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Help! The Devil's Plotting To Keep Us Alive & Well!!!

 
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Help! The Devil's Plotting To Keep Us Alive & Well!!!
He plants a craving for sugar so the catabolic hormones won't take over and corrode us from the inside out, and so we generate the dreadful adenosine triphosphate!

He plants a craving for sex as an opportunity to alleviate anxiety & have children!

He plants a craving for humor to keep our hearts light!

He plants a craving for music as a comforting sanctuary!

He plants a craving for expression to combat repression & release seething unease!

He plants a craving for sense of purpose & will so as not to favor nihilism & extinction!

What a fucking generative bastard!

Energy is gross! Fucking life, blech.

Shouldn't it be our life's goal to become slaves of death by obliterating these icky, sinful cravings once & for all?

Won't someone save us?

We'd be forever grateful (and dead n' depleted).

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Re: Help! The Devil's Plotting To Keep Us Alive & Well!!!
Won't someone save us?

 Quoting: cerebrose


well George Soros is in town,
you could ask him

no wait ....

he IS the devil

never mind

carry on
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Re: Help! The Devil's Plotting To Keep Us Alive & Well!!!
Won't someone save us?

 Quoting: cerebrose


well George Soros is in town,
you could ask him

no wait ....

he IS the devil

never mind

carry on
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5943928


I suppose I was thinking, more like, Death incarnate.

Thread: On the Subject of Obliviating the Incarnation of Death with Gooey White Stuff...
Without energy life would be extinguished instantaneously, and the cellular fabric would collapse. - Albert Szent-Györgyi

What the midnight creep said to the fine black sheep: Help me stir her stolen blood with the jealousy of death above... [link to musescore.com (secure)]





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