I want to open up a restaurant called 'Allah Snackbar'. What you think?

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

yep, you can have Bacon Tuesdays or maybe Ham and Cheese Wednesdays. Perhaps behead a pig in the dining room

I think it will be blown up in the first week

HUMAN BBQ ?

It would never work. The muslim groups would sue you for defamation and even if they didn't win they'd keep protesting outside and harassing customers. If they didn't do something more drastic, that is.

Pig in a poke monday special!

There will be a sausage fest at Allah Snackbar
in San Francisco!

You can make 2 times the money!

Open a whorehouse featuring goats in lingerie .....after the goats have enough "marinade" injected, they can be roasted and served at the snackbar....mo munny!....

Bacon wrapped pork chop on a Kaiser roll.

Probably so but Id risk it just because the snackbars nomsayin ?

I think that it will be a bomb.

LOL that is some humorous word play

like naming a salon "Turn your head and Coif"

You could serve beer and call it "camel piss"

here's you a logo, and look, they're already out advertising for you!

Hahahahahahaha- NICE!

a la snackbar

you're welcome

i'd eat there.

No mate. don't do it.


i know your feeling but GOD said to me to U DONT DO THIS SHIT

would you like special sauce on that sausage?

make sure that every dish contains pork.

pork in buns for appetizers!

the steak special comes with a side of bacon and a machete

dont forget beverages. see if you can find a beer that is made from pork collagen. and dont serve water, only pork blood

make this your house special [link to en.wikipedia.org]

And after this Snackbar blows up, I suggest you open Allah's Juice Bar.

You might have the same results though.

Will you serve fAllahfels?

Dolla Snackbar maybe? Managed by Ollie Akbar
Featuring table side meat carving and searing !

And a hajj podge of other options including crab that can be smashed at the table using large stones

You could always call the place. The Infadeli and serve nothing but pork based sandwiches or Kosher meats

Good luck. It will only be open for a few hours before it's turned into ash.

I was thinking tell the waitors all wear traditional white robes and white hat and tell waitresses to cover up their faces. And hang photos of jihad fighters on the wall. Then there will be Muslim music from the stereo.

Oh that was a good design logo by the way. Can I use it in front of my restaurant?