Will New Madrid EQ set off Yellowstone? Or West Coast EQ set it off?

POLL: Biggest Threat of Natural Disasters
West Coast Major Quake (over 8.0)
Yellowstone blows
New Madrid Quake (over 8.0)
Canary Island Volcano Landslide causing East Coast tsunami
All of the above?
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1. Closed Walmarts

2. Umteen dissolvable caskets ordered

3. Weird govt movements in New Madrid states

4. Yellowstone constant gurgling and threatening to blow

5. Drought in West Coast causing possible drastic EQ?

Which earthquake will start off he chain of events? West Coast jerking Yellowstone which blows, causing New Madrid to erupt?

Volcano on Canary Island blows causing major EQ and landslide into Atlantic causing massive tsunami which wipes out East Coast and Washington DC?

New Madrid rumbles into life, splitting the USA into two countries with the great lakes pouring down the Mississippi and joining the Gulf?

West Coast EQ splits California from the USA, shipping it far into the Pacific where it becomes it's own country?

Are all these current military activities like buying millions of coffins, closing Walmarts for mysterious reasons, FEMA camps and movement of military vehicles on train lines related to EQ's?

What's your opinion, or do you have another scenario??