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VIDEO : Philosophy for Old Age..

 
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By George Carlin..



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The Golden Years

THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST,
I CANNOT SEE, I CANNOT PEE
I CANNOT CHEW, I CANNOT SCREW
MY MEMORY SHRINKS, MY HEARING STINKS,
NO SENSE OF SMELL, I LOOK LIKE HELL,
MY BODY'S DROOPING, GOT TROBLE POOPING.
THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST,
THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY ASS

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By George Carlin..



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The Golden Years

THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST,
I CANNOT SEE, I CANNOT PEE
I CANNOT CHEW, I CANNOT SCREW
MY MEMORY SHRINKS, MY HEARING STINKS,
NO SENSE OF SMELL, I LOOK LIKE HELL,
MY BODY'S DROOPING, GOT TROBLE POOPING.
THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST,
THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY ASS

tounge
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nice,
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OLD AGE IS A PHILOSOPHY...

DEFINE PHILOSOPHY...

the study of the fundamental nature of knowledge, reality, and existence, especially when considered as an academic discipline...

AND WHAT IS NATURE???

1.the phenomena of the physical world collectively, including plants, animals, the landscape, and other features and products of the earth, as opposed to humans or human creations...

THE PHYSICAL WORLD AS WE SEE IT THROUGH OUR SENSES...

AND OUR SENSES DECIEVE AND TRICK US EVERY STEP OF 'THE WAY'...

IN OUR OWN TRUTH!!!

DEFINE HUMAN...

1650AD BLACKS LAW DICTIONARY DEFINES HUMAN AS 'MONSTER'...

AND WE TAKE THIS NAME FOR OURSELF'S!!!

AS SOON AS WE CALL OURSELF'S HUMAN...

WE GIVE UP OUR POWER AND AUTHORITY TO INHEIT 'THE EARTH'...

AND LIVE FOREVER...

ALL WE HAVE LEFT IS A PHILOSOPHY OF OLD AGE!!!

WHICH IS AN ACADEMIC DISCIPLINE...
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Just beautiful!

Thank you for posting thishfhf
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why are humans and human works not considered nature?
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OK....I love GLP....don't want say why....just do....hf

Great advice....for any age...imho
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why are humans and human works not considered nature?
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HUMAN???

WRONG WORD...

MAN!!!

MAN CONTROLS NATURE...

FOR MAN TO BE NATURE...

THEN HE CAN NOT CONTROL NATURE!!!

HOW DOES MAN CONTROL NATURE???

ACCEPT 'THE TRUTH'...

'THE TRUTH' IS ABSOLUTE!!!

IN, WHAT IS ABSOLUTE ALL THING ARE POSSIBLE...
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why are humans and human works not considered nature?
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HUMAN???

WRONG WORD...

MAN!!!

MAN CONTROLS NATURE...

FOR MAN TO BE NATURE...

THEN HE CAN NOT CONTROL NATURE!!!

HOW DOES MAN CONTROL NATURE???

ACCEPT 'THE TRUTH'...

'THE TRUTH' IS ABSOLUTE!!!

IN, WHAT IS ABSOLUTE ALL THING ARE POSSIBLE...
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lol

the vast majority on earth can't even control themselves as of yet...

most certainly with regard to their ego/s
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mankind is currently subject unto nature for the most part

and the natural Laws thereof
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Great words to live by..... 5 Stars!






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11And I saw a great white throne, and one sitting upon it, from whose face the earth and heaven fled away, and there was no place found for them. 12And I saw the dead, great and small, standing in the presence of the throne, and the books were opened; and another book was opened, which is the book of life; and the dead were judged by those things which were written in the books, according to their works. 13And the sea gave up the dead that were in it, and death and hell gave up their dead that were in them; and they were judged every one according to their works. 14And hell and death were cast into the pool of fire. This is the second death. 15And whosoever was not found written in the book of life, was cast into the pool of fire.


How about a philosophy that deals with AFTER life.

How empty is a life that is all about having fun.

Pathetic.
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not real fond of carlin, he was not the sharpest knife in the house...
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why are humans and human works not considered nature?
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Some do! I certainly do.

Its our greatest flaw or long standing mistake. The notion that man can control and is somehow seperate from nature can be traced to the foundations of the Abrahamic religions. The garden of Eden etc.

The reality is we have never left the garden of Eden. We have just lost the ability to see that, due to 3000 years of brainwashing.

There are examples of American Indians being introduced to Chrisitianity who were like "Wait a second....You telling me my forefathers were kicked out of paradise....wow how can you respect your environment if you think you exist outside of it, and can control it for your own selfish gains......your fucked you known"

Everything is natural, including fukishima, wars, skyrises (just like ant hills), cars and GLP.

And long after we're gone the garden will continue, with or without us.
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Wonderful OP!

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not real fond of carlin, he was not the sharpest knife in the house...
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you kidding...that guy was a genious more awake then you (and most) ever will be...hf


Peace
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not real fond of carlin, he was not the sharpest knife in the house...
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That was sarcasm, right? blink
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not real fond of carlin, he was not the sharpest knife in the house...
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You know nothing
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Great words though I don't believe Carlin said them. And he would never have approved this soft, terrible music, to back up his words...peace
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Great words though I don't believe Carlin said them. And he would never have approved this soft, terrible music, to back up his words...peace
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I agree. Watched the whole vid. Not Carlin but it was still rather profound to me.
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Great words though I don't believe Carlin said them. And he would never have approved this soft, terrible music, to back up his words...peace
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I agree. Watched the whole vid. Not Carlin but it was still rather profound to me.
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Yeah, a little tame for Carlin. Here is some stand-up on being old. True form.

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I am sad to say that I bought tickets for his last tour. Had nobody to go with. Live in retard America. Missed the show, then he died the next year
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Beautiful, OP!
not only for old age hf
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