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What did God do with Adam's penis bone?

 
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Random thought I had just now.
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think about cock often do you?

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SAYS THE ONE THAT JUST COULDN'T RESIST OPENING THIS THREAD.
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Re: What did God do with Adam's penis bone?
If it was the penis bone, would it change the result?

Adam / Eve had 'compressed' genetic codes of all races.
They were looking like Caucasians (and they were twins).

After the code extraction period (reproduction), all races formed / shaped from only two sweet people.

You know, a zipped / compressed file can include many files.
But you would see it as one file, if you don't extract.
Genetic code extraction works in same way.

If you focus on the reasons, you can't see the result.
GOD designs and creates everything perfectly.
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Back then they were not bones, they were sticks. New models evolved to the newer and better bones.
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He buried it with the dinosaur bones
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Ah no,he used it to prop up a table leg in the kitchen
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He buried it with the dinosaur bones
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Ah no,he used it to prop up a table leg in the kitchen
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Is that why it is called pecker wood ?? LOL
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don't males have 1 less rib bones than females
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Do you live in the 21st Century?
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Good morning everyone.

I think it would be interesting to find out how common this misconception is.

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Excellent thread Seer, Excellent!
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Thank you. It was certainly not very well received for much the evening last night. Glad to get some intelligent thought regarding.

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Well, if some rib bones can actually grow back, then why would it be so far fetched that GOD might have actually used a rib bone. Would make more since actually. More so than say... a penis bone. Which obviously did/ does not grow back.
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why is it so important for you all to discredit and mock God.



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Why is it every time someone dares to ask a question about your god, you call it mocking?


“I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.” Galileo Galilei
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Well, if some rib bones can actually grow back, then why would it be so far fetched that GOD might have actually used a rib bone. Would make more since actually. More so than say... a penis bone. Which obviously did/ does not grow back.
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Hmmm.

If you break a rib/bone it can heal by growing back together. The body can "sew" or "repair" broken bones. However if a bone is broken off and removed it will not regrow. Doctors can "make" new bones out of synthetic materials and use them to replace joints in elderly patients; or if a bone is smashed beyond repair. No bone is going to "regenerate" if it is cut off however.
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The baculum is obviously completely unnecessary for the human male to copulate. It is suspiciously absent however, while the rib remains.
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why is it so important for you all to discredit and mock God.



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Why is it every time someone dares to ask a question about your god, you call it mocking?


“I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.” Galileo Galilei
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Well said.

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Re: What did God do with Adam's penis bone?
don't males have 1 less rib bones than females
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Do you live in the 21st Century?
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Good morning everyone.

I think it would be interesting to find out how common this misconception is.

coffee4
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Noooo.... I would be depressed over the state of the human condition for months. I'd rather attempt to just lie to myself and pretend that belief is a rare occurrence.
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Re: What did God do with Adam's penis bone?
Well, if some rib bones can actually grow back, then why would it be so far fetched that GOD might have actually used a rib bone. Would make more since actually. More so than say... a penis bone. Which obviously did/ does not grow back.
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Hmmm.

If you break a rib/bone it can heal by growing back together. The body can "sew" or "repair" broken bones. However if a bone is broken off and removed it will not regrow. Doctors can "make" new bones out of synthetic materials and use them to replace joints in elderly patients; or if a bone is smashed beyond repair. No bone is going to "regenerate" if it is cut off however.
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The baculum is obviously completely unnecessary for the human male to copulate. It is suspiciously absent however, while the rib remains.
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So that's it? You google yahoo answers.... LOL
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I bet I know what happened!! It's all Satan's fault. He must have stolen it from Adam in the garden. Everything else is blamed on Satan, so why not this?
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I bet I know what happened!! It's all Satan's fault. He must have stolen it from Adam in the garden. Everything else is blamed on Satan, so why not this?
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don't males have 1 less rib bones than females
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Do you live in the 21st Century?
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Good morning everyone.

I think it would be interesting to find out how common this misconception is.

coffee4
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Noooo.... I would be depressed over the state of the human condition for months. I'd rather attempt to just lie to myself and pretend that belief is a rare occurrence.
 Quoting: Facts>feelings


Good morning. :)


lol.

I think the results would be skewed now if I did a poll thread. I was also led to believe that males have one less rib than females, as a child.

Thankfully, the Information Age is currently in full swing.
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Well, if some rib bones can actually grow back, then why would it be so far fetched that GOD might have actually used a rib bone. Would make more since actually. More so than say... a penis bone. Which obviously did/ does not grow back.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64182856


Hmmm.

If you break a rib/bone it can heal by growing back together. The body can "sew" or "repair" broken bones. However if a bone is broken off and removed it will not regrow. Doctors can "make" new bones out of synthetic materials and use them to replace joints in elderly patients; or if a bone is smashed beyond repair. No bone is going to "regenerate" if it is cut off however.
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The baculum is obviously completely unnecessary for the human male to copulate. It is suspiciously absent however, while the rib remains.
 Quoting: Seer777

So that's it? You google yahoo answers.... LOL
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Please feel free to add a link or video of your choice which shows that removed ribs, can fully regrow.
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Do you live in the 21st Century?
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Good morning everyone.

I think it would be interesting to find out how common this misconception is.

coffee4
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Noooo.... I would be depressed over the state of the human condition for months. I'd rather attempt to just lie to myself and pretend that belief is a rare occurrence.
 Quoting: Facts>feelings


Good morning. :)


lol.

I think the results would be skewed now if I did a poll thread. I was also led to believe that males have one less rib than females, as a child.

