He plants a craving for sugar so the catabolic hormones won't take over and corrode us from the inside out, and so we generate the dreadful adenosine triphosphate!

He plants a craving for sex as an opportunity to alleviate anxiety & have children!

He plants a craving for humor to keep our hearts light!

He plants a craving for music as a comforting sanctuary!

He plants a craving for expression to combat repression & release seething unease!

He plants a craving for sense of purpose & will so as not to favor nihilism & extinction!

What a fucking generative bastard!

Energy is gross! Fucking life, blech.

Shouldn't it be our life's goal to become slaves of death by obliterating these icky, sinful cravings once & for all?

Won't someone save us?

We'd be forever grateful (and dead n' depleted).

:)