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channelling SATAN

 
theblueprince
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i am here to serve god. i fell from god after a vote was held in heaven. in the beginning, i was there with god, and i was god. i voted that we should force man to be righteous and i was cast out.

if they didn't want me to force the people of earth to be righteous, then why did they cast me to the earth? i will teach them in the ways of truth and they shall be righteous.

i go to my certain destruction, but on my way there i will do the work of them from whom i am forever severed.

it is in my heart to reach the heights of heaven, yet a great pit awaits me where i will burn long into eternity.
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I'd be careful, if I were you. Remixing the marketing of the opposition and calling it channeling could make you less than popular with the wrong guy here ;)
Is 'Question everything!' a good idea? (The Gödel take on conspiracy theories)
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pile of shit.
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i think i channeled satan or some of his demons before.
ill tell you it didnt end well, man they did they fuck me up.
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i have mixed myself with man, and that man is white and beautiful, as was his mother.

that man is as much me as i myself am me.

he was set here to rise you up in the ways of wisdom and restore your faith in god; he is every bit as much me as i myself am me.

and alas, he cometh with me to the pit.

but not before he goeth will he redeem the men of earth to their true god.

he is my son.
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my son is me and i am my son.

he liveth from generation to generation with no blemish.

he is raised up in the ways of the wisdom of fire.


god, whom i was, whom i was with in the beginning, has used blemishes and unflattering pigmentation as a curse for those men whom he loves. one day the righteous will inherit bodies which are incorruptible and more beautiful than can be imagined with a mind of flesh.

he knows how to keep people separate and pure until the time comes to mix the righteous with the righteous.

he knows how to humble his chosen so that he will be pleased in their time of knowing that they have been chosen to live eternally.

and my son is white and beautiful throughout his generations, but he shall not inherit but fire and damnation... such is my commitment to you all upon the earth.
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ok, so that's part one. channeling SATAN is not easy, but i'll be back later... i hang out here.
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i have mixed myself with man, and that man is white and beautiful, as was his mother.

that man is as much me as i myself am me.

he was set here to rise you up in the ways of wisdom and restore your faith in god; he is every bit as much me as i myself am me.

and alas, he cometh with me to the pit.

but not before he goeth will he redeem the men of earth to their true god.

he is my son.
 Quoting: theblueprince


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You can't force someone to love you, it has to be their free will.
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You can't force someone to love you, it has to be their free will.
 Quoting: BRIEF


i would say the exact same thing as you, but we will have to wait until tomorrow to find out what SATAN says.

toodledoo.





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