Thankfully, the Information Age is currently in full swing.
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Morn'en ;)

It's so absurd it's almost like a marker. If someone can be convinced of that then they are susceptible to X amount of other fuckery as well type of thing.
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I could care less because it doesn't matter to me either way. But I'm sure there is more on the subject you could dig up if you searched a little more. LOL

To me, it is irrelevant how GOD decided to form Eve. I believe other things are of greater importance.
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Good morning everyone.

I think it would be interesting to find out how common this misconception is.

coffee4
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Noooo.... I would be depressed over the state of the human condition for months. I'd rather attempt to just lie to myself and pretend that belief is a rare occurrence.
 Quoting: Facts>feelings


Good morning. :)


lol.

I think the results would be skewed now if I did a poll thread. I was also led to believe that males have one less rib than females, as a child.

Thankfully, the Information Age is currently in full swing.
 Quoting: Seer777


Morn'en ;)

It's so absurd it's almost like a marker. If someone can be convinced of that then they are susceptible to X amount of other fuckery as well type of thing.
 Quoting: Facts>feelings



Well. The whole Genesis Creation story can seem a bit absurd when looked at logically. A Forbidden Tree and a talking snake.

However, I do think there are metaphorical truths that may be gleaned by seeing it in a different light.
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I could care less because it doesn't matter to me either way. But I'm sure there is more on the subject you could dig up if you searched a little more. LOL

To me, it is irrelevant how GOD decided to form Eve. I believe other things are of greater importance.
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No thanks. I don't believe that removed bones can magically regenerate in human beings. You offered that bit and it was on your burden of proof to add to your statement.


Very good. Thanks for coming.

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Re: What did God do with Adam's penis bone?
I could care less because it doesn't matter to me either way. But I'm sure there is more on the subject you could dig up if you searched a little more. LOL

To me, it is irrelevant how GOD decided to form Eve. I believe other things are of greater importance.
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No thanks. I don't believe that removed bones can magically regenerate in human beings. You offered that bit and it was on your burden of proof to add to your statement.


Very good. Thanks for coming.

hi
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Good for you then. Does it make you feel any better to think GOD used a penis bone instead? LOL
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I could care less because it doesn't matter to me either way. But I'm sure there is more on the subject you could dig up if you searched a little more. LOL

To me, it is irrelevant how GOD decided to form Eve. I believe other things are of greater importance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64182856


No thanks. I don't believe that removed bones can magically regenerate in human beings. You offered that bit and it was on your burden of proof to add to your statement.


Very good. Thanks for coming.

hi
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Good for you then. Does it make you feel any better to think GOD used a penis bone instead? LOL
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How I feel about it, is beside the point.

What I am proposing, is it makes more sense in regard to the story.
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Re: What did God do with Adam's penis bone?
He used it to hollow out Eve's cooch.
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Noooo.... I would be depressed over the state of the human condition for months. I'd rather attempt to just lie to myself and pretend that belief is a rare occurrence.
 Quoting: Facts>feelings


Good morning. :)


lol.

I think the results would be skewed now if I did a poll thread. I was also led to believe that males have one less rib than females, as a child.

Thankfully, the Information Age is currently in full swing.
 Quoting: Seer777


Morn'en ;)

It's so absurd it's almost like a marker. If someone can be convinced of that then they are susceptible to X amount of other fuckery as well type of thing.
 Quoting: Facts>feelings



Well. The whole Genesis Creation story can seem a bit absurd when looked at logically. A Forbidden Tree and a talking snake.

However, I do think there are metaphorical truths that may be gleaned by seeing it in a different light.
 Quoting: Seer777


It's all basically metaphorical and symbolic. "Jesus" acknowledged it by using parables to teach higher concepts to less educated/enlightened minds.
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Re: What did God do with Adam's penis bone?
Penis bone.

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Get it out of your system ppl. It's real thing.
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I remember reading something in a "lost" gospel or text, supposed words from Jesus saying he would make Mary a man so she would enter the Kingdom.


Not sure that was exactly it, can't find the text now either 1dunno1


Good morning there, and thanks for the thread (:
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I remember reading something in a "lost" gospel or text, supposed words from Jesus saying he would make Mary a man so she would enter the Kingdom.


Not sure that was exactly it, can't find the text now either 1dunno1


Good morning there, and thanks for the thread (:
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Dead sea scrolls I think.
Im fixing to go throw snow in the truck with the kids.
Ill see if I can find it later though. Book of jasper came to mind but I don't know if that's it or if it's just close to that part of the book in my hard back collection of them.
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I remember reading something in a "lost" gospel or text, supposed words from Jesus saying he would make Mary a man so she would enter the Kingdom.


Not sure that was exactly it, can't find the text now either 1dunno1


Good morning there, and thanks for the thread (:
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Dead sea scrolls I think.
Im fixing to go throw snow in the truck with the kids.
Ill see if I can find it later though. Book of jasper came to mind but I don't know if that's it or if it's just close to that part of the book in my hard back collection of them.
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Yes, thought it was the gospel of Mary but I just found it.

Last sentence in the Gospel of Thomas. hf
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I remember reading something in a "lost" gospel or text, supposed words from Jesus saying he would make Mary a man so she would enter the Kingdom.


Not sure that was exactly it, can't find the text now either 1dunno1


Good morning there, and thanks for the thread (:
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Good morning. :)

I believe I have heard that alluded to in the past as well. The only thing I can suppose with such a statement is that he is giving her equal ground to speak to and with a group of men. The 12 disciples.

If she was as close to Jesus as some have proposed, then her presence around a large group of men would have been common. Probably added to the whole bit about her being a whore as well. Woman and men keeping company together to discuss God and scripture was probably not widely practiced in that day. And even today the genders are separated in religious prayer and worship.


The Kingdom of God is within you, and whereever 2 or more gather in my name, rings a bell here.
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