Nobody's stage, everybody's act.

P. Rich - A computer programmer who doubles as a comedian and is creating an AI system that will one day translate animal language.

C. Manuel - Test subject for P.Rich's experiments.

T. Baggins - Evil sorcerer who wants P.Rich's AI system to take over the world.

D. Lerious - The Alchemist and arch nemesis of T.Baggins. Also has plans for the AI system to create the ultimate MMORPG.

N. Bodiwyse - The farmers wife. Just planting shit really.

B. Yusof - The farmer, who milks cows, feeds chickens and is trying to breed the black budgie.

N. Emm - The CIA informant addicted to a new brand of coke. Pepsitides.

F. Stikan - A German tourist stalker with an account at the hardware store.