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So you have to poop real bad on the Vegas Strip??

 
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So you have to poop real bad on the Vegas Strip??
Aria - Through main entrance doors, turn immediately to the right. That is the closest bathroom. It's right by the hallway that leads to Deuce Lounge. The other closest one is to the left right past the coffee shop.

Mirage - Turn immediately to your right once you walk through the main doors. You'll see the mermaid statue with her tits out. Head right past the front desk area with the aquarium behind it amd walk towards 1OAK. There's a bathroom right across.

New York New York - Bottom floor entrance to the left of Nine Fine Irishmen, go to the left and head behind the escalators. There's lots of shitters in there. If you enter through the doors farther south (right side of Nine Fine Irishmen from the outside) immediately to your left are restrooms across from the sportsbook screens. Only a couple poop chairs here in the men's room so bear that in mind.

Paris - If you're walking up the Strip (towards the Stratosphere, down the Strip is towards Luxor) enter through the side door right by where the cars are pulling in and out. Straight ahead and to your right, you can pee or poop at the bathrooms.

Hooters - Walk through the main entrance and walk along the left hand side of the casino (past the bars and towards the actual Hooters restaurant) and you'll see the bathrooms there. If this is closed, walk to the very back of the casino and towards the right hand side, you'll see another place to plop plop.

Slots A Fun - Right next to Circus Circus and easier to head straight to to back and to the left past the bar. Places to pee and poop. Also the loosest slots on the Strip and pretty cheap drinks for the Strip.

Bally's - If you pass through the walkway from Paris to Bally's inside the casino, as soon as you reach the entrance to Bally's turn right and you'll see the bathrooms. Added bonus: Water fountains! Free water isn't something you can find at most casinos now. Save your water bottle and refill it here to save a buck from street vendors or three bucks from a casino store.

Venice - Walk through main doors. Once you get past foyer and into casino, head left and keep going straight until you see the bathrooms. Bonus: Another rare Vegas strip casino that has a water fountain. Refill bottles here to save money.

That's a few but I'll update. Hope that saves someone from pooping their pants one day!
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Re: So you have to poop real bad on the Vegas Strip??
What a strange thread. I'll keep it in mind if I find myself in Vegas.

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Re: So you have to poop real bad on the Vegas Strip??
Oops, second bathroom on New York New York should be farther North. Right side of the Irish pub.
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Re: So you have to poop real bad on the Vegas Strip??
There are lots of good places to poop in Las Vegas
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Re: So you have to poop real bad on the Vegas Strip??
Pin please
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Re: So you have to poop real bad on the Vegas Strip??
If only you knew the Bible so well.
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Re: So you have to poop real bad on the Vegas Strip??
If only you knew the Bible so well.
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This post could actually help save someone from crapping their pants one day.
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Re: So you have to poop real bad on the Vegas Strip??
I almost shit myself on the way to Vegas. I was in no man's land after state line and blew out at the M casino. This would have been helpful entering the M. Barely made it.
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Re: So you have to poop real bad on the Vegas Strip??
Holy fucking shit!

And if you're at the Hoover Dam you take the elevator
Down to the paid parking lot to the bathrooms.
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Re: So you have to poop real bad on the Vegas Strip??
this is legit...props to you sir and 5 stars...almost reminds me of a video game walkthrough..

The fact that cocaine is undoubtedly going to find your nostrils during your vegas trip and the fact that you will immediately need to relieve yourself makes this even more relevant. I may even print this and store it in my wallet for safe keeping for the bachelor party I will be attending the second weekend of september...

Bravo!
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Re: So you have to poop real bad on the Vegas Strip??
I think most people in Vegas wear depends
Think about it, would you really want to leave a hot table or slot machine to go and take a dump?
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Re: So you have to poop real bad on the Vegas Strip??
Shit wherever convenient.

Wipe ass with dirty hooker newspapers.
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Re: So you have to poop real bad on the Vegas Strip??
I think most people in Vegas wear depends
Think about it, would you really want to leave a hot table or slot machine to go and take a dump?
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I agree to disagree...but I am a poker/sports room aficionado...I cannot fathom wagering (spending) money on a table(s) where my odds have somewhat nothing to do with my skills. Both of my preferred environments will allow for a 10 minute break.

But, I see where you are coming from.
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Re: So you have to poop real bad on the Vegas Strip??
very very strange and unusual thread.
and it is about poop, hahaha
nonedaless good informative post. i am surprised and amazed.
thank you
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Re: So you have to poop real bad on the Vegas Strip??
If only you knew the Bible so well.
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tons of pages to tear out and use for TP. can shit just about anywhere if you got a bible.
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Re: So you have to poop real bad on the Vegas Strip??
Aria - Through main entrance doors, turn immediately to the right. That is the closest bathroom. It's right by the hallway that leads to Deuce Lounge. The other closest one is to the left right past the coffee shop.

Mirage - Turn immediately to your right once you walk through the main doors. You'll see the mermaid statue with her tits out. Head right past the front desk area with the aquarium behind it amd walk towards 1OAK. There's a bathroom right across.

New York New York - Bottom floor entrance to the left of Nine Fine Irishmen, go to the left and head behind the escalators. There's lots of shitters in there. If you enter through the doors farther south (right side of Nine Fine Irishmen from the outside) immediately to your left are restrooms across from the sportsbook screens. Only a couple poop chairs here in the men's room so bear that in mind.

Paris - If you're walking up the Strip (towards the Stratosphere, down the Strip is towards Luxor) enter through the side door right by where the cars are pulling in and out. Straight ahead and to your right, you can pee or poop at the bathrooms.

Hooters - Walk through the main entrance and walk along the left hand side of the casino (past the bars and towards the actual Hooters restaurant) and you'll see the bathrooms there. If this is closed, walk to the very back of the casino and towards the right hand side, you'll see another place to plop plop.

Slots A Fun - Right next to Circus Circus and easier to head straight to to back and to the left past the bar. Places to pee and poop. Also the loosest slots on the Strip and pretty cheap drinks for the Strip.

Bally's - If you pass through the walkway from Paris to Bally's inside the casino, as soon as you reach the entrance to Bally's turn right and you'll see the bathrooms. Added bonus: Water fountains! Free water isn't something you can find at most casinos now. Save your water bottle and refill it here to save a buck from street vendors or three bucks from a casino store.

Venice - Walk through main doors. Once you get past foyer and into casino, head left and keep going straight until you see the bathrooms. Bonus: Another rare Vegas strip casino that has a water fountain. Refill bottles here to save money.

That's a few but I'll update. Hope that saves someone from pooping their pants one day!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69302607


Turn this into an APP on Android and iphone. Doesn't have to be limited to Vegas though.
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Re: So you have to poop real bad on the Vegas Strip??
you forgot the pool at the Hard Rock
and the fountains at the Bellagio.
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Re: So you have to poop real bad on the Vegas Strip??
OP seems to hang out in Vegas a lot AND is a professional pooper

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Re: So you have to poop real bad on the Vegas Strip??
About 30 years ago I was playing craps at a downtown casino in vegas. The table was packed, the dice were hot, everybody was drinking and was winning. I was betting $5 to $10amd was $200 ahead. People who were betting $20 to $50 were ahead $800 to $1000+. But everybody had to go to the bathroom. The casino didn't want people to leave with their winnings so they literally shut down the table while everybody ran to the trough in the bathroom. As everybody was pissing we were all giving each other high fives. One of those Vegas moments. Believe it was at the Golden Gate.





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