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15-year old Swedish girl auctions off her virginity to help fund a local mosque for her Muslim friends

 
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15-year old Swedish girl auctions off her virginity to help fund a local mosque for her Muslim friends
This can't be real!!!

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A 15-year old Swedish girl from the town of Orebro has decided to do something rather unconventional for what she feels is a good cause. On the 30th of May, she uploaded an auctioning item on the Swedish auctioning site Barnebys.se - but the highest bidder won’t be going home with a new watch or a nice new bathroom mirror – what the girl is putting up for auction is far more intangible - it so just happens be her virginity.
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06/01/2015 05:53 AM
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Re: 15-year old Swedish girl auctions off her virginity to help fund a local mosque for her Muslim friends
Why not? They have already donated their heads.
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06/01/2015 05:54 AM
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[this place for hire]

Last Edited by Face Palmer on 06/01/2015 05:59 AM
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women
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Please be satire
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06/01/2015 05:58 AM
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Re: 15-year old Swedish girl auctions off her virginity to help fund a local mosque for her Muslim friends
This can't be real!!!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23209277


you're most likely right about that. geez..get a life, man.
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Re: 15-year old Swedish girl auctions off her virginity to help fund a local mosque for her Muslim friends
Please be satire
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If you check the frontpage, it surely is.

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"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women
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06/01/2015 06:00 AM
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satire
If you think a thread is important enough for others to read, go to page one and click on the green pin!!!
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06/01/2015 06:03 AM
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Please be satire
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23209277


If you check the frontpage, it surely is.

[link to www.thestatelyharold.com]
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Damn I was going to make a bid. lol
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06/01/2015 06:05 AM
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Re: 15-year old Swedish girl auctions off her virginity to help fund a local mosque for her Muslim friends
Please be satire
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23209277


If you check the frontpage, it surely is.

[link to www.thestatelyharold.com]
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Damn I was going to make a bid. lol
 Quoting: NODOOM


Better take that money to your favorite hooker. Or do you want more mosques around the world?
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women
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06/01/2015 06:06 AM
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Im starting to think Swedes are suicidal as a nation.
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06/01/2015 06:09 AM
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Ok it's satire, sorry, but sick satire. Like Louis ck pedo snl skit and the black mom daughter molestation video, fuck this world
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06/01/2015 06:42 AM
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Re: 15-year old Swedish girl auctions off her virginity to help fund a local mosque for her Muslim friends
Hilda’s family is very supportive of her decision. The mother, who’s also an avid feminist, is very open minded about all things sex, and the father, while slightly bothered by it all, stands behind whatever his wife and daughter wants to do. Hilda’s sister, who’s currently 13, is considering doing the same thing when she turns 15. And what of Ahmed, Hilda’s boyfriend? Well according to our Swedish sources he is unbelievably calm considering the circumstances and has paradoxically been quoted as saying “I hit it first” in a local newspaper.
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06/01/2015 06:46 AM
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Wow. Just wow. That is just sick.
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Wrong on so many levels!
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What do you expect from a fucked up nordic white country that has been pussyfied and islamified.
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06/01/2015 07:57 AM
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Re: 15-year old Swedish girl auctions off her virginity to help fund a local mosque for her Muslim friends
Ok, that would definitely not qualify as a "sacrifice" for a man bustin nuts for "the common good".
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06/01/2015 07:58 AM
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i.. i better not comment on this, too risky.....
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Re: 15-year old Swedish girl auctions off her virginity to help fund a local mosque for her Muslim friends
The VETO is where the true asset value lies in this.

By buying this, a bank or financial institution would be, in effect, buying the right to VETO the woman from ever having children or having sex.

If she did, they could sue her, pretty much for limitless money.

Furthermore, it is, in effect, tradable, so there si nothing from a bidder from selling the VETO to a financial institution in, say, the Cayman Islands to sit on.

As she gets ever closer to, say 45, when she would lose the ability to have children, so its value would soar as she would have to shell out huge amounts to buy it back, probably running into millions.
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Re: 15-year old Swedish girl auctions off her virginity to help fund a local mosque for her Muslim friends
Auctions off her cunny.
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06/01/2015 08:12 AM
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5 * for good satire.
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06/01/2015 08:13 AM
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More proof of a diabolical religion.
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06/01/2015 08:19 AM
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Please be satire
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If you check the frontpage, it surely is.

[link to www.thestatelyharold.com]
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Damn it!!!
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06/01/2015 08:25 AM
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What do you expect from a fucked up nordic white country that has been pussyfied and islamified.
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They're just trying to please you Moishe.



Isn't this what you wanted them to do?
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06/01/2015 01:47 PM
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This is insane!
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Please be satire
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Of course it's satire!

lol
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I like the post about Pizza Hut introducing their Twinkies Crust pizza. YUM.
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Re: 15-year old Swedish girl auctions off her virginity to help fund a local mosque for her Muslim friends
I hope a black dude with a 12" monster cock bought her in order to discourage this type of behaviour in the future.
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i.. i better not comment on this, too risky.....
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1 down, 71 to go?
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Sure? you never know with Sweden





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