Sense has left the building. I have ZERO sympathy for her loss. Genetically, he was a total loss for being that stupid drunk to blow his head away. Sorry gang, I call it as I see it. Cruel as that sounds. The mother sounds like one of those entitled folks that get all pissy when shit goes wrong for her, case in point, the loss of her son. About the only thing that will come out of this epic disaster is a Darwin Award. She wants to take a giant shit on everyone else due to her loss. I reckon she never taught him safety and/or sanity.

Tougher fireworks laws my ass!

To her I simply say

Need more stringent breeding laws for those with low I.Q.'s.

Thats an underline. Not a highlight.

Again, he's from the state of Maine. You can't be a redneck or confederate in Maine. Maine wasn't a confederate state.

Anxiously awaiting another retard response.

this is why rednecks or silly confederates don't need fireworks..they are to stupid

He wanted to die

He was from maine

He was from maine

Maine is full of back woods inbreds.

Fucking ridiculous.

Like people who who want to further legislate guns or flags or the relationships of consenting adults or booze or smokes or even drugs.

People are going to do what they're going to do; people dumb enough to light a firework off on their head aren't going to fare well.

"That’s right, she isn’t blaming her son, or circumstance for the 4th of July death. She is blaming the fireworks and the lack of even more laws regulating them.

Devon Staples, 22, was – by all accounts – drinking with his friends when he accidentally blew himself up with a mortar tube. But apparently his mother is not blaming the alcohol."

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Kid was gay and ego-dystonic about his homosexuality